Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody/Radio Ga Ga @ Live Aid

When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick 또는 a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object. Every time 당신 ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but 다음 to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity can be cured.

Virginity is...

So this 년 happens to be over in 11 hours and 32 minutes. And because of that I thought I could write a little something about each one of 당신 :]

Nate
The king. The king of randomness to be honest. He's just awesome and I have no idea what I (and the other pinjas) would have done without him. He must be some sort of a saint. He got the Leytoners and the Brucasers to become 프렌즈 after such a long time fighting. That I respect him for. Also his pervert-ness is not to be wrong of. Even though it's kind of creepy, it's hilarious. Him and Tool together.. No needs to say 더 많이 :] Nate. You're an...

CHAPTER TWO.

Cherry 체리 boom boom
Mary: HANNAH! COME HERE NOW!
H: What the HELL?
Mary: Did 당신 buy 아이스크림 again? 당신 know I hate it.
H: First off, its taste is MANGO. Epic.
Mary: Yeah right.
H: And secondly, 당신 are a complete retard for not liking 아이스크림 so shut up.
Mary: But there’s no room in the fridge for my vegetables.
DING DONG. Hannah runs to open, glad that she was saved from the “fight”.
Cat: 저기요 my girl.
H: 저기요 Kitty.
Mary: Who is it?
H: It’s Cat. She brought us some ice-cream.
Mary: 당신 have got to be kidding me. Mangos and 아이스크림 are FORBIDDEN in here.
G: WHY ARE YOU...

Happy sweet sixteen my Ballah!:D
You better have a terrific day, and an amazing 년 ahead of you, cause 당신 deserve it!♥

Hannah! 당신 have this unique, amazing, incredible and loveable personality which 당신 just can't miss! 당신 make the room (forum) look at 당신 when 당신 step in, and 당신 somehow make me smile even though i'm having a real shitty day! And I don't think I have to tell 당신 about your world known (fanpop-known) cheating skils! PCBR (pathetic cheating 아기 rules) says it all!;P
You will always be my teacher/master/mentor (you choose), and I always enjoy cheating with you! Cheating...