The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"
Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.
Trixie: (to Saten) Any 더 많이 of those?
Saten: 당신 smoke?
Trixie: not til just now.
Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy 음악회, 콘서트 당신 went too.
Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)
Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.
Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.
Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?
Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest 침대 in all the forest.
Woodpeckery: Fit for a king!
Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter 크리스마스 ever!
Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -
Saten [as they sing, pulling out new joint, Trixie keeping the other one, walks over to the critters]: All right, we're going now. [He ambles off. A roar is heard nearby. All stop and look. The critters scream.]
Critters: The mountain lion! Hide! [They scatter, leaving the ponies to face the lion alone. The lion peers out from behind a tree, Saten, 의해 instinct, sheilds Trixie).
Saten: Uhhh, Go away! Shoo! [The lion moves off and the critters return.]
Squirrely: Is it gone?
Saten: I think so.
Skunky [behind a low tree]: I'm not c-c-comin' out.
Foxy: Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant, and he's gonna kill it again.
Trixie (throws away joint): Again?
Squirrely: Every 크리스마스 the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
Porcupiney: Oh dear, I'm so very afraid.
Beavery: [climbs onto a stump and sits up] Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.
Critters: Awwww! [some of them sob]
Squirrely: Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Saten!
Raccoony: Of course! Saten can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
Narrator: Of coarse I will! Saten cried with joy.
Saten (dryly) No.. (starts leaving throwing away joint)
Trixie: Saten wait.. What if Fluttershy finds out we let them die.
Saten: ... Fine.
Porcupiney: 크리스마스 is saved! [the critters cheer] The camera looks up from the woods to a mountain in the distance. Dramatic 음악 plays.
Trixie: (kisses his cheek) Come back to me alive.
Saten: In case I don't.. (kisses her on the lips for a whole minute, which is longer than 당신 think)
Saten: (pulls away and reluntantely flies up to the mountain)
Trixie: ... (picks up his joint) I'm gonna need this.
Rabbity: He'll be fine.
Trixie: If he doesn't.. Your be safer with the lion than from me.
Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.
Trixie: (to Saten) Any 더 많이 of those?
Saten: 당신 smoke?
Trixie: not til just now.
Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy 음악회, 콘서트 당신 went too.
Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)
Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.
Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.
Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?
Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest 침대 in all the forest.
Woodpeckery: Fit for a king!
Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter 크리스마스 ever!
Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -
Saten [as they sing, pulling out new joint, Trixie keeping the other one, walks over to the critters]: All right, we're going now. [He ambles off. A roar is heard nearby. All stop and look. The critters scream.]
Critters: The mountain lion! Hide! [They scatter, leaving the ponies to face the lion alone. The lion peers out from behind a tree, Saten, 의해 instinct, sheilds Trixie).
Saten: Uhhh, Go away! Shoo! [The lion moves off and the critters return.]
Squirrely: Is it gone?
Saten: I think so.
Skunky [behind a low tree]: I'm not c-c-comin' out.
Foxy: Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant, and he's gonna kill it again.
Trixie (throws away joint): Again?
Squirrely: Every 크리스마스 the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
Porcupiney: Oh dear, I'm so very afraid.
Beavery: [climbs onto a stump and sits up] Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.
Critters: Awwww! [some of them sob]
Squirrely: Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Saten!
Raccoony: Of course! Saten can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
Narrator: Of coarse I will! Saten cried with joy.
Saten (dryly) No.. (starts leaving throwing away joint)
Trixie: Saten wait.. What if Fluttershy finds out we let them die.
Saten: ... Fine.
Porcupiney: 크리스마스 is saved! [the critters cheer] The camera looks up from the woods to a mountain in the distance. Dramatic 음악 plays.
Trixie: (kisses his cheek) Come back to me alive.
Saten: In case I don't.. (kisses her on the lips for a whole minute, which is longer than 당신 think)
Saten: (pulls away and reluntantely flies up to the mountain)
Trixie: ... (picks up his joint) I'm gonna need this.
Rabbity: He'll be fine.
Trixie: If he doesn't.. Your be safer with the lion than from me.
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my 가장 좋아하는 character Twilight and AppleJack, 의해 using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer 읽기 Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little 조랑말 has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if 당신 really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my 가장 좋아하는 character Twilight and AppleJack, 의해 using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer 읽기 Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little 조랑말 has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if 당신 really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 당신 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 당신 your whole life.
Saten: 당신 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 당신 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 당신 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 당신 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 당신 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 당신 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 당신 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 당신 your whole life.
Saten: 당신 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 당신 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 당신 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 당신 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 당신 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 당신 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..