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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little 조랑말 is owned 의해 Hasbro and created 의해 Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that 당신 enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect 동물 that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake said "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord said "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need 당신 to have 50 of your nicest cakes made 의해 tomorrow."

Mr. Cake said "Are 당신 serious?"

Discord said "Yes."

Mr. Cake passed out.

Discord said "Is he okay?'

Mrs. Cake said "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready 의해 tomorrow. Are 당신 sure 당신 have enough money?"

Discord said "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."

Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich said "Excuse me."

Discord said "Can I help you?"

Filthy Rich said "Indeed 당신 can. I need your help."

Discord said "Doesn't everybody?"

Filthy Rich said "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."

Discord said "Well what do 당신 want me to do about it?"

Filthy Rich said "I want 당신 to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the 동물 into savages 또는 something."

Discord said "Why should I help you?"

Filthy Rich said "I'll share the spa profits with you."

Discord said "But this event is important for Fluttersy."

Filthy Rich said "Come on Mr. De Lancie."

Discord said "My name's Discord."

Filthy Rich said "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."

Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got 집 he sat around thinking about what he should do. He said "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."

The 다음 일 Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.

Twilight Sparkle said "Thanks for getting the cakes."

Discord said "Whatever."

Discord use his power to turn the 동물 into savage antagonists. Discord said "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever 당신 want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."

The 동물 attacked the ponies.

Rarity said "Savages."

The mayor said "We can't give the building to these animals."

Filthy Rich said "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."

Twilight said "I can't believe 당신 did this 당신 trader."

Discord said "Oh be quiet 당신 friendship fool."

Fluttershy said "What have 당신 done?"

Discord said "Don't worry."

Fluttershy said "If 당신 don't turn the 동물 back to normal I'll never be your friend."

Discord got sad and said "Really? Oh come on."

Filthy Rich said "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."

Discord said "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the 동물 back to normal. Discord used his power to make 앤젤 Bunny attack Filthy Rich.

Filthy Rich said "If 당신 get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."

Discord used his power to turn 앤젤 back to normal.

Pinkie Pie said "The cakes taste like rocks."

Mr. Cake said "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.

Discord said "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He said "I'm sorry about everything."

Twilight said "I hope that 당신 learned something."

Discord said "I have learned something: Fluttershy is 더 많이 important than hot tub time machines."

Twilight said "Well that's a unique thing to learn."

The 다음 일 Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake said "How can I help you?"

Filthy Rich said "I want to use this place for a spa."

Mr. Cake passed out.
Spike: [sighs] 당신 know the worst thing about 당신 being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to 당신 for 조언 about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: 당신 know, 'cause 당신 used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are 당신 talking about? I had good 프렌즈 in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any 사진 from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. 당신 know how we put 당신 as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need 당신 your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem 또는 a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? 당신 called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: 당신 could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: 당신 came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case 당신 were wondering.
Amanda: Did 당신 take our advice...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. 당신 realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find 사랑 in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS 사랑 me.
Ditto: 당신 got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. 또는 hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck 당신 too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't 당신 the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings 당신 here?.. All out of 도넛 in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then 당신 might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do 당신 want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest 별, 스타 Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write 더 많이 랜덤 things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten 글쓰기 classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy 주황색, 오렌지 mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The 주황색, 오렌지 mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 의해 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 당신 have parked too close to a 불, 화재 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 불, 화재 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 당신 have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 당신 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 당신 threatened to beat her up if 당신 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 당신 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 당신 have some drinks with me? You'll 사랑 it.
Bob: How many did 당신 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 당신 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 당신 want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that 당신 call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are 당신 so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes 사과, 애플 Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd 사과, 애플 Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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