When you're happy and 당신 know it bomb Iraq
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
파키스탄 is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not 사랑 this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my 침대 looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings 말
and all the kings men bent the 암캐, 암 캐 over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times 당신 can make it rise
장미 are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted 당신
I needed 당신 so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find 당신
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I 사랑 the way it rubs against my soft 담홍색, 핑크 flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the 다음 time
I 사랑 my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to 십자가, 크로스 the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The 초 man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a 보트 and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, 당신 drive me insane.
당신 fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, 당신 ugly cunt!
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
파키스탄 is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not 사랑 this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my 침대 looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings 말
and all the kings men bent the 암캐, 암 캐 over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times 당신 can make it rise
장미 are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted 당신
I needed 당신 so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find 당신
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I 사랑 the way it rubs against my soft 담홍색, 핑크 flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the 다음 time
I 사랑 my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to 십자가, 크로스 the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The 초 man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a 보트 and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, 당신 drive me insane.
당신 fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, 당신 ugly cunt!
if someone is making 당신 upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way 당신 are, 또는 they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, 또는 don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying 당신 for "no reason", it's because they like you, 또는 is jealous of you, 또는 it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your 프렌즈
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them 당신 are raising money to buy 음식 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that 당신 want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 일 gift your 프렌즈 a cucumber and tell them 당신 grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 다음 to your ear and say that he talks to 당신 and says he need a new 집 and thats why 당신 buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your 프렌즈
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them 당신 are raising money to buy 음식 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that 당신 want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 일 gift your 프렌즈 a cucumber and tell them 당신 grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 다음 to your ear and say that he talks to 당신 and says he need a new 집 and thats why 당신 buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like 또는 사랑 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn 더 많이 fans......add 랜덤 ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn 더 많이 fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medals ...u have to add 더 많이 pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have 더 많이 medals .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get 더 많이 fans.....and frnds too.
when i have 더 많이 ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 기사 will be useful have a gr8 일 everybody and type ur 코멘트 plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like 또는 사랑 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn 더 많이 fans......add 랜덤 ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn 더 많이 fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medals ...u have to add 더 많이 pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have 더 많이 medals .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get 더 많이 fans.....and frnds too.
when i have 더 많이 ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 기사 will be useful have a gr8 일 everybody and type ur 코멘트 plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a 피자 and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best 피자 ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 랜덤 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 당신 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this list ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 당신 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 당신 are a muggle born even if 당신 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope 당신 liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at 랜덤 times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that 당신 are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this list ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs 당신 know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that 당신 are a muggle born even if 당신 did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope 당신 liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a 질문 on this spot that asked "If 당신 saw Justin Bieber standing on the 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump, would 당신 cry 또는 scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do 당신 people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone 당신 know 또는 care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a 질문 on this spot that asked "If 당신 saw Justin Bieber standing on the 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump, would 당신 cry 또는 scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 상단, 맨 위로 of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do 당신 people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone 당신 know 또는 care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did 당신 here about the blonde who shot an 애로우 into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 거리 when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when 당신 ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.