Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny 일 when a 조랑말 with a sniper 소총 was looking at a mare swimming. The 조랑말 with the 소총 was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 상단, 맨 위로 of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an 시간 later, a 조랑말 was walking. This 조랑말 was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.

After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.

A few hours later

Police Captain: Take a 좌석 Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to breef 당신 on a 조랑말 that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, 더 많이 ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do 당신 call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need 당신 for Harry, I'll call 당신 if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*

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