Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: 당신 haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought 당신 could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. 당신 know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did 당신 hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do 당신 mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought 당신 were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, 당신 were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for 당신 guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's 더 많이 of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard 당신 were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard 또는 not. I'm just surprised. 당신 always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, 읽기 about magic is one thing, but 당신 don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, 당신 don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so 쓴, 쓰라린 that 당신 steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated 의해 Twilight and her friends, so 당신 travel through time to get back at them, but they beat 당신 again and teach 당신 about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what 당신 did that 당신 can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did 당신 really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told 당신 he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we 로스트 touch. Maybe if I had reached out, 당신 could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped 당신 to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When 당신 showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told 당신 the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if 당신 ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! 당신 need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the 겨울왕국 North and fix the Crystal 심장 so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: 당신 haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought 당신 could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. 당신 know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did 당신 hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do 당신 mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought 당신 were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, 당신 were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for 당신 guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's 더 많이 of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard 당신 were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard 또는 not. I'm just surprised. 당신 always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, 읽기 about magic is one thing, but 당신 don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, 당신 don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so 쓴, 쓰라린 that 당신 steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated 의해 Twilight and her friends, so 당신 travel through time to get back at them, but they beat 당신 again and teach 당신 about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what 당신 did that 당신 can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did 당신 really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told 당신 he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we 로스트 touch. Maybe if I had reached out, 당신 could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped 당신 to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When 당신 showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told 당신 the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if 당신 ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! 당신 need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the 겨울왕국 North and fix the Crystal 심장 so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe 당신 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 당신 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 당신 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 당신 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe 당신 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 당신 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 당신 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 당신 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank 당신 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 예수님 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank 당신 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 예수님 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof 의해 behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 당신 alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 당신 to know 당신 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. 당신 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 당신 alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 당신 to know 당신 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. 당신 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
I thought I would have 더 많이 ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 다음 time my dear 팬 :)
I'm suppose to write 더 많이 words so here's 랜덤 메탈리카 lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 로스트 his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 다음 time my dear 팬 :)
I'm suppose to write 더 많이 words so here's 랜덤 메탈리카 lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 로스트 his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."