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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start 글쓰기 about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found out she was dating James, he was angry. He tried to hex James numerous times, but failed, maybe because he was too upset 또는 because James is an excellent wizard, 당신 pick. But then tragedy struck. Lily and James die. Snape was horrorstruck. He promised Dumbledore that he would turn spy for the Order of the Phoenix (which is a group against Voldemort). When Harry, James’ and Lily’s son, goes to Hogwarts, he protects him. He may hate him with a passion because of the stunning resemblance to James, but he protects harry nevertheless. That true love: Loving someone until their death and the beyond.
    She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous:
    That’s basically what happens in Twilight. Bella sits with her ‘friends’, who she constantly uses, and they talk about the Cullens. Bella immediately thinks the one who the most ‘handsomest’ out of them should be her boyfriend, even if he is rude and there are other suitable choices for her to go out with. That’s lust. Bella only likes Edward because he’s handsome (read the 책 for 20 other synonyms of beautiful). It’s not a crush, which would be too immature for the ‘mature’ Bella Swan, because she knows nothing about him. Snape knew some things about Lily. She’s a witch. No one in her family is a witch 또는 wizard and Snape knows most of her family. Bella just knows that his (Edward’s) brothers and sisters and that he’s adopted like the rest of them. Oh, and not to mention, he’s handsome!
    He likes her smell:
    That’s the only real reason Edward likes her. She smells very good and he can’t read her mind. That’s it. He breaks into her house and stalks her because he wants to know why he can’t read her mind and, of course, as any normal being would do, smell her. Meyer excuses that as Edward just wants to see someone sleep and finds Bella interesting. She excuses that as love. Wrong. Snape did not do that, which he could’ve since he knew magic. Instead, he introduced himself, started to hang out with Lily, and became her friend. Edward did not do that. He was rude to Bella, went to see her sleep, and then talked to her.
    He’s a vampire:
    You have got to be kidding. He sparkles in the sun and does not eat humans. Bella only found that out 의해 leading Jacob on, which becomes a problem in the future. She then feels that she has to keep the secret and not tell anyone that Edward is a monster who would likely kill a person before leaving. Instead of doing the latter, she dates him! Yep, he’s a vampire so she’s going to 날짜 him. Bella is claimed to be smart and reads. Well, then, she should’ve read Interview with a Vampire, a classic that many intelligent people have read. She should’ve seen that Edward could’ve bitten her and started sucking her blood, such as Lestat does to countless women and Louis does to Claudia. Or, she could’ve read Dracula, which shows Mina getting bitten also. Bella purposely dances with danger and feels the need to 날짜 him. Why? Because he’s smoking hot and a vampire to boot. He’s immortal. Why wouldn’t she 날짜 him!?!
    Basically, Bella’s 사랑 is lust. She knows nothing about Edward! All they do is make out and say how they 사랑 each 더 많이 than the other. They have not had one decent conversation together. They don’t know each other’s 가장 좋아하는 colors, hobbies... Heck! We don’t know their hobbies! And hunting does not count because they don’t do it when they’re bored.
    Now, please do not be Bella and tickle a sleeping dragon. Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
I have researched the following and well, I am not really surprised about the results. But I still ask some questions.

Why is Twilight 더 많이 "popular" when HP sold 더 많이 than 400 million while Twilight only sold 53 million? Also, Twilight is just 45% in the 토마토 meter while HP is 83% in the 토마토 meter? Third, Twilight sold about $191,449,475 while HP sold about $283,879,025? Another is Twilight is never shown in Kid's almanacs (the World and Time yearly almanacs) while HP is seen may times over. Twilight fans, don't 당신 see, HP is better even of 당신 turn the world upside down 또는 inside out!...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...
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posted by one_a_kind4ever
Harry Potter vs. Twilight has always been an argument. I believe that Harry Potter is obviously the upper hand in my opinion. Both stories are both interesting and entertaining but the problem is deciding if one is better.

Harry Potter was written with an amazing storyline and many people have followed it for many years and even dress up for the premiers. In the eyes of danger Harry and his 프렌즈 risk their lives to save their world from falling apart. The story takes seven 책 to tell their story. Each book is filled with adventure and a new lesson that Harry learns. 팬 of the series...
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It was the time between the fourth and fifth Harry Potter 책 and right after Bella leaves Jacob for Edward in the Twilight series when IT happened.
James, the evilest of the evil, had no money. He knew his antagonist part required him to have money. He needed money. There was only one thing to do....
He stepped into the swirling nothingness, and 초 later turned up in a gloomy, slimy hallway. "Are 당신 here, Lord Voldemort?"
The dark shape slid out of the shadow. "More money, James?" He said cooly. "We may both be the antagonists of our books, but 당신 do owe me...."
"OWE 당신 WHAT!?"...
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posted by june13
We all been asking since this culb stared who would win the fight Harry Potter 또는 Edward Cullen. First it mattereds if Harry has is wand wish it would come avange of him in a way and if Edward had Bella 또는 not she would come a distracing to him lets start.
Harry has is wand and Edward does not have Bella. But Edward can read his man but since he does not know what the spells do it will not help at all and Edward has got speed that will help him out alot becouse he can get a way from the spell so they both got disavanges and avanges so it just may be a tie
posted by AstridGoof8219
There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One 일 in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda said that she read the 책 and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A 일 later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue 읽기 after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
lets say that bella and hermione were off 프렌즈 (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then 당신 found him again in Volterra, Italy and 당신 started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell 당신 about this. I am afraid that 당신 might be a little bit obssessive....
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