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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted 의해 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do show up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn to operate the radio.
Red: Alright.
Tim: And it's your turn to drive.
Toby: Sweet.

But Toby was not good at driving, and Red wasn't good with operating a radio.

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Red: *Talking on the radio, but can't remember what 거리 she's on*
Toby: *Driving after a stolen van, but crashes into a 거리 lamp*
Red: *Talking on the radio, but drops the receiver*
Julia: *Shakes her head in annoyance*
Tim: *Pointing to a bank robber*
Toby: *Shoots at the bank robber, but shoots two pedestrians instead*
Tim: *Takes the gun out of Toby's hooves*
Toby: *Driving after a suspect behind Julia, but hits her car*
Julia: *Spins out of control*
Toby: *Stops the car*
Tim: What the hell did 당신 stop for?
Toby: To see if Julia's okay.
Tim: She's fine, but you're not supposed to stop for anything when chasing a suspect.
Toby: Other police departments do that.
Tim: Not us. *Sighs* I don't think 당신 have what it takes to drive a car.
Julia: 당신 don't have what it takes to operate a radio.
Red: *Covers her head in shame* I'm sorry.
Julia: *Worried* Wait, don't take it so hard. I'm sorry. 당신 will get better at it, but we neeed some 더 많이 training.
Red: *Looks up at Julia* Okay.

The 다음 일 was Saturday. Captain Jefferson talked to Julia, and Tim in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So, how did everything go with Toby, and Red?
Tim: Okay. Just don't let Toby drive anytime soon.
Julia: Red needs 더 많이 training with operating a radio.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Everything else went fine though. Right?
Tim: Yes sir.
Mare: *Arrives* Tim Miller?
Tim: Yes?
Mare: A friend of yours named Rick Jones is here to see you, and Red Velvet.
Tim: Perfect. Excuse me. *Goes to talk to Rick*

He arrived the same time Red did.

Red: *Spots Tim* 저기요 sexy.
Tim: Red, we need to talk.
Red: Anything for you.
Tim: 당신 know we're not allowed to date, right?
Red: What are 당신 talking about?
Tim: We work together. Officers in the same department are not allowed to 날짜 each other.
Red: Bummer.
Tim: However, there is a 조랑말 I'd like 당신 to meet. Rick Jones.
Rick: Hi. Tim told me all about you.
Red: And 당신 look sexier than him.
Tim: *Laughs* Okay, 당신 two get yourself acquainted, and I'll see 당신 later.

That night, Rick took Red out to dinner.

Red: You're such a gentlecolt. I like that.
Rick: And 당신 will like this place. I got us reservations at the most expensive restaurant this town has to offer. *Stops the car*

An Acura was speeding down the road.

Rick: *Crossing the 거리 with Red*
Acura Pony: *Honks his horn, and hits the brakes. He hits Red*
Red: *Flies into the back windshield of an Explorer*
Acura Pony: Oh my goodness. *Gets out*
Rick: Red, are 당신 okay?
Red: *Gets out her police badge*
Acura Pony: i hit a cop.
Police Pony: *Stops in a Nissan Skyline police car* GT3, I got a 조랑말 with a red Acura who hit a pedestrian. Send over an ambulance, and a Caprice.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT3.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist left the station in the Super Chief. As he drove the train away from Los Angeles, Jake started having 초 thoughts about his job.

Jake: *Sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground*
Stallion 22: *Arrives* We need 당신 to get ready for the El Capitan.
Jake: Can I drive the train?
Stallion 22: 당신 need to check the baggage.
Jake: Then I quit. *Walks away*
Stallion 22: Have fun looking for another job. You'll never get hired anywhere else.
Jake: We'll see about that.

Jake made a call to the Southern Pacific.

Jake: I heard you're looking for a new engineer.
Southern Pacific Pony: Yes sir,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Saten: *Enjoying 음악 on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how 당신 enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 다음 day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did 당신 know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask 당신 to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are 당신 ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do 당신 know why our freight engines are painted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that 조랑말 with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, 당신 made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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Source: mauro mi
posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, 또는 is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is 또는 should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground 의해 eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn 퀸 is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to show 당신 what I'm about to do. I'd show 당신 some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless 당신 want two pictures in your video, it's 더 많이 complicated...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
슬래쉬 - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. 여우 used poison. But 초 coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on 표, 테이블 and points on 사과, 애플 pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can 당신 be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the 사과, 애플 pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While 초 part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster 또는 something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car 다음 to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased 의해 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting 다음 to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get 당신 out!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 일 at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 다음 day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. 당신 think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* 저기요 Ponch, 당신 finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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Master Sword: There 당신 are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together 의해 love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, 사랑 would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's 검색 for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes 당신 realize that everybody is...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then 당신 get on 더 많이 ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, 당신 have to land in the same spot that 당신 started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up 더 많이 ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have given out some wise sayings to 당신 people in the past. Hopefully they helped 당신 all become 더 많이 of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give 당신 all some wise sayings to help 당신 out some more, as well as myself. Just to let 당신 know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people 당신 hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture 당신 at any given moment.

Treasure what 당신 may be given from people, be it object 또는 affection. Neither lasts as long as 당신 would think it...
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