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AIR SUPPLY, sexiest 샤워 scene ever, and the granny dance

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Awesome

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Edward Cullen Song

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin 당신 ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now 당신 know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen

Wish I could be Cul-len
Wish I could get all the girls, yo
Didn't have to breathe
Didn't have to eat 음식
And of course I want to read everybody's thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light and drive a Volvo
And honestly I wanna play the 피아노
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my homie
Be a vegetarian even though I...

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Sick Blonde Jokes

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.

He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".

"I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms!"

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Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to the ground.
"Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied.
"Oh no,"she said...

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EAT SHIT AND DIEEEEEEEEEE X'D

added by Cas_Cat_2

LMFAO, this video made my year. XD

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올랜도 블룸

eric bana is better =p

he was in troy

당신 should all watch that movie <33

eat shitttt xd

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Eric Bana impersonates Orlando Bloom

added by Cas_Cat_2

Eric is a better Orlando than Orlando. xD

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eric ruleeeeeees

lmao

i swear i'm not a orlando 팬 girl xd

but i am a eric 팬 girl yaaay

and this 키워드 thing its fun!!!

for trooooooooooooy <33

(just watch the damn movie already xd)

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Random.

added by Bdavisbrookeme

Source: Lots Of Jokes

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How to Fight (and lose efficiently)

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Buddy - Lupe Fiasco

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cool

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Happy - Ashanti

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음악

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Fuzzy Language

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help 당신 understand the fuzzy language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone 읽기 a PhD dissertation 또는 academic paper.

"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"...
I didn't look up the original reference.

"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"...
These data are practically meaningless.

"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS
TO THE QUESTIONS"...
An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published.

"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"...
The other results didn't make any sense.

"TYPICAL...

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hahahhahaha :p

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펭귄

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Source: pingu

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Pirate Duckies <3333333

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Yo Momma Jokes

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, 당신 could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mother's so fat, when they used her...

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Annoy The Office

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Some great ways to annoy people at work...

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com 또는 elvis-the-king@companyname.com.

4. Every time someone asks 당신 to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5. Encourage your colleagues to 가입하기 당신 in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6. Put your garbage can on your 책상, 데스크 and label it 'IN.'

7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8. Put decaf in the coffee...

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Your Fly Is Open

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

20 ways to say that someone's "fly is open"....

20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your 담홍색, 핑크 Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows in your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little 육지, 쇼 어 leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12. 당신 need to bring your tray 표, 테이블 to the upright and locked position.

11. Your pod 만, 베이 door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is...

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Age 벨 Curve

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

It seems that life goes 의해 resembling somewhat of a 벨 curve of what is considered successful...

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.

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Pet Truths

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Some self-evident truths about pets...

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although 고양이 are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and 고양이 instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 분 sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, 고양이 shred.

I wonder if other 개 think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation...

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Good Girl, Bad Girl

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot 의해 loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that 당신 are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls 사랑 Italian food...
Bad girls 사랑 Italian waiters.

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Most Embarrassing

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

The following are the 상단, 맨 위로 four winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments" contest:

1. "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other adults. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,'
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If 당신 don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw 당신 키싱 Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this...