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Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.

Sunburst: Why?

Saten: 당신 haven't looked outside, have you?

Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-

Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.

Sunburst: Really?

Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.

Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought 당신 could help!

Sunburst: Me?

Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!

Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. 당신 know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.

Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did 당신 hear what he said?

Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.

Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!

Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-

Starlight Glimmer: What do 당신 mean?!

Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!

Saten: But I thought 당신 were an important wizard!

Sunburst: Well, 당신 were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!

Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-

Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).

Sunburst: I know it's hard for 당신 guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.

Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?

Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!

Spike: Technically, she's 더 많이 of a student than a protégé.

Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!

Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard 당신 were expecting.

Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard 또는 not. I'm just surprised. 당신 always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!

Sunburst: Yeah, well, 읽기 about magic is one thing, but 당신 don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!

Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, 당신 don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so 쓴, 쓰라린 that 당신 steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated 의해 Twilight and her friends, so 당신 travel through time to get back at them, but they beat 당신 again and teach 당신 about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what 당신 did that 당신 can't make any FRIENDS!

(awkward pause).

Sunburst: Did 당신 really travel through time?

Spike: See? I told 당신 he'd be impressed.

Sunburst: I'm sorry we 로스트 touch. Maybe if I had reached out, 당신 could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped 당신 to...

Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.

Sunburst: When 당신 showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told 당신 the truth.

Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.

Spike: Well, if 당신 ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!

Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! 당신 need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the 겨울왕국 North and fix the Crystal 심장 so the baby can have her Crystalling?

Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and 기사 about why 무지개, 레인 보우 dash is my 가장 좋아하는 조랑말 so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my 가장 좋아하는 is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the 색깔 of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We 로스트 too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We 로스트 all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1705

Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper

-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope

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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will 옮기기 on for defence. But 당신 won't do it. I will send 당신 to Russia. I want 당신 to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust 당신 gents. 옮기기 out.

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Russia.
Siberia.
13th...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great 히어로즈 of Equestria... Hahahaha... 당신 are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without 당신 they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will 옮기기 더 많이 because of my not typical work. May 옮기기 soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The 팬팝 Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity...
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Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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Granny Smith: 당신 ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're 당신 doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of 건초 from you? I forgot to stock up on 음식 for Angel, and 당신 do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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real 인용구 의해 me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way 또는 anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no 더 많이 than what 당신 expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing 더 많이 to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable 당신 just want to take everything 당신 own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless 당신 like stupid comedies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the 월 is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad 나귀, 엉덩이 reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: 당신 won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: 당신 won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe 당신 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're 당신 heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are 당신 going!?

Master Sword: Didn't 당신 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.

TO BE CONTINUED