Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.
Emily: Where are 당신 going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told 당신 about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean 당신 have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with 당신 not being with me, and Howard showing up, and destroying the 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of 당신 talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is 프렌즈 with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I 사랑 zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take 당신 to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do 당신 think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, 당신 never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: 당신 never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do 당신 want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven 년 old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was showing a pair of dentures.
Mare: If 당신 wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO 당신 FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do 당신 go on the internet a lot? Do 당신 hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give 당신 our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what 당신 want us to do, and constantly make 더 많이 advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making 당신 get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost 당신 money. In fact, we collect one dollar a 분 for every commercial 당신 watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so 당신 have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like 당신 to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: 저기요 good, the game is on. It's like 당신 knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Emily: Where are 당신 going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told 당신 about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean 당신 have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with 당신 not being with me, and Howard showing up, and destroying the 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of 당신 talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is 프렌즈 with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I 사랑 zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take 당신 to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do 당신 think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, 당신 never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: 당신 never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do 당신 want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven 년 old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was showing a pair of dentures.
Mare: If 당신 wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO 당신 FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do 당신 go on the internet a lot? Do 당신 hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give 당신 our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what 당신 want us to do, and constantly make 더 많이 advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making 당신 get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost 당신 money. In fact, we collect one dollar a 분 for every commercial 당신 watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so 당신 have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like 당신 to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: 저기요 good, the game is on. It's like 당신 knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
