I was out hiking in the woods with a few 프렌즈 of mine, when we all got 로스트 and accidentally 스플릿, 분할 up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an 시간 또는 so, I sat on a stump, praying that my 프렌즈 would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some 프렌즈 I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a 치마 that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are 당신 lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do 당신 mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure 당신 can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that 당신 like jumping off cliffs. Are 당신 suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I 사랑 the wind in my hair!
Me: If 당신 hadn't gotten married, would 당신 consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I 사랑 my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did 당신 marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom 당신 fell in 사랑 with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would 당신 leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes 당신 사랑 someone, but then 당신 meet someone else and 사랑 them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: 당신 don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me 의해 the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are 당신 MAD? There's nothing 더 많이 powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE 당신 SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit 당신 here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are 당신 ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and 당신 don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could 당신 stand the 곰 droppings all around? And how 당신 don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch 당신 when 당신 sleep?
Pocahontas: 당신 watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would 당신 ever agree if someone called 당신 a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: 의해 far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
코멘트 if 당신 want more!! :D
For about an 시간 또는 so, I sat on a stump, praying that my 프렌즈 would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some 프렌즈 I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a 치마 that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are 당신 lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do 당신 mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure 당신 can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that 당신 like jumping off cliffs. Are 당신 suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I 사랑 the wind in my hair!
Me: If 당신 hadn't gotten married, would 당신 consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I 사랑 my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did 당신 marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom 당신 fell in 사랑 with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would 당신 leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes 당신 사랑 someone, but then 당신 meet someone else and 사랑 them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: 당신 don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me 의해 the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are 당신 MAD? There's nothing 더 많이 powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE 당신 SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit 당신 here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are 당신 ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and 당신 don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could 당신 stand the 곰 droppings all around? And how 당신 don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch 당신 when 당신 sleep?
Pocahontas: 당신 watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would 당신 ever agree if someone called 당신 a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: 의해 far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
코멘트 if 당신 want more!! :D
The good ol' baddies
Ok, so I'm going to list my 상단, 맨 위로 10 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 Princess dresses. Since there's 10 spots, one Princess may be in the list multiple times and another may not be on it at all. Before my number one I will list honorable mentions that ALMOST made it onto my list. Time to start the list! Keep in mind that this is my opinion, and 당신 might not agree. Enjoy the article!
10. Belle's gold dress
Maybe it's a tad overrated, but I think it deserves a lot of the attention it gets. It's absolutely gorgeous! Just look at it! And this is coming from someone who hates that color, and even I have to admit...
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10. Belle's gold dress
Maybe it's a tad overrated, but I think it deserves a lot of the attention it gets. It's absolutely gorgeous! Just look at it! And this is coming from someone who hates that color, and even I have to admit...
Darn. I needed a man's help to break this curse! I forgot I was scheduled to 'be a strong independent woman who needs no man' today! I'll have to reschedule for next time a curse makes me physically unable to save myself...
I was bored so I decided to write an 기사 about which princesses look like which greek goddesses, since I'm greek and I 사랑 the Greek Mythology. Enjoy!
Hera- Jasmine
Firstly, Hera has a serious problem with her temper, like Jasmine.She likes getting revenge and even though we don't see 재스민 속, 재 스민 as revengeful, I believe that if someone hurts her, she won't forget it so easily (besides Aladdin, she forgives him every time, like Hera forgives Zeus). Also, Hera protects women which means she's a feminist, again like Jasmine. Another common, is thei history with their husbands. Zeus...
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Hera- Jasmine
Firstly, Hera has a serious problem with her temper, like Jasmine.She likes getting revenge and even though we don't see 재스민 속, 재 스민 as revengeful, I believe that if someone hurts her, she won't forget it so easily (besides Aladdin, she forgives him every time, like Hera forgives Zeus). Also, Hera protects women which means she's a feminist, again like Jasmine. Another common, is thei history with their husbands. Zeus...
Oh, I hate this one
