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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny 일 when a 조랑말 with a sniper 소총 was looking at a mare swimming. The 조랑말 with the 소총 was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the 상단, 맨 위로 of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an 시간 later, a 조랑말 was walking. This 조랑말 was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.

After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.

A few hours later

Police Captain: Take a 좌석 Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to breef 당신 on a 조랑말 that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, 더 많이 ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do 당신 call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need 당신 for Harry, I'll call 당신 if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*

2 B continued
 Harry
Harry
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash 당신 made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was given this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....
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posted by Dudespie
eYo! Just wanted to say something to 당신 MLP fans!

Hi, I'm Dudespie, and I just wanted to say a few words to all my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters. Thank 당신 for contributing to the fandom, and your hard work will NEVER be forgotten. Those haters, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. They never gave the show a chance, and judged it probably on the Pilot episodes and previews. The one thing that matters is Y.O.U. 당신 are a 팬 of MLP, 당신 may not be proud, but that's O.K. Some people may think that boys and girls over the age of 13 watch a show meant for little girls is a tad bit weird, but who doesn't like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either 당신 do as I say, 또는 I get my gun to have 당신 fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: 저기요 kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck....
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Well, even though the main story is over, the interview is still gonna happen. Let's take a look at this informative (yet funny 또는 embarrassing) interview!

Celestia (as interviewer): So, Mark, 당신 seem to have become popular!

AJ: 당신 betcha! He's a lifesaver-and a real sweetheart!

Me: *blushing* Well, I....

Rainbow: (jumping in out of nowhere): Hiya! Can I 가입하기 in?

Celestia: Sweet apples! Be my guest! So, how do 당신 feel about Pinkie Pie? I assume we know how 당신 feel about AJ.

Me: She's ok, she does make the best cupcakes! Hit me, Pinkie!

Pinkie: Okey dokey Loki!

Me: So good! I'd like to invite Rarity...
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The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the 건초 am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the 고딕 windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A 표, 테이블 in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot 성 snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s...
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posted by RavenVillanueva
"When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet… high school. With help from her new 프렌즈 who remind her of Ponyville’s Applejack, Rarity, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds."

더 많이 Details: link
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to follow, those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car, since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if 당신 can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an...
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The 다음 일 in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" said a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" said another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" said a 망아지, 콜트 as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are 당신 crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* 당신 RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...
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Hello everypony! Today I will tell 당신 guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I 사랑 to draw and 디자인 things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 또는 2 in my 신고 card. I 사랑 to read. I have the most book points...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Is normal 일 In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are 당신 and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes 당신 stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...
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One 의해 one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't 당신 see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...
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This macro 당신 see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand 또는 live by. 사랑 and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the show we 사랑 so much upholds that belief.


My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.


Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the show mentions "Tolerance," 또는 tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are 당신 doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild 동물 and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt 의해 them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
posted by AquoMoon
As 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash and Larxerene battled The 목걸이 she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty 목걸이 she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's neck with out 무지개, 레인 보우 knowing she shot out a giant 무지개, 레인 보우 purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" said 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," said Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It would all come down to this. We would either lose money from these Zero Stacks, (or Z stacks for short) 또는 we could form a rivalry with these ponies, and stop bringing them freight. I told everypony else about our suggestions, and we started thinking quickly.

Skywalker: So, what do we do?
Master Sword: Well, I'm definitely not letting this railway get out of business.
Bartholomew: I agree. Unless some other railway gets forced to merge with us fifteen years from now, I think this railroad will last for a very long time.
Skywalker: *Glares at Bartholomew*
Master Sword: So it's settled. We won't...
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posted by clancker1223
당신 wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened 더 많이 than once. Here is a list of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: 무지개, 레인 보우 Rocks. I can...
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added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and 의해 the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car 다음 to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help 당신 with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten 분 later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did 당신 give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted 당신 at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...
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i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
~~~ ~~~ ~~~

"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need 더 많이 money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having 동물 fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if 당신 lose, steal the money. Once 당신 get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...
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