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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start 글쓰기 about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found out she was dating James, he was angry. He tried to hex James numerous times, but failed, maybe because he was too upset 또는 because James is an excellent wizard, 당신 pick. But then tragedy struck. Lily and James die. Snape was horrorstruck. He promised Dumbledore that he would turn spy for the Order of the Phoenix (which is a group against Voldemort). When Harry, James’ and Lily’s son, goes to Hogwarts, he protects him. He may hate him with a passion because of the stunning resemblance to James, but he protects harry nevertheless. That true love: Loving someone until their death and the beyond.
    She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous:
    That’s basically what happens in Twilight. Bella sits with her ‘friends’, who she constantly uses, and they talk about the Cullens. Bella immediately thinks the one who the most ‘handsomest’ out of them should be her boyfriend, even if he is rude and there are other suitable choices for her to go out with. That’s lust. Bella only likes Edward because he’s handsome (read the 책 for 20 other synonyms of beautiful). It’s not a crush, which would be too immature for the ‘mature’ Bella Swan, because she knows nothing about him. Snape knew some things about Lily. She’s a witch. No one in her family is a witch 또는 wizard and Snape knows most of her family. Bella just knows that his (Edward’s) brothers and sisters and that he’s adopted like the rest of them. Oh, and not to mention, he’s handsome!
    He likes her smell:
    That’s the only real reason Edward likes her. She smells very good and he can’t read her mind. That’s it. He breaks into her house and stalks her because he wants to know why he can’t read her mind and, of course, as any normal being would do, smell her. Meyer excuses that as Edward just wants to see someone sleep and finds Bella interesting. She excuses that as love. Wrong. Snape did not do that, which he could’ve since he knew magic. Instead, he introduced himself, started to hang out with Lily, and became her friend. Edward did not do that. He was rude to Bella, went to see her sleep, and then talked to her.
    He’s a vampire:
    You have got to be kidding. He sparkles in the sun and does not eat humans. Bella only found that out 의해 leading Jacob on, which becomes a problem in the future. She then feels that she has to keep the secret and not tell anyone that Edward is a monster who would likely kill a person before leaving. Instead of doing the latter, she dates him! Yep, he’s a vampire so she’s going to 날짜 him. Bella is claimed to be smart and reads. Well, then, she should’ve read Interview with a Vampire, a classic that many intelligent people have read. She should’ve seen that Edward could’ve bitten her and started sucking her blood, such as Lestat does to countless women and Louis does to Claudia. Or, she could’ve read Dracula, which shows Mina getting bitten also. Bella purposely dances with danger and feels the need to 날짜 him. Why? Because he’s smoking hot and a vampire to boot. He’s immortal. Why wouldn’t she 날짜 him!?!
    Basically, Bella’s 사랑 is lust. She knows nothing about Edward! All they do is make out and say how they 사랑 each 더 많이 than the other. They have not had one decent conversation together. They don’t know each other’s 가장 좋아하는 colors, hobbies... Heck! We don’t know their hobbies! And hunting does not count because they don’t do it when they’re bored.
    Now, please do not be Bella and tickle a sleeping dragon. Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 당신 또는 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 사랑 with 당신 — and 당신 are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 당신 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 사랑 of your life. 당신 should stay with him since he will keep 당신 안전한, 안전 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell 당신 that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 읽기 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But 당신 need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a 사랑 story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the 책 옮기기 on. And have 당신 seen all the different...
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested 의해 the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. 늑대 get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper show up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of 당신 won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These 책 are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of 사랑 and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However 당신 have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two 별, 스타 crossed 연인들 and the obstacles faced 의해 them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I 사랑 당신 더 많이 than 당신 can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an 시간 snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his 셔츠 off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, 뱀파이어 could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....
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There once was a seventeen 년 old girl named Sandy. One 일 in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid 읽기 a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and 더 많이 often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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