posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car 당신 saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do 당신 have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also said that some ponies witnessed a green earth 조랑말 with a red, and yellow mane, with 주황색, 오렌지 hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind 당신 of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do 당신 know have red, and yellow manes, with 주황색, 오렌지 hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green 조랑말 당신 see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course 당신 do. 당신 fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: 당신 can't 불, 화재 me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't 당신 pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did 당신 say?
Pierce: I said go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before 당신 go, I want 당신 to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise 당신 cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need 당신 to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are 당신 doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police 조랑말 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a 분 ago. Maybe he left?
Police 조랑말 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows 검색 warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! 당신 leave right now!
Police 조랑말 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police 조랑말 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what 당신 wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police 조랑말 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police 조랑말 94 five times*
Police 조랑말 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police 조랑말 40 in the neck*
Police 조랑말 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: 당신 got your card?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued