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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any 더 많이 of those?

Saten: 당신 smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy 음악회, 콘서트 당신 went too.

Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)

Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.

Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.

Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?

Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest 침대 in all the forest.

Woodpeckery: Fit for a king!

Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter 크리스마스 ever!

Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -

Saten [as they sing, pulling out new joint, Trixie keeping the other one, walks over to the critters]: All right, we're going now. [He ambles off. A roar is heard nearby. All stop and look. The critters scream.]

Critters: The mountain lion! Hide! [They scatter, leaving the ponies to face the lion alone. The lion peers out from behind a tree, Saten, 의해 instinct, sheilds Trixie).

Saten: Uhhh, Go away! Shoo! [The lion moves off and the critters return.]

Squirrely: Is it gone?

Saten: I think so.

Skunky [behind a low tree]: I'm not c-c-comin' out.

Foxy: Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant, and he's gonna kill it again.

Trixie (throws away joint): Again?

Squirrely: Every 크리스마스 the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.

Porcupiney: Oh dear, I'm so very afraid.

Beavery: [climbs onto a stump and sits up] Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.

Critters: Awwww! [some of them sob]

Squirrely: Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Saten!

Raccoony: Of course! Saten can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!

Narrator: Of coarse I will! Saten cried with joy.

Saten (dryly) No.. (starts leaving throwing away joint)

Trixie: Saten wait.. What if Fluttershy finds out we let them die.

Saten: ... Fine.

Porcupiney: 크리스마스 is saved! [the critters cheer] The camera looks up from the woods to a mountain in the distance. Dramatic 음악 plays.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) Come back to me alive.

Saten: In case I don't.. (kisses her on the lips for a whole minute, which is longer than 당신 think)

Saten: (pulls away and reluntantely flies up to the mountain)

Trixie: ... (picks up his joint) I'm gonna need this.

Rabbity: He'll be fine.

Trixie: If he doesn't.. Your be safer with the lion than from me.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't 당신 tell me?
Sneak Peak: 당신 were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: 당신 know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The Golden gun
The Golden gun
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can 당신 check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are 당신 Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised 당신 have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? Show yourself!
Hattan:...
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After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of 피자 do 당신 want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....


Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: 저기요 Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....


Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...
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사과 브랜디 & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his 초 highest ranked 조랑말 to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: 당신 two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. 당신 better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't 당신 use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting 당신 guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist 조랑말 4: *drives...
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사과 브랜디 past the rest of the 일 with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole 일 with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she said goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back 집 to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...
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posted by fefe2002
My little 조랑말 what is friendship is a series like my little 조랑말 friendship is magic its about a 조랑말 named bubble gum and she has so many 프렌즈 and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with 프렌즈 she still likes to learn 더 많이 about friendship.However she likes to give 더 많이 happiness to her 프렌즈 than she has ever done.




and that's my new series so if 당신 want 더 많이 information just post on my 벽 the 질문 당신 want to ask me :)
posted by mariofan14
It was a glorious 일 in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled 의해 common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing 의해 her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The 조랑말 in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...
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(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls 의해 MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West 의해 applejackrocks, Peppermint 의해 DisneyFan333, Score Heights 의해 Quillabex, Sugar 구름, 클라우드 의해 misscrazel, and Cakey Cake 의해 yours truly. I hope 당신 all enjoy this.)

It was a great 일 in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. 당신 see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some 프렌즈 over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake show against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...
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Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan 당신 stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck 당신 do there
Dan - I here to defend 당신 from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... 당신 just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN 당신 KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...
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The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: 사과 브랜디 watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need 더 많이 ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have 당신 surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the 유니콘 horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...
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Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they said they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: 당신 think? If you're lying I'll kill 당신 myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No 당신 won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told 당신 to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck 당신 hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to 당신 like that.
Applejack: 당신 didn't have...
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Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held 의해 a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach 당신 not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...
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 Yes I did make a 제목 screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the 이전 H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash appeared,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 다음 일 Con was informed that the ponies he killed were working for a scientist named Dr. Ani. He was on an island about 18 miles west of San Franciscolt, and it was guarded 의해 an army of Alicorns. When Con got to San Fran via airplane a green stallion was waiting for him in a white '60 corvette. Once they left the airport the stallion driving the corvette would take Con to the docks. A red pegasus with a purple mane would wait for him on a sailboat. From there the pegasus would help Con kill Dr. Ani, but first Con had to leave the airport. As he got in the car he noticed a '61 continental...
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(This contains my alicorn OC, Cakey Cake, as well as Disneyfan333's unicorn OC, Peppermint. Yes, 당신 may ask why I ship Cakey Cake and Peppermint. No, 당신 may not complain 또는 give me BS. Enjoy.)

It was a beautiful 일 in the town of Trottingham, where Peppermint was making candies with 캔디, 껌, gumdrop in Gumdrop's 캔디 store, "Gumdrop Galore." The two were having a wonderful time together not only just 의해 making candy, but just 의해 hanging out together. But one day, Peppermint asked Gumdrop, "Don't 당신 think that maybe I can try my peppermint tricks with another pony?" She explained that she thought...
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The 다음 Day, Stormy, Nikki, Azura, CS, and Pacifica had decided to go for a walk around ponyville. Azura looked kind of worried, actually she was very worried.

Nikki: 당신 alright sugarcube?
Azura: no.....I haven't seen Score for a while.
CS: I'm sure she's fine. Maybe she just got the Chicken Pox.
Pacifica: If 당신 want Darling, we can go check on her.
Azura: That'll be just great!
Stormy: So? What are we waiting for? Lets go!

So, the 5 little ponies ran straight to Score's house. They knocked, and there was no answer. They knocked again, but still no answer. After 8 knocks, Nikki got annoyed 의해 waiting...
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The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One 일 she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a 망아지, 콜트 hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are 당신 going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are 당신 jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a gold pocket watch and if 당신 looked closely, 당신 could...
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