Hi there,
당신 crazy bunch of Huddies!
First things first, a little disclaimer.
I thought about posting this on the Huli spot, just because it's safer and maybe even just right like this. I mean, there's some Huliness in it and "I didn't want to offend anybody, I was worried it would be too much" (guess the quote? ;D) on the Huddy spot, so...since we all are Huddies here, why don't take two ships with one couple?(I fervetnly hope so! Please don't tell there are Hulis who are not Huddies!!! :P)
So, herre we are, apparently! We made it! We made it through the whole summer, can 당신 believe it? ;D I hope we haven’t 로스트 too many souls along the way....Funny story, but I heard hospitals have registered an alarming increase in 심장 attack ratings, associated with nose bleedings and recurring strokes episodes. News this morning were saying experts confirmed symptoms haven’t manifested randomly, as in fact the people who experienced them were watching TV 또는 surfing the net when they showed up. In addition, even 더 많이 suspiciously, symptoms used to come and go, come and go, come and go....every one 또는 two days, even once 또는 twice a 일 sometimes.
Curiously, the very same people who suffered from this strange, new pathology also state to have suffered from a significant episode of personality change disorder back in springtime. Some swear they had been suffering from some sort of mild depression for a whole year...you know with ups and downs, inexplicable mood swings and so on...when suddenly, around May 17th, they started feeling a sense of constant highness and uncontrolled overexcitement, which caused some of them to lose track of time...sometimes even consciousness. People around them have also noticed a creepy, idiotic, dreamy grin printed on their faces every so often: "And they would look like having been mesmerized" they reported "glowing all over without any apparent reason".
How strange...Anyway *sighs* here we are. The survived ones ;)
I hope people who got caught into this sudden snap of collective madeness will be back and recovered 의해 tonight...I seriously doubt someone out there has no clue on what’s going on, but if that’s 당신 case you’re probably some 로스트 Hameron 또는 grieving Hacy stumbled into the wrong spot and now groping your way out, covering your eyes in excruciating pain...I am just kidding...no bashing here on this spot, just unconditioned 사랑 ;)
Anyway, all of this tiresome babbling on my behalf (don’t know why, but this word sounds charmingly English to me and I can’t help but smile at the memory of the marvellous sound it has on his Holy lips...*faints*...sorry...what was I saying? XD)
I was just pointing out that tonight is THE NIGHT...tonight, around 8pm ET, 11pm PT, 2am Rome-Time and so on...a giant uproar of uncontainable, feverish..CRUSHING joy will echo all around the planet...probably freaking out even the fishes deep down in the ocean! XD
How long have we been waiting for this moment? Personally, 6 years, 3 months, 20 days and probably even some 더 많이 ours, but I suck at math :P. However, I think I can safely say I am talking for all of 당신 when I dare to say that the latest 3 months and and 35 days have been the most excruciating and tough ones we have ever spent together...in a very good way of course ;). Indeed, we are a “very lucky, lucky fandom”XD
당신 know, one thing is having this gut feeling Huddy should be together with all the they-are-truly-meant-for-each-other-stuff and the shouting-at-your-PC-screen-part when they hurt each other… and kiss…and fall apart…over and over again; first for real, then it’s just a dream, then it’s real, then an hallucination, then it’s a memory..GEE!! ANOTHER ONE is knowing Hugh&Lisa *wink, wink* are currently shooting THE SEASON OF YOUR DREAMS and you’ll have to wait THREE F***ING MONTHS TO SEE IT! :P However, now it’s all passed *paper bag*...no need to get all worked up once again *in and out, in an d out*.
So, before I officially open the "H-Day After Tomorrow Thread" (credit goes to @PC) thread and let the Huddy frenzy flood in, just give me the pleasure to briefly recup for 당신 the insane daily routine we have been sucked into since May 17th.
May 18th
It happened one night...that all our dreams came true XD
당신 wake up the morning after and stretch yourself as usual, enjoying your very last 분 inside your comfy, cosy little bed. You’ve just started opening your eyes ever so slightly, when your brain gets suddenly awake and connected to reality...a warm, glowing sense of excitement and almost unbearable happiness spread out into your chest. A huge smile comes across your sleepy face....it’s insane, why are 당신 even grinning like that, all 의해 yourself, into your own room, inside your own bed, at 7/8am in the morning? Have 당신 로스트 it?? The quick, silent convo 당신 are having with yourself doesn’t surely weight in your favour BTW.
당신 literally jump out from under the sheets, displaying enough enthusiasm to make it look like 당신 have just won the lottery and are ready to squander all of your money in the first 샵 available down the street...
당신 prepare yourself some coffee and still feel quite mind-numbed as random, still almost unreal pictures keep overlapping inside of your head, causing it to spin even faster *dizziness*
Then, irrationally, (well, not so much but...anyway...) on that point, your mostly-abused-often mistreated-and-occasionally-fooled-around-in-the-past-poor-little-brain suddenly races to the not-so-unlikely-off-chance 당신 might have actually dreamt it all. It’s not impossible...it has happened already,hasn't it? 당신 suddenly find yourself questioning your own judgment..which is never a good sign, BTW; therefore, 당신 rush to your laptop to prove yourself wrong (and possibly insane, which is not so far from the truth after all), 당신 sign in on FP, opens TW, connect to FB...you do every thing humanly possible to connect to the your little world of junkies and seek some moral support. 당신 start actually surfing around like a fool (bad sign), but it’s all still there….the pics, the comments...there’s already some brand new video uploaded...some amazing, hypnotic gifs you’ll be promptly saving in your House folder ;).
There’s Huddy, all around the net, 키싱 in the most tender way possible. 당신 dies of Huddyness, of course, falling off your chair right away XD and as 당신 get yourself on your feet again, climbing over the coffee 표, 테이블 with both arms and the now legendary idiotic grin comes back on your face...and there it will rest for the rest of the summer :P
May 19 - June 18
You’ve almost got used to the idea of Huddy finally being together. I said ALMOST. Sometimes, doubts still haunt 당신 at night :P 당신 look at the 비디오 with the feeling you’re living in some sort of strange, parallel universe and there’s a inner, little voice constantly whispering to 당신 (bad sign)…well, actually yelling that IT’S TOO FREAKING PERFECT TO BE TRUE!!!! XD
Against your better judgment, and seriously challenging 당신 mental health (oh well, in for a dime, in for a dollar) 당신 have already watched “Help Me” enough times to embarrass yourself for a lifetime.
However, you’re so naïve that you’re still totally unaware that the best part hasn’t even come yet.
So here 당신 are. You’re trying to calm down, chill out a little bit ‘cause 당신 know there are still three f***king months ahead before the Premiere, so you’d better go out and get a life (the very fact 당신 feel like 당신 don’t have one since May17...bad sign). Otherwise this is gonna be the longest summer ever in history. But your plan, your let’s-try-to-act-cool-as-if-I-were-not-dying-for-Sept-to-come-tomorrow plan, gets suddenly screwed up when on June 18 a very nice bunch of paparazzi (God bless them all) decide to scatter all over the net some notorious 바닷가, 비치 pics that would send into overdrive even Hamerons’ head XD
당신 can’t believe your eyes. There are three options available:
1)Hugh&Lisa have started 연기 on another show and you’ve bumped into them, mistakenly thinking that were House BTS.
2)DS has suddenly been knocked over 의해 a car and he has promptly been replaced 의해 one of Dawson’s Creek’s producers.
3)Well, this was actually my very personal option 1, but I realize it might not resemble everyone’s first reaction...my option 1 was “OMG! It’s Huli! This is totally Huli! OMG! There’s Huli 키싱 on a beach!” And 당신 pass out (bad sign...my trademark, modestly :P)
Once 당신 have regained consciousness, and your eyes can focus on details, 당신 spot the cameras and slightly *evil grin* change your mind “No, wait! That’s Huddy! OMG! That’s Huddy! House and Cuddy...cuddling...kissing, being all lovey-dovey...on a beach!!!” And that’s when 당신 pass out for the 초 time *rolls eyes*
It goes on like that for a little while ‘cause 당신 can't really talk your brain into believing what your eyes are actually seeing (bad sign...are 당신 talking to your brain, now?)
Doris Egan has suddenly become your heroine. You’d build a monument in her honour if only 당신 could decide where to place it...LA? East Coast? England (God bless that land) The moon???
Squealing like the dumbest cheerleader on earth finally meeting her favourite football player, 당신 almost choke with excitement, stifling hysterical laughs as your eyes run through the computer screen, scroll up and down the page frantically and still haven’t open a window because 당신 CAN’T MAKE UP YOUR MIND ON WHICH PIC 당신 ARE SUPPOSED TO OPEN FIRST!!!
At that point, 당신 suddenly get down back to earth and realize you’re not alone in the room: a few people around 당신 have already started taking their distance warily, others are just whispering among themselves looking puzzled. So, as much nonchalantly as it’s humanly possible for a Huddy in your very, very precarious emotional condition, 당신 slowly stand up, grab your laptop and run (well 당신 don’t run, ‘cause that would totally blow your cover as a functioning, normal person with a healthy mind)...let’s say 당신 quicken 당신 pace to avoid indiscreet eyes and hide yourself where 당신 can totally give vent to your true, screaming, fangirl self….voicing sth like a ”Argwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!” which is most probably still echoing in some distant universe...You freak out on TW a little bit, start posting frantic, nonsense posts on FP, 당신 don’t even know what you’re doing actually. Nobody does these days...
Once again, if you’re a sinner like me, the appealing idea that among those stolen pictures there might be some Huliness starts sinking into your brain and poisoning your judgment…but I am losing the thread here, this is another story, suitable for another spot ;) Anyway, it’s a miracle! It’s the 18th of June and we are getting so much already! :D 당신 get the unusual feeling House’s producers 사랑 당신 더 많이 this 년 :D
And that was just the beginning...
June 18th – Mid of August
Let's just make it short 의해 saying that that sense of highness has never left your system 의해 now. 당신 are currently receiving 업데이트 from so many threads that 당신 loose like one 시간 every morning in the desperately attempt to catch up. You’re House folder has dangerously grow bigger and bigger 일 after day. And you’ve grown very organized. Organizazion and management: my BF always says that :P. 당신 now have your Huddy pics rigorously separated from the Huli ones...but you’re still pretty undecided on a few pics 당신 keep someway in the middle inside a neutral carpet XD You’ve collected way too many Hugh’s stunning pics already, let alone your lesbian-ish Lisa’s folder…it’s getting impressively huge. Maybe it’s time to start thinking about locking those folders, 당신 know with a 비밀번호 또는 sth (very bad sign).
Now, I don’t remember the 날짜 exactly. I have very blurred memories about that night. Wonder why...but in the lapse of time between the 바닷가, 비치 pics and this fatidic mid-summer night I am talking about, we have been patiently waiting for a DAMN HUDDY PHOTO-SHOOT...which never came BTW. It’s not the time, nor the spot to discuss the reasons behind this, let me just call it quite-unusual-apparently-counter-productive marketing-strategy, but I must admit they have proven themselves smart enough to make us forget all about it, just 의해 throwing at us the most juicy stuff at the right time.
On a mid-summer afternoon of August then, 여우 releases the umpteenth Season 7 promo. Apparently, it’s just another teaser ad you’re already cursing them using the most nasty words your mother language has never known. Just when 당신 are about to roll your eyes and shut the video, 당신 suddenly jump on your chair, your mouth hangs open in shock and your eyes pop out of your face XD 당신 slap yourself to check you’re awake and start talking to yourself (bad, baaaad sign) “What was that?? What...Wait...Rewind, rewind, rewind!!!”. It all has happened so fast your brain has hardly had the time to process it: 당신 have just catch a glimpse of a strong, masculine hand, stroking some woman’s breathtaking leg *nose bleeding* and then the hint of a teasing, flirtatious smile on the woman’s face while the man was diving in to 키스 her *dies*
What follows is highly predictable. 당신 find yourself drooling over your keyboard, night and day, as 당신 keep watching the clip over and over again (well actually just a 초 of it, which is once again a bad sign). 당신 seemed to have 로스트 it completely 의해 now. Your boyfriend, your borther/sister, your mum and even your kids have figured out that there’s something seriously wrong with you. 당신 boyfriend snorts every time 당신 mention Hugh’s name with dreamy eyes; your sister doesn’t get what this fuss is all about and call 당신 a perv, crazy junkie; your mum looks at 당신 with the same condescending smile she used to display, when 당신 were a 10 year-old cute, little girl, getting excited for a lollipop; your teen-age kids have already started wondering why can’t 당신 just be like all the other mums, i.e.boringly in 사랑 with someone like Clint Eastwood, rather than the hot middle-aged British guy who’s making their classmates’ head spin like a crazed marry-go-round...
It's no usepretending you’re still plainly in control of yourself. Because you’re not. Let’s face it. The line has been crossed, already. There’s only so much a Huddy shipper can take and Huddy-making-love-on-season-premiere-before-your-very-very-hungry-eyes is NOT on the list...
On the following days things get wilder and wilder. APPARENTLY 여우 has kindly decided to kill us all before Sept 20 and they pursue their attempt methodically, 의해 releasing a new promo every one 또는 two days. Each time 당신 think there’s no way you’re gonna se MORE than 당신 have actually already witnessed, and I am talking backs, limbs, necks, biceps...every inch of nudity they are allowed to show at that time of the evening, something new comes out, getting 당신 shivers and preventing 당신 from working, eating, resting, studying, writing, living as the above-mentioned normal, functioning people do.
Your hormones are bouncing all over your system and 당신 think there’s no way you’re gonna make it through another single day. Huddy nakedness is everywhere. Hugh’s smoking body starts haunting your dreams at night...also in the day-time actually...and what’s worst (well, once again, just if you’re like me) 당신 can’t stop analyzing every single take, spotting Huliness everywhere. Even if Wilson 또는 Foreman are on screen 당신 shout “Huli, Huli, I smell Huli in there!!” with no apparent reason, as some sort of acquired conditioned reflex.
Maybe 당신 do need a vacation after all, but...once again...there’s no time for it. You’ve been totally sucked in, no need to jerk yourself around. Your summer has flown by...and...well ”you wish it wouldn’t, but 당신 couldn’t help it” XD
Quoting game...bad bad sign....
Sept 2010
당신 think it’s finally over. The Premiere is in about 3 weeks. "How much can they still spoil us, after all?" *nervous, hysterical laugh*
당신 think that MAYBE 당신 can finally relax, have a few weeks in which you’ll just be waiting for the event of the 년 to be aired,quietly...
WRONG!! It all starts all over again, and it’s maybe worse than in August!!! XD Everyday there’s a new set of pics coming out.
1)Lisa’s knee over Hugh’s body...*auto-censorship mode on*
2)Hugh’s mesmerizing eyes staring at you...his wonderful smile...
3)A new Huddy "position" in each promo...
4)The umpteenth, melting kiss...
5)Making-out scenes everywhere, all over House’s apartment!!! XD XD XD
The deathblow comes when Ausiello kindly tell 당신 about Mr. Royal Hotness wearing NOTHING BUT A LAPTOP and the above-mentioned Marvel Man has even the courage to joke around it on the 어치, 제이 Leno (as I weren’t already having enough dirty thoughts about him wandering around half naked XD) Mr. Sexiness indeed winks at a 17th inch screen laptop *stroke*.
Not to mention, the heart-stopping reference to the shooting of the Huddysmex as just some “hard bloodly draft” and also the bomb, nonchalantly dropped 의해 Mr Leno...his unforgettable “watershed” explosive pun, which almost makes 당신 chock with laughs, sending your head into overdrive once again. But, maybe this is another story...I am sorry, I must have developed some sort of bipolar disorder. It seems I am unable to stick to one ship at the time ;)
The worst part is that, up to now, they have just basically thrown at 당신 the spicy stuff: sex scenes all over the place as if Hugh&Lisa...pardon...House&Cuddy...were actually participating in some sort of sex marathon for a whole weekend, insanely (for your mental balance, of course) locked up into House’s apartment. But, I was saying, the worst part is that at some point the have changed direction and promos have become 더 많이 and 더 많이 tear-jerking: you’ve been shown clips that have seriously brought tears to your eyes. The 음악 chosen for the opening have literally torn up your little, pulsing Huddy 심장 and now, although 당신 have magically survived all of this, 당신 start wondering what a mushy, melted version of 당신 will be left, once the Premiere airs.
Last week has been tough. They has seriously challenged our nervous system: first Hugh’s on Leno’s *dreamy eyes*, then the 여우 Fall Party *sad face at the lack of Huli pis*; then 더 많이 spoilers *awwww*; TW crashing due to all the spoilerish convos with any 랜덤 journalist who had already seen the premiere; Australian new promo *dies*; sneak peeks *melts*; season 7 interviews *winks, winks*; upcoming interviews news *paper bag*.
I must admit, we did our best to NEVER overcome this constant state of trepidation (@rue’s shots analysis didn’t help for sure, thank 당신 sweetie :P). Our little gang made sure not a single 일 passed by, without sharing some sexy, orgasmic pic of His Royal Hotness and His Glamorous Lady MIA 또는 I should probably say totally LOST INTO ACTION. We also took care of overloading the spots with an uncontrolled proliferation of threads, sprouting out as mushrooms; and drool-making, hot, breathtaking vids have also been of some help, thank 당신 very much (I can hardly complain, b/c I am guilty as charged :P).
So here we are. In spite of all of this, we survived, against everyone’s best predictions!! 여우 didn’t succeed in the attempt to exterminate us all before tonight *sticks tongue at FOX* But, all in all, it has been a thrilling, overwhelming summer, full of surprises *winks winks at Apple’s new, successful marketing strategy*.
I am so glad we have spent this summer sticking together, so to speak...”we have such a tremendous..we had such a good time...we had laughed...had we cried?” *slaps self* Sorry. My evil twin takes me over sometimes and starts “sinning around” without my consent :P
It’s not gonna be an easy ride, we know that: Huddy rocks but luckily, it is still Huddy as we have known it for years: wonderful, complicated, heartbreaking, “brutally honest with each other” ;)
So, quoting my beloved “Buckle up!” my dears, ‘cuase it’s gonna be a true roller-coaster...
Enjoy the upcoming Huddyness, enjoy the show!!
*shuts up and zip lips, @rue’s style*
*bows*
PS I am unsure whether I should suggest 당신 to take close to you...a basket of very icy ice cubes 또는 some handkerchieves...might both come in handy ;D
당신 crazy bunch of Huddies!
First things first, a little disclaimer.
I thought about posting this on the Huli spot, just because it's safer and maybe even just right like this. I mean, there's some Huliness in it and "I didn't want to offend anybody, I was worried it would be too much" (guess the quote? ;D) on the Huddy spot, so...since we all are Huddies here, why don't take two ships with one couple?(I fervetnly hope so! Please don't tell there are Hulis who are not Huddies!!! :P)
So, herre we are, apparently! We made it! We made it through the whole summer, can 당신 believe it? ;D I hope we haven’t 로스트 too many souls along the way....Funny story, but I heard hospitals have registered an alarming increase in 심장 attack ratings, associated with nose bleedings and recurring strokes episodes. News this morning were saying experts confirmed symptoms haven’t manifested randomly, as in fact the people who experienced them were watching TV 또는 surfing the net when they showed up. In addition, even 더 많이 suspiciously, symptoms used to come and go, come and go, come and go....every one 또는 two days, even once 또는 twice a 일 sometimes.
Curiously, the very same people who suffered from this strange, new pathology also state to have suffered from a significant episode of personality change disorder back in springtime. Some swear they had been suffering from some sort of mild depression for a whole year...you know with ups and downs, inexplicable mood swings and so on...when suddenly, around May 17th, they started feeling a sense of constant highness and uncontrolled overexcitement, which caused some of them to lose track of time...sometimes even consciousness. People around them have also noticed a creepy, idiotic, dreamy grin printed on their faces every so often: "And they would look like having been mesmerized" they reported "glowing all over without any apparent reason".
How strange...Anyway *sighs* here we are. The survived ones ;)
I hope people who got caught into this sudden snap of collective madeness will be back and recovered 의해 tonight...I seriously doubt someone out there has no clue on what’s going on, but if that’s 당신 case you’re probably some 로스트 Hameron 또는 grieving Hacy stumbled into the wrong spot and now groping your way out, covering your eyes in excruciating pain...I am just kidding...no bashing here on this spot, just unconditioned 사랑 ;)
Anyway, all of this tiresome babbling on my behalf (don’t know why, but this word sounds charmingly English to me and I can’t help but smile at the memory of the marvellous sound it has on his Holy lips...*faints*...sorry...what was I saying? XD)
I was just pointing out that tonight is THE NIGHT...tonight, around 8pm ET, 11pm PT, 2am Rome-Time and so on...a giant uproar of uncontainable, feverish..CRUSHING joy will echo all around the planet...probably freaking out even the fishes deep down in the ocean! XD
How long have we been waiting for this moment? Personally, 6 years, 3 months, 20 days and probably even some 더 많이 ours, but I suck at math :P. However, I think I can safely say I am talking for all of 당신 when I dare to say that the latest 3 months and and 35 days have been the most excruciating and tough ones we have ever spent together...in a very good way of course ;). Indeed, we are a “very lucky, lucky fandom”XD
당신 know, one thing is having this gut feeling Huddy should be together with all the they-are-truly-meant-for-each-other-stuff and the shouting-at-your-PC-screen-part when they hurt each other… and kiss…and fall apart…over and over again; first for real, then it’s just a dream, then it’s real, then an hallucination, then it’s a memory..GEE!! ANOTHER ONE is knowing Hugh&Lisa *wink, wink* are currently shooting THE SEASON OF YOUR DREAMS and you’ll have to wait THREE F***ING MONTHS TO SEE IT! :P However, now it’s all passed *paper bag*...no need to get all worked up once again *in and out, in an d out*.
So, before I officially open the "H-Day After Tomorrow Thread" (credit goes to @PC) thread and let the Huddy frenzy flood in, just give me the pleasure to briefly recup for 당신 the insane daily routine we have been sucked into since May 17th.
May 18th
It happened one night...that all our dreams came true XD
당신 wake up the morning after and stretch yourself as usual, enjoying your very last 분 inside your comfy, cosy little bed. You’ve just started opening your eyes ever so slightly, when your brain gets suddenly awake and connected to reality...a warm, glowing sense of excitement and almost unbearable happiness spread out into your chest. A huge smile comes across your sleepy face....it’s insane, why are 당신 even grinning like that, all 의해 yourself, into your own room, inside your own bed, at 7/8am in the morning? Have 당신 로스트 it?? The quick, silent convo 당신 are having with yourself doesn’t surely weight in your favour BTW.
당신 literally jump out from under the sheets, displaying enough enthusiasm to make it look like 당신 have just won the lottery and are ready to squander all of your money in the first 샵 available down the street...
당신 prepare yourself some coffee and still feel quite mind-numbed as random, still almost unreal pictures keep overlapping inside of your head, causing it to spin even faster *dizziness*
Then, irrationally, (well, not so much but...anyway...) on that point, your mostly-abused-often mistreated-and-occasionally-fooled-around-in-the-past-poor-little-brain suddenly races to the not-so-unlikely-off-chance 당신 might have actually dreamt it all. It’s not impossible...it has happened already,hasn't it? 당신 suddenly find yourself questioning your own judgment..which is never a good sign, BTW; therefore, 당신 rush to your laptop to prove yourself wrong (and possibly insane, which is not so far from the truth after all), 당신 sign in on FP, opens TW, connect to FB...you do every thing humanly possible to connect to the your little world of junkies and seek some moral support. 당신 start actually surfing around like a fool (bad sign), but it’s all still there….the pics, the comments...there’s already some brand new video uploaded...some amazing, hypnotic gifs you’ll be promptly saving in your House folder ;).
There’s Huddy, all around the net, 키싱 in the most tender way possible. 당신 dies of Huddyness, of course, falling off your chair right away XD and as 당신 get yourself on your feet again, climbing over the coffee 표, 테이블 with both arms and the now legendary idiotic grin comes back on your face...and there it will rest for the rest of the summer :P
May 19 - June 18
You’ve almost got used to the idea of Huddy finally being together. I said ALMOST. Sometimes, doubts still haunt 당신 at night :P 당신 look at the 비디오 with the feeling you’re living in some sort of strange, parallel universe and there’s a inner, little voice constantly whispering to 당신 (bad sign)…well, actually yelling that IT’S TOO FREAKING PERFECT TO BE TRUE!!!! XD
Against your better judgment, and seriously challenging 당신 mental health (oh well, in for a dime, in for a dollar) 당신 have already watched “Help Me” enough times to embarrass yourself for a lifetime.
However, you’re so naïve that you’re still totally unaware that the best part hasn’t even come yet.
So here 당신 are. You’re trying to calm down, chill out a little bit ‘cause 당신 know there are still three f***king months ahead before the Premiere, so you’d better go out and get a life (the very fact 당신 feel like 당신 don’t have one since May17...bad sign). Otherwise this is gonna be the longest summer ever in history. But your plan, your let’s-try-to-act-cool-as-if-I-were-not-dying-for-Sept-to-come-tomorrow plan, gets suddenly screwed up when on June 18 a very nice bunch of paparazzi (God bless them all) decide to scatter all over the net some notorious 바닷가, 비치 pics that would send into overdrive even Hamerons’ head XD
당신 can’t believe your eyes. There are three options available:
1)Hugh&Lisa have started 연기 on another show and you’ve bumped into them, mistakenly thinking that were House BTS.
2)DS has suddenly been knocked over 의해 a car and he has promptly been replaced 의해 one of Dawson’s Creek’s producers.
3)Well, this was actually my very personal option 1, but I realize it might not resemble everyone’s first reaction...my option 1 was “OMG! It’s Huli! This is totally Huli! OMG! There’s Huli 키싱 on a beach!” And 당신 pass out (bad sign...my trademark, modestly :P)
Once 당신 have regained consciousness, and your eyes can focus on details, 당신 spot the cameras and slightly *evil grin* change your mind “No, wait! That’s Huddy! OMG! That’s Huddy! House and Cuddy...cuddling...kissing, being all lovey-dovey...on a beach!!!” And that’s when 당신 pass out for the 초 time *rolls eyes*
It goes on like that for a little while ‘cause 당신 can't really talk your brain into believing what your eyes are actually seeing (bad sign...are 당신 talking to your brain, now?)
Doris Egan has suddenly become your heroine. You’d build a monument in her honour if only 당신 could decide where to place it...LA? East Coast? England (God bless that land) The moon???
Squealing like the dumbest cheerleader on earth finally meeting her favourite football player, 당신 almost choke with excitement, stifling hysterical laughs as your eyes run through the computer screen, scroll up and down the page frantically and still haven’t open a window because 당신 CAN’T MAKE UP YOUR MIND ON WHICH PIC 당신 ARE SUPPOSED TO OPEN FIRST!!!
At that point, 당신 suddenly get down back to earth and realize you’re not alone in the room: a few people around 당신 have already started taking their distance warily, others are just whispering among themselves looking puzzled. So, as much nonchalantly as it’s humanly possible for a Huddy in your very, very precarious emotional condition, 당신 slowly stand up, grab your laptop and run (well 당신 don’t run, ‘cause that would totally blow your cover as a functioning, normal person with a healthy mind)...let’s say 당신 quicken 당신 pace to avoid indiscreet eyes and hide yourself where 당신 can totally give vent to your true, screaming, fangirl self….voicing sth like a ”Argwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!” which is most probably still echoing in some distant universe...You freak out on TW a little bit, start posting frantic, nonsense posts on FP, 당신 don’t even know what you’re doing actually. Nobody does these days...
Once again, if you’re a sinner like me, the appealing idea that among those stolen pictures there might be some Huliness starts sinking into your brain and poisoning your judgment…but I am losing the thread here, this is another story, suitable for another spot ;) Anyway, it’s a miracle! It’s the 18th of June and we are getting so much already! :D 당신 get the unusual feeling House’s producers 사랑 당신 더 많이 this 년 :D
And that was just the beginning...
June 18th – Mid of August
Let's just make it short 의해 saying that that sense of highness has never left your system 의해 now. 당신 are currently receiving 업데이트 from so many threads that 당신 loose like one 시간 every morning in the desperately attempt to catch up. You’re House folder has dangerously grow bigger and bigger 일 after day. And you’ve grown very organized. Organizazion and management: my BF always says that :P. 당신 now have your Huddy pics rigorously separated from the Huli ones...but you’re still pretty undecided on a few pics 당신 keep someway in the middle inside a neutral carpet XD You’ve collected way too many Hugh’s stunning pics already, let alone your lesbian-ish Lisa’s folder…it’s getting impressively huge. Maybe it’s time to start thinking about locking those folders, 당신 know with a 비밀번호 또는 sth (very bad sign).
Now, I don’t remember the 날짜 exactly. I have very blurred memories about that night. Wonder why...but in the lapse of time between the 바닷가, 비치 pics and this fatidic mid-summer night I am talking about, we have been patiently waiting for a DAMN HUDDY PHOTO-SHOOT...which never came BTW. It’s not the time, nor the spot to discuss the reasons behind this, let me just call it quite-unusual-apparently-counter-productive marketing-strategy, but I must admit they have proven themselves smart enough to make us forget all about it, just 의해 throwing at us the most juicy stuff at the right time.
On a mid-summer afternoon of August then, 여우 releases the umpteenth Season 7 promo. Apparently, it’s just another teaser ad you’re already cursing them using the most nasty words your mother language has never known. Just when 당신 are about to roll your eyes and shut the video, 당신 suddenly jump on your chair, your mouth hangs open in shock and your eyes pop out of your face XD 당신 slap yourself to check you’re awake and start talking to yourself (bad, baaaad sign) “What was that?? What...Wait...Rewind, rewind, rewind!!!”. It all has happened so fast your brain has hardly had the time to process it: 당신 have just catch a glimpse of a strong, masculine hand, stroking some woman’s breathtaking leg *nose bleeding* and then the hint of a teasing, flirtatious smile on the woman’s face while the man was diving in to 키스 her *dies*
What follows is highly predictable. 당신 find yourself drooling over your keyboard, night and day, as 당신 keep watching the clip over and over again (well actually just a 초 of it, which is once again a bad sign). 당신 seemed to have 로스트 it completely 의해 now. Your boyfriend, your borther/sister, your mum and even your kids have figured out that there’s something seriously wrong with you. 당신 boyfriend snorts every time 당신 mention Hugh’s name with dreamy eyes; your sister doesn’t get what this fuss is all about and call 당신 a perv, crazy junkie; your mum looks at 당신 with the same condescending smile she used to display, when 당신 were a 10 year-old cute, little girl, getting excited for a lollipop; your teen-age kids have already started wondering why can’t 당신 just be like all the other mums, i.e.boringly in 사랑 with someone like Clint Eastwood, rather than the hot middle-aged British guy who’s making their classmates’ head spin like a crazed marry-go-round...
It's no usepretending you’re still plainly in control of yourself. Because you’re not. Let’s face it. The line has been crossed, already. There’s only so much a Huddy shipper can take and Huddy-making-love-on-season-premiere-before-your-very-very-hungry-eyes is NOT on the list...
On the following days things get wilder and wilder. APPARENTLY 여우 has kindly decided to kill us all before Sept 20 and they pursue their attempt methodically, 의해 releasing a new promo every one 또는 two days. Each time 당신 think there’s no way you’re gonna se MORE than 당신 have actually already witnessed, and I am talking backs, limbs, necks, biceps...every inch of nudity they are allowed to show at that time of the evening, something new comes out, getting 당신 shivers and preventing 당신 from working, eating, resting, studying, writing, living as the above-mentioned normal, functioning people do.
Your hormones are bouncing all over your system and 당신 think there’s no way you’re gonna make it through another single day. Huddy nakedness is everywhere. Hugh’s smoking body starts haunting your dreams at night...also in the day-time actually...and what’s worst (well, once again, just if you’re like me) 당신 can’t stop analyzing every single take, spotting Huliness everywhere. Even if Wilson 또는 Foreman are on screen 당신 shout “Huli, Huli, I smell Huli in there!!” with no apparent reason, as some sort of acquired conditioned reflex.
Maybe 당신 do need a vacation after all, but...once again...there’s no time for it. You’ve been totally sucked in, no need to jerk yourself around. Your summer has flown by...and...well ”you wish it wouldn’t, but 당신 couldn’t help it” XD
Quoting game...bad bad sign....
Sept 2010
당신 think it’s finally over. The Premiere is in about 3 weeks. "How much can they still spoil us, after all?" *nervous, hysterical laugh*
당신 think that MAYBE 당신 can finally relax, have a few weeks in which you’ll just be waiting for the event of the 년 to be aired,quietly...
WRONG!! It all starts all over again, and it’s maybe worse than in August!!! XD Everyday there’s a new set of pics coming out.
1)Lisa’s knee over Hugh’s body...*auto-censorship mode on*
2)Hugh’s mesmerizing eyes staring at you...his wonderful smile...
3)A new Huddy "position" in each promo...
4)The umpteenth, melting kiss...
5)Making-out scenes everywhere, all over House’s apartment!!! XD XD XD
The deathblow comes when Ausiello kindly tell 당신 about Mr. Royal Hotness wearing NOTHING BUT A LAPTOP and the above-mentioned Marvel Man has even the courage to joke around it on the 어치, 제이 Leno (as I weren’t already having enough dirty thoughts about him wandering around half naked XD) Mr. Sexiness indeed winks at a 17th inch screen laptop *stroke*.
Not to mention, the heart-stopping reference to the shooting of the Huddysmex as just some “hard bloodly draft” and also the bomb, nonchalantly dropped 의해 Mr Leno...his unforgettable “watershed” explosive pun, which almost makes 당신 chock with laughs, sending your head into overdrive once again. But, maybe this is another story...I am sorry, I must have developed some sort of bipolar disorder. It seems I am unable to stick to one ship at the time ;)
The worst part is that, up to now, they have just basically thrown at 당신 the spicy stuff: sex scenes all over the place as if Hugh&Lisa...pardon...House&Cuddy...were actually participating in some sort of sex marathon for a whole weekend, insanely (for your mental balance, of course) locked up into House’s apartment. But, I was saying, the worst part is that at some point the have changed direction and promos have become 더 많이 and 더 많이 tear-jerking: you’ve been shown clips that have seriously brought tears to your eyes. The 음악 chosen for the opening have literally torn up your little, pulsing Huddy 심장 and now, although 당신 have magically survived all of this, 당신 start wondering what a mushy, melted version of 당신 will be left, once the Premiere airs.
Last week has been tough. They has seriously challenged our nervous system: first Hugh’s on Leno’s *dreamy eyes*, then the 여우 Fall Party *sad face at the lack of Huli pis*; then 더 많이 spoilers *awwww*; TW crashing due to all the spoilerish convos with any 랜덤 journalist who had already seen the premiere; Australian new promo *dies*; sneak peeks *melts*; season 7 interviews *winks, winks*; upcoming interviews news *paper bag*.
I must admit, we did our best to NEVER overcome this constant state of trepidation (@rue’s shots analysis didn’t help for sure, thank 당신 sweetie :P). Our little gang made sure not a single 일 passed by, without sharing some sexy, orgasmic pic of His Royal Hotness and His Glamorous Lady MIA 또는 I should probably say totally LOST INTO ACTION. We also took care of overloading the spots with an uncontrolled proliferation of threads, sprouting out as mushrooms; and drool-making, hot, breathtaking vids have also been of some help, thank 당신 very much (I can hardly complain, b/c I am guilty as charged :P).
So here we are. In spite of all of this, we survived, against everyone’s best predictions!! 여우 didn’t succeed in the attempt to exterminate us all before tonight *sticks tongue at FOX* But, all in all, it has been a thrilling, overwhelming summer, full of surprises *winks winks at Apple’s new, successful marketing strategy*.
I am so glad we have spent this summer sticking together, so to speak...”we have such a tremendous..we had such a good time...we had laughed...had we cried?” *slaps self* Sorry. My evil twin takes me over sometimes and starts “sinning around” without my consent :P
It’s not gonna be an easy ride, we know that: Huddy rocks but luckily, it is still Huddy as we have known it for years: wonderful, complicated, heartbreaking, “brutally honest with each other” ;)
So, quoting my beloved “Buckle up!” my dears, ‘cuase it’s gonna be a true roller-coaster...
Enjoy the upcoming Huddyness, enjoy the show!!
*shuts up and zip lips, @rue’s style*
*bows*
PS I am unsure whether I should suggest 당신 to take close to you...a basket of very icy ice cubes 또는 some handkerchieves...might both come in handy ;D
Below are the promo pics of Hugh as House from Season 1 to now, which is the best hottest one? And why?;)
Pic #1 is season 1
Just starting out with the show...looks good but his eyes make it the best
Pic #2 is season 2
Still looks the same as with season 1...looks good of course
Pic #3 is season 3
Again not much change...
Pic #4 is season 4
For some reason I thought he looked amazing for this promo
Pic #5 is season 5
He looked purdy good, a little older looking though
Pic #6 is season 6
He looks ALOT older...
Pic #7 is season 7
To me Season 7 is the hottest!! Why? Because he looks so young and healthy my God!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pic #1 is season 1
Just starting out with the show...looks good but his eyes make it the best
Pic #2 is season 2
Still looks the same as with season 1...looks good of course
Pic #3 is season 3
Again not much change...
Pic #4 is season 4
For some reason I thought he looked amazing for this promo
Pic #5 is season 5
He looked purdy good, a little older looking though
Pic #6 is season 6
He looks ALOT older...
Pic #7 is season 7
To me Season 7 is the hottest!! Why? Because he looks so young and healthy my God!!!!!!!!!!!!