마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Article: 큰 술병, 매그넘 Force Part 6

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a 조랑말 working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the 조랑말 over there 읽기 the magazine, and some of his 프렌즈 were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The 조랑말 읽기 the magazine, walked away, and got to an 주황색, 오렌지 car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting 의해 magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. 당신 just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are 당신 going to the 안전한, 안전 또는 what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*

Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....

Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a 조랑말 before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't 당신 help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*

A few 분 later at the police station

Harry: 당신 handled yourself well out there.
Joe: 당신 really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If 당신 don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then 당신 out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see 당신 again Harry.
Harry: What are 당신 four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See 당신 around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: 당신 know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell 당신 something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are 당신 sure about this?
Discord: I have a 소총 of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope 당신 know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: 당신 got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

의해 the time me & 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few 더 많이 things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...

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Pinkie's Duel part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

D: Why is this happening?!

After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* 저기요 STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station....

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 3 prt. 2 Scootaloo's decision

posted by Dragon4322

Scootaloo leaves theater

While the war was going on, Ponyville was informing its citizens 의해 making a video in the theater. The Cutie Mark Crusaders weren't interested in the war going on. Except for Scootaloo, she went to the theater 의해 herself and saw the video.

The video interested Scootaloo & at the end the video said "and with the Ponyville Military putting all the effort into creating their own flying war machines, Green Flame asks for YOUR help" and once the video ended Scootaloo decided to go to the base herself.

As she was walking out of the theater with the new idea to sign up for the military she forgot...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No 당신 shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde 사과 브랜디 tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...

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당신 people can be really funny sometimes...

posted by xDark_Angelx

If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the show for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the show continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these 벽 posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We drove to Canterlot 성 where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the 성 was gaurded 의해 jeeps with machine 총 on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight said when she saw us, "Hey." I said simoultaneously with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...

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My little 조랑말 talk 2!

posted by mlpfim1222

저기요 every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little 조랑말 sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do 당신 like Discord mean 또는 nice? I don't think 앤젤 was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always 사랑 to see them use them!
On to the My little 조랑말 sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little 조랑말 음악회, 콘서트 would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!

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더 많이 then One Hedgehog In Ponyville part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We ended up at 30th 거리 station in Philladalphia. Catie 스톨, 훔친 a train while I 스톨, 훔친 another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind 당신 of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to 옮기기 it'...

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더 많이 then one Hedgehog In Ponyville part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

"That's why Catie might win this time." I told 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could 당신 blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when 당신 came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now 당신 will do as I say. I want 당신 to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...

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rarity and her 로스트 brush

posted by fefe2002

rarity woke up and wanted to brush her hair but
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i 로스트 my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are 당신 crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
무지개, 레인 보우 dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
사과, 애플 jack: i don't think she is okay 당신 all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks 당신 all are the best now have fun in your 집 i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses

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Rise of Nature's Wrath: Rumble, Tumble, Fall; Part 2

posted by NaomiWinx

It was just a regular 일 in Ponyvile......

Celestia was just quietly sitting in her 왕좌, 왕위 room. She was 글쓰기 a letter of the big party she was having today. It was to celebrate the birth of Equestria, but something wasn't sitting right with Celestia...she knew this party..the whole annual festivities. She did not actually create Equestria with her sister like everyone thought. But she didn't let it bother her and decided to have some fun. Nothing could go wrong. She sent her letters to all of Equestria and went back to her royal duties.

"Howdy ponies! Sure is a purty day" said Nikki as...

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Discord is back part 11........WE DID IT!!!!!!

posted by applejackrocks

Azura and Cotton Swirls stood beside each other. CS started playing the guitar. Meanwhile Nikki, Score, and Stormy rolled their eyes.

Azura: *singing* Did 당신 Forget, that we were even alive?
CS: *singing* Did 당신 forget, everything that we had?
Azura: *singing* Did 당신 forget? Did 당신 forget 'bout us?
CS: *singing* did 당신 regret ever standing 의해 my side....
Azura: *singing* did 당신 forget, we were feeling inside...
CS: *singing* Now were left, to forget 'bout us......
Azura: *singing* But Somewhere we went wrong
CS: *singing* We were once so strong..
Azura; *singing* Our Friendship is like a song.....

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The 로스트 Memories - Part 4

posted by Quillabex

I pushed my way through the pegasi to get to my mom.
"I-I, what-?" I cried.
"Eclipse, sweetie, thou shall be strong." She said as she hugged me.
"What happened, what's going on?"
"Mmm, I believe this conversation should be taken, privately." She said as she walked out the door. I followed her. "RainbowDash, I would like 당신 to take charge of the meeting."
"Yes Ma'am!" She saluted. The doors closed behind us. We walked down the hallway upstairs.
"Tell me, how are thou be throughout of what has happened." I told her how I had the mysterious dream, and I told her about how I woke up in a testing lab....

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My Fellow Bronies

posted by triq267

My Fellow Bronies,
I'd never really wondered what friendship could be,
My Fellow Bronies,
Until 당신 all shared its magic with me;
Big adventures, tons of fun,
Your beautiful hearts, faithful and strong,
You shared your kindness, not always an easy feat,
And Friendship is Magic made it all complete,
Yeah,
My Fellow Bronies,
Y'know you're some of my very best friends...

So, today is the final 일 of 2012. But it also marks one 년 of me being a brony. One 년 이전 today, while killing time until the new year, and after numerous suggestions from people whose opinions I trust, and massive amounts of research,...

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A Changeling Hearth's Warming Eve Part 5

posted by The_Exorcist

Cotton Swirls explained to them about 퀸 Chrysalis. "UGH! I can't believe she did that!"said Score Heights. "We must go defeat her,now."said Cotton Swirls. They all said okay and went out the door.

"SURPRISE!"said Applejack. They all said oh no and Score Heights told her,"Applejack,you lied to us the whole time! Just get out of Ponyville!" 사과 브랜디 told her,"Ha,like I am going to do that! I mean,isn't it just wonderful? Seeing all the ponies in great scare,chaos,and no Christmas? I 사랑 it!"! "Come on,let's put them on!"said Azura Alor. They all put on their elements,and then defeated Applejack....

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December 2012- Score Heights Birthday (sample for 년 long fanfic article)

posted by Quillabex

The snow fell calmly from the nightly sky as Score Heights was asleep in her bed. The full moon's light broke the shadows of her room and lit it up with the warmth of Luna's magic. The light eventually shifted to Score's face as she rolled over, disturbed 의해 light. For a moment, she paused, hoping to go back to sleep when she remembered that it was her birthday today, December 4th. She rolled over again to look at her clock. "12:00 AM," she muttered under her breath, then yawned and rolled back over to go back to sleep.

She then popped up screaming; "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" She jumped up and down...

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Discord is back part 1 .......A picnic

posted by applejackrocks

It was a beautiful, sunny 일 in Ponyville, and Nikki had decided to invite all her 프렌즈 to a picnic. She called up her friend Azura, to invite her.........

Azura: Hello, this is Azura Alor speaking.
Nikki: Howdy Azura, it's me Nikki.
Azura: Oh, 저기요 Nikki.
Nikki: So ah was wondering, would 당신 like to go-
Azura: To the Everfree forest?!?!
Nikki: No
Azura: go climb up a big mountain?!?!?
Nikki: no
Azura: To go on a adventure?!?!?
Nikki: uhhhh no...to go on a picnic
Azura: oh....ummm okay.
Nikki: Great then! See 당신 at 12:00!

And so Nikki called all her friends, Stormy sky, Cotton Swirls and Score Height....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did 당신 find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your 프렌즈 from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead 의해 the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left 사과 브랜디 showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad....

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 2- The Cardsharks

posted by MinervaHoot

Roulette awoke with a start. The unicorn looked around nervously. As she tugged her limbs, it dawned on her that she was chained to a mannequin.
"Ah, what a pleasant surprise! I thought you'd never wake up."
Roulette searched for the 출처 of the voice, which was difficult to do, given the position she was in.
Just as the unicorn brightened her horn to release herself, an object levitated out of the darkness and swiped at her horn. The hacks, however, weren't at random. They seemed to be aimed at strategic places. Roulette looked around nervously, and was surprised to see a pale figure step...