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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car 당신 saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do 당신 have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also said that some ponies witnessed a green earth 조랑말 with a red, and yellow mane, with 주황색, 오렌지 hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind 당신 of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do 당신 know have red, and yellow manes, with 주황색, 오렌지 hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green 조랑말 당신 see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course 당신 do. 당신 fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: 당신 can't 불, 화재 me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't 당신 pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did 당신 say?
Pierce: I said go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before 당신 go, I want 당신 to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise 당신 cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*

Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.

Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need 당신 to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are 당신 doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.

There were four knocks on the door.

Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police 조랑말 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a 분 ago. Maybe he left?
Police 조랑말 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows 검색 warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! 당신 leave right now!
Police 조랑말 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police 조랑말 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what 당신 wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police 조랑말 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police 조랑말 94 five times*
Police 조랑말 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police 조랑말 40 in the neck*
Police 조랑말 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: 당신 got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*

They both got in, and drove away quickly.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* 당신 sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are 당신 talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the 상단, 맨 위로 of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking 앞으로 to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do 당신 want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: 당신 have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, 의해 having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help 당신 with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican 조랑말 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican 조랑말 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, 당신 have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed 의해 the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting 다음 to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying 당신 were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 일 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did 당신 think of Gordon's actions when he told 당신 to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: 당신 can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if 당신 will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset 의해 what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When 당신 say surprised, do 당신 mean like an angry kind of surprised, 또는 just surprised?
Jeff:...
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