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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.

Emily: Where are 당신 going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told 당신 about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean 당신 have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with 당신 not being with me, and Howard showing up, and destroying the 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of 당신 talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is 프렌즈 with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I 사랑 zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take 당신 to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.

Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.

Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do 당신 think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, 당신 never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: 당신 never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do 당신 want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.

When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven 년 old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was showing a pair of dentures.

Mare: If 당신 wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO 당신 FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do 당신 go on the internet a lot? Do 당신 hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give 당신 our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what 당신 want us to do, and constantly make 더 많이 advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...

*Replay when it gets to the ending, making 당신 get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost 당신 money. In fact, we collect one dollar a 분 for every commercial 당신 watch.

Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so 당신 have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like 당신 to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: 저기요 good, the game is on. It's like 당신 knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.

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 Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
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Button Mash finally arrived back at Ponyville.

He banged into Applejack.

"Hey sugercube" greeted the Western pony, inspired 의해 Miley Cyrus.


Actually, I'm not even joking about.

Seriously.

Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired 의해 the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton.

Even if it's only the voice.

Still.

How can 당신 get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak!

Dosen't that piss 당신 off!?

What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber.

Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen!

But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that..

I'm fuckin SERIOUS!

Look it up!...
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분 just as the play was about to begin a stampede of buffaloes ran towards them,separating the group,because of the ponies that quickly compressed,it made it all the hard to find each other

"what the? hey!" Winter exclaimed squeezing in the big crowd of ponies around him "hey guys! where are you?"

"Winter? are 당신 there?" he immediately recognized whose voice it was

"Moonshine! over here! follow my voice!" he replied

she fortunately was able to go through the 조랑말 flood but her other 프렌즈 were no where to be seen,she was happy to see a familiar face,now in front of each other when suddenly...
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무지개, 레인 보우 Dash:Twilight,I think I can write a book.
Twilight:That's nice.Everyone can write a book.
Rainbow Dash:Then I will do it.
Twilight:I can help 당신 start it.
Rainbow Dash:Nah.I can do it 의해 my self.
Twilight:Okay.Then,when 당신 finnish,I will read it.
Rainbow:Deal.*goes home*

Rainbow Dash:So,how do I start?Oh,I got it.I can do a book with superheroes.Lets start....
One day,a pegasus named 캔디 Cloud,that was a 조랑말 with dreams,go'd to a cimical factory.She wanted to see many new things,but axcidentally,she fell into a cimical water,and she changed.Her mane was short and yellow,and becamed blue...
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