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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a 조랑말 working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the 조랑말 over there 읽기 the magazine, and some of his 프렌즈 were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The 조랑말 읽기 the magazine, walked away, and got to an 주황색, 오렌지 car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting 의해 magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. 당신 just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are 당신 going to the 안전한, 안전 또는 what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*

Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....

Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a 조랑말 before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't 당신 help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*

A few 분 later at the police station

Harry: 당신 handled yourself well out there.
Joe: 당신 really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If 당신 don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then 당신 out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see 당신 again Harry.
Harry: What are 당신 four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See 당신 around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: 당신 know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell 당신 something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.

2 B continued
The last solstice

Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth


Nocturnal Mirage has always considered himself as a stallion who can hide his emotions effectively. His face usually conveyed neutral calmness, which is why ponies thought of him as an apathetic, cold and calculating being. However, it couldn’t be further from the truth. His origins were responsible for his behavior. While most ponies were extroverted and easily showed their emotions, the place where Mirage was born had different standards. The isolated land, far away in Eastern-Equestria has existed for countless centuries without the knowledge...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Ponies: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : i dont gonna let him win... I DONT!!!!

"when somethink fucked up... noopony cant stop feel we lost... my 프렌즈 are dead.... My team lost... I gonna feel they soul everywhere... THAT BASTARDS KILLED THEME!!! Cherry... Mirage... whyyy... I cant... I just cant help theme. .. we ran to elevator... and leave theme"

Dan : WHAT THE FUCK WE ESCAPING
Shadow : ...
Dan : What! w-what... uhhh I became monster...
Shadow : ...
*elevator stop*
Shadow : ...
Dan : 당신 DONT GONNA SAY SHIT!!!!... FUCK...
Natalia : 대합, 조개 donw Dan
Dan : SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!! DEMN IT... d-demn it... *ters comes* I tryed to...
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posted by alinah_09
after their meal they went out exploring the rest of the town,meeting a lot of nice 조랑말 folk..when they heard 2 ponies talking

"i heard there was a mysterious town deep in the Everfree forest..." said a mare with a blonde mane,bright blue eyes and a snow white 모피 coat

a blue maned mare answered "i dont know..they might be just a 조랑말 tale"

the 6 ponies heard the short conversation..Winter asked Cosmic

"what are they talking about?"

"well..its some story..its said that there was an old town in there with blank flanks..when ponies started having cutie marks..they kinda despised it..seeing it as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now 당신 have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see 당신 there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your 미사일 launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...
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posted by karinabrony
"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to show 당신 something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did 당신 get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune said as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here 당신 go!" Silver Tune said as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the 좌석 and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The 쥐, 마우스 was running on the floor and it went straight to 별, 스타 Shimmer....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do 당신 know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps 당신 should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and 펀치 a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did 당신 just call me?
passenger: 당신 heard me 당신 british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do 당신 think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...
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posted by Canada24
A 일 또는 two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia said to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...
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The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a 음악 note with 앤젤 wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting 장미 and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and 사과, 애플 Bloom, with stitches...
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posted by Canada24
"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....
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posted by mariofan14
(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy 일 in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little 더 많이 easygoing. 퀸 Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As 당신 could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack said worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Buddy
Buddy
Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He 스톨, 훔친 a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do 당신 want this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? 당신 ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So 당신 crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot 스톨, 훔친 the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another 조랑말 is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 별, 스타 wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: 저기요 look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my 가장 좋아하는 James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts 꽃 on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and said they would send 당신 a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...
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posted by allisonashe
Summery: One special 일 in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an 무지개, 레인 보우 was over them, only a fews 분 later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
저기요 guys there was the summery of my news book Young 사랑 and here what the alicorns look like just so 당신 know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not 업로드 a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE
The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline



“Exactly who do 당신 think 당신 are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do 당신 think you’re above me?! When I let 당신 in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last 신고 and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...
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The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3



“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who 게시됨 in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what 당신 say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...
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