When you're happy and 당신 know it bomb Iraq
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
파키스탄 is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not 사랑 this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my 침대 looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings 말
and all the kings men bent the 암캐, 암 캐 over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times 당신 can make it rise
장미 are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted 당신
I needed 당신 so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find 당신
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I 사랑 the way it rubs against my soft 담홍색, 핑크 flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the 다음 time
I 사랑 my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to 십자가, 크로스 the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The 초 man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a 보트 and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, 당신 drive me insane.
당신 fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, 당신 ugly cunt!
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
파키스탄 is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not 사랑 this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my 침대 looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings 말
and all the kings men bent the 암캐, 암 캐 over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times 당신 can make it rise
장미 are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted 당신
I needed 당신 so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find 당신
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I 사랑 the way it rubs against my soft 담홍색, 핑크 flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the 다음 time
I 사랑 my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to 십자가, 크로스 the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The 초 man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a 보트 and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, 당신 drive me insane.
당신 fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, 당신 ugly cunt!
1.people excpect 당신 to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your 프렌즈 get jelious when 당신 hang with other people.
3.more people then 당신 think hate 당신 and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean 인기 person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about 당신 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put 당신 with your 프렌즈 because 당신 talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but 더 많이 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 당신 because your popular.
8.If your a 인기 girl and 당신 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 당신 a slut.
9.If your a 인기 boy and 당신 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if 당신 had a good friend and then 당신 became 인기 they might stop hanging out with 당신 because they think there not good enough.
2.Your 프렌즈 get jelious when 당신 hang with other people.
3.more people then 당신 think hate 당신 and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean 인기 person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about 당신 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put 당신 with your 프렌즈 because 당신 talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but 더 많이 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 당신 because your popular.
8.If your a 인기 girl and 당신 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 당신 a slut.
9.If your a 인기 boy and 당신 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if 당신 had a good friend and then 당신 became 인기 they might stop hanging out with 당신 because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, 또는 being a creep, 당신 will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks 당신 can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 당신 where I fucking live so we can fuck 랜덤 strangers.
Stranger: 당신 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 당신 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 또는 copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 당신 where I fucking live so we can fuck 랜덤 strangers.
Stranger: 당신 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 당신 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 또는 copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 음식 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend 사랑 the mall but what makes it 더 많이 fun are the following
-When your 로스트 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 당신 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 당신 go into a store adress your friend 의해 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 당신 go into one of those store that plays the 음악 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 당신 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 랜덤 things. like terrorists 또는 something
Have fun with 프렌즈 at the mall!
-When your 로스트 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 당신 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 당신 go into a store adress your friend 의해 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 당신 go into one of those store that plays the 음악 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 당신 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 랜덤 things. like terrorists 또는 something
Have fun with 프렌즈 at the mall!