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posted by bratzdolly11
Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. 당신 see, the 투수, 볼링 hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score 의해 dashing between the creases, provided the 창구, 개찰 구 keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality show on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
When I stick this...
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link Review 의해 Connie Norberg

Surprises come in small packages when Brian does not receive his invitation to his ex-girlfriend, Jillian’s wedding. In fact, the entire Griffin Family receives an invite to her wedding including the extra invite for a B. Ryan who happened to be staying at the Griffin’s house for a few weeks. This sends Brian in a downward spiral in denial. So Stewie offers Brian a lunch 날짜 to meet Jillian’s fiancé, Derrick. This is where Brian ultimately discovers he is no match for the new man in Jillian’s life. He seemed rather competitive when her fiancé read the...
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posted by Mingsunchao1824
Look Meg's my 3rd 가장 좋아하는 character in the show after Peter and Stewie. However, her fanbase on websites such as DeviantArt.com and fanfiction.net has gotten way out of control for the past decade and so on. I'm really starting to dislike her because of her overrated fanbase. It's way too toxic. The Meg bashing has died down over the years but the hate art and revenge fanfics of her killing her family has gotten worse to the point of me to almost not care for hér presence on the show anymore. The Meg bashing wasn't as bad as her 팬 made it out to be. Yes the infamous episode that everyone...
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posted by Mingsunchao1824
This is one of my newest 팬 fiction stories about redeeming Peter and Meg's relationship. The synopsis is about Peter Griffin tries his hardest to help his daughter fight against her hatred towards her awful fanbase which concerns her father who goes through massive amounts of character development and continuity arcs of rebuilding his role as a father with his children especially Meg. Meanwhile the rabid Meg 팬 go out of their ways to destroy Peter Griffin while Meg creates her own anti fandom against them. What will happen? Will Peter Griffin redeem himself as a person, will Meg get revenge on her own fandom who gave her a bad name, 또는 will the Meg 팬 kill them both? Find out and enjoy.
posted by lilylove89
Family Guy is an American animated 텔레비전 series created 의해 Seth MacFarlane for the 여우 Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The show is set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, and exhibits much of its humor in the form of cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture.

The family was conceived 의해 MacFarlane after developing two animated films, The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve. MacFarlane redesigned the films'...
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posted by Hades332
Family Guy Script
Episode: ###
Stewie Quagmire
Summary: When Stewie gets a cold, Lois is forced to take him to the doctor, where his birth certificate shows up, revealing that he’s Quagmire’s son.

Key: ( ) = location
{ } = info
[ ] = Action
/ = commercial break
(Griffin house)
(Living Room)

[Family sitting on 침상, 소파 watching TV]

Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog.
Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.
Dianne: Do 당신 really have to contradict everything I say?
Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s...
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posted by Robssesed
Peter: But there is one thing, Mickey, 당신 knocked up my Mom and never called her again.
Mickey: Yeah, so what?

Peter: So what!? So let's dance!

Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,

And he never taught me anything,

But still I slap my chest and sing...

Of My Drunken Irish Dad.

Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,

And he never shuts his freakin' trap...

Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap

From your Drunken Irish Dad.

Peter: Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney...

They'll tell 당신 the same

McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney

All feel the same mixture of...
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posted by Mingsunchao1824
Stewie goes back in time and works with his former self and conquer the entire universe. Meanwhile the rest of the Griffins meet their former selves and try to stop the 2 diabolical baby duo and save the universe. It'll be a long overdue sequel to the first Family Guy film. It will be three-dimensional, super clever, and edgier than ever. Epic fight scenes, intense interactions with both versions of every character on the show, and Stewie becoming his old self again as well as everyone else. Voice actors will bring the 로스트 nostalgia from the old days of Family Guy lIke Norm McDonald, Lori Alan, Drew Barrymore, and Carlos Alazraqui. The subjective humor, heartwarming plot, and decent redeemable qualities the characters almost lost.
Family Guy is great show but like most long running tv shows it starts to decline. What the show needs to do is to fully develop into a show with many genres like action,sci-fi, psychological, and thriller instead of comedy all the time. The episodes need unexpected twists to destroy the status quo and create a series of continuing events and have the characters go rogue against the writers in an all-out war with 여우 for nearly ruining the show in the first place. The show needs intelligent and creative ideas to make the show better again especially nowadays. The show needs A+ episodes to be...
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posted by Mingsunchao1824
This story is the Griffins and 프렌즈 confronting and comforting Mr Enter through this awesome admirable 애니메이션 fanfic. It'll have 더 많이 complex cohesive story lines and four-dimensional character arcs to re-humanize every Family Guy character that has been demonized over the years online and Mr. Enter 의해 rescuing them from the scrappy heap of the infamous internet hell. Hopefully the war between Mr. Enter and Family Guy ends already. The whole war with the cartoon community has gotten out of hand needs to stop with harassing, insulting, and making people feel worse about 만화 that they like to enjoy.
posted by Robssesed
Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: 당신 will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if 당신 mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If 당신 been so stiff they thought 당신 died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a 도서관, 라이브러리 book out and I fells...
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posted by Courtneyfan6
 Goodmorning
Goodmorning
[Joe is at the Griffins' house, making his 프렌즈 dance with hip. Cleveland is on the piano]
Joe: All right, we're gonna do it once more! [everyone moans in agony] And this time, NO MISTAKES! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[Cleveland begins playing, while Peter, Joe and Quagmire dance]
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin'!
Cleveland: It's great to stay up late!
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
[Joe sits on Quagmires lap as Peter continues dancing]
Peter: When the band, begins to play, The stars were shinin' bright!
Quagmire: But now the milkman's on his way,...
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posted by Courtney370
The 일 All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your 침대 and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! Said Peter As He Was In The 침대 With Lois. Ok Dad! Said Chris. Chris Got Out Of His 침대 and Went To The Living Room To Play 비디오 Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. Said Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. Said Meg. Yeah But Do 당신 Know What Today Is? Said Peter. What? Said Meg. Fart Day!! Said Peter...
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For the past few years Peter's been getting a massive amount of hatred especially from the Meg 팬 which became completely toxic. Peter deserves better stronger elements of four dimensional character development like emotional back stories, long term continuity, and massive amounts of redemption arcs to rehumanize his character. The Meg 팬 have gone too far with the massive hatedom against Peter. Peter needs to escape from the scrappy heap of hell from that hideous fandom. It's disgusting. The writers seriously should reinvent his character into something 더 많이 unique and sophisticated than he ever was. He deserves the ultimate likable traits of rebuilding and fixing his image in a positive light. The show needs to follow the rescued from the scrappy heap trope with complex, inoffensive, and serialized. He needs 더 많이 nuance personalities and become beloved again.
• Third dimensional qualities – Emotions, thoughts, attitudes and spirituality.
• Fourth dimensional qualities – Time. Their past history, the present and the future. The writers seriously need to fix everything on the show and reinvent the character's growth in development. Seth should get rid of all the worst writers on the show and hire new writers with updated storytelling and quality structure. The characters deserves original elements and arcs in the show. He needs to fix every single flaw 100% of his content. Serializing the show would be refreshing change. The writers need to...
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Did 당신 noticed that? Here is my "philosophical" interpretation of this magnificent cartoon.
Peter is "Carefree", loves to have fun in the pub, outlandish business with friends, not thinking of anything problematic, good 음식 and resting on the 침상, 소파 watching TV.But he's also "Authority",at the end all revolves around what he does. And when it comes to family and friends, is 더 많이 than ready to lend a hand, sometimes with incredible steadfastness and affection.
Lois is "Responsibility",is a 더 많이 attentive parent than Peter, strives to understand the children even when the views are divergent....
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저기요 Guys!

Can not wait for the Family Guy movie!
There is an awesome interview with their writer Ricky Blitt on MakingOf.com Check it out!!!

link

Blitt talks about how Seth Macfarlene asked him to write the movie. He's not new to Family Guy, already wrote 23 episodes for them - including the highly controversial and long awaited "When 당신 Wish Upon a Weinstein."

The site, founded 의해 the amazing Natalie Portman and Christine Aylward, gives a behind the scenes pass for all us movie 연인들 with exclusive interviews from industry insiders, clips and trailers from upcoming flicks, and a community section for us to connect with all the people in the biz!

Spread the word y'all! It's DEFINITELY worth checking out!
posted by Robssesed
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make 당신 take a tinkle when 당신 want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make 당신 call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by...
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posted by Robssesed
Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if 당신
would
When I tell 당신 every person needs a way of feeling
good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a
stick
Stewie & Brian: But all 당신 need is a bag of weed to
really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: There 당신 go, you're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid...
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posted by BrianGsBrother
Name:Braie And Stewn (will be finished)
Description:Stewie Builds A Machine That Can Swap Minds,And Stewie And Brian Trip In To It.
()=Info []=Actions {}=Commercail Break <>=Note
(Shows Griffin House Then Cuts To Stewie's Room) Stewie:Your Not My Boss Rupert,I Wont Give It A bow Tie. [Brian Walks In]Stewie:Oh,Hey Brian,I Just Finished My Device. Brian:I Just Got A Pie From The Kitchen,You Wanna Piece? Stewie:Sure,But Can 당신 Get Some Cool Whhip On It? Brian Yea Su-Did 당신 Do,--Do That On Perpose? Stewie:Do Whhat On Perpose? Brian:You Did Again,Why Are 당신 Putting Emposis On The H? Stewie:Im...
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