I was out hiking in the woods with a few 프렌즈 of mine, when we all got 로스트 and accidentally 스플릿, 분할 up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an 시간 또는 so, I sat on a stump, praying that my 프렌즈 would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some 프렌즈 I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a 치마 that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are 당신 lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do 당신 mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure 당신 can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that 당신 like jumping off cliffs. Are 당신 suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I 사랑 the wind in my hair!
Me: If 당신 hadn't gotten married, would 당신 consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I 사랑 my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did 당신 marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom 당신 fell in 사랑 with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would 당신 leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes 당신 사랑 someone, but then 당신 meet someone else and 사랑 them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: 당신 don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me 의해 the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are 당신 MAD? There's nothing 더 많이 powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE 당신 SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit 당신 here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are 당신 ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and 당신 don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could 당신 stand the 곰 droppings all around? And how 당신 don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch 당신 when 당신 sleep?
Pocahontas: 당신 watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would 당신 ever agree if someone called 당신 a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: 의해 far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
코멘트 if 당신 want more!! :D
For about an 시간 또는 so, I sat on a stump, praying that my 프렌즈 would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some 프렌즈 I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a 치마 that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are 당신 lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do 당신 mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure 당신 can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that 당신 like jumping off cliffs. Are 당신 suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I 사랑 the wind in my hair!
Me: If 당신 hadn't gotten married, would 당신 consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I 사랑 my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did 당신 marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom 당신 fell in 사랑 with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would 당신 leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes 당신 사랑 someone, but then 당신 meet someone else and 사랑 them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: 당신 don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me 의해 the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are 당신 MAD? There's nothing 더 많이 powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE 당신 SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit 당신 here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are 당신 ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and 당신 don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could 당신 stand the 곰 droppings all around? And how 당신 don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch 당신 when 당신 sleep?
Pocahontas: 당신 watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would 당신 ever agree if someone called 당신 a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: 의해 far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
코멘트 if 당신 want more!! :D
After 읽기 link, I wanted to write one of the quick one for myself as well. It's really fun. So here's my borrowing from 디즈니 Princess lives.
1. If I could change my name, who would it be of?
Elinor: I think it's regal and sound very beautiful as well. It comes from French origin word "Eleanor" which means bright, shining one.
2. Who would I want for my parents?
James and Eudora - they are the most supportive parents I have come across in Disney. They give their child abundant love, attention and care. And also believed in their child's dreams.
3. Who'd I want as my sibling?...
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1. If I could change my name, who would it be of?
Elinor: I think it's regal and sound very beautiful as well. It comes from French origin word "Eleanor" which means bright, shining one.
2. Who would I want for my parents?
James and Eudora - they are the most supportive parents I have come across in Disney. They give their child abundant love, attention and care. And also believed in their child's dreams.
3. Who'd I want as my sibling?...
The one that started it all!
My 상단, 맨 위로 가장 좋아하는 princess has got to be Elsa. I 사랑 her so much because of her ice powers and popularity. In every store I go to I see something Frozen. I like that a lot. That is why I 사랑 Elsa. Also, The 색깔 in the movie along with the graphics are amazing because it looks so realistic. It is also amazing how Elsa's ice palace looks so cool and fits with her. It's just amazing. All of the other princesses are good too but elsa is the best one and the most powerful. I hope 당신 all subscribe! And make sure 당신 visit my page!
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As usual, I have a hard time making lists so don't pay too much attention to the rankings and just read what I have to say.
12. Brave
If you've known me over a 년 ago, you'd know that I'm not much of a 픽사 fan. Yes, I know I'm an awful person for discriminating between 애니메이션 studios and this is 픽사 we're talking about. So yeah, I'm guessing this is why I can't get into 메리다와 마법의 숲 no matter how hard I try, considering it's also one, if not, my least 가장 좋아하는 픽사 movie.
11. The Princess and the Frog
I've had issues with Tiana in the past because of her inconsistent morals that gets shoved...
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12. Brave
If you've known me over a 년 ago, you'd know that I'm not much of a 픽사 fan. Yes, I know I'm an awful person for discriminating between 애니메이션 studios and this is 픽사 we're talking about. So yeah, I'm guessing this is why I can't get into 메리다와 마법의 숲 no matter how hard I try, considering it's also one, if not, my least 가장 좋아하는 픽사 movie.
11. The Princess and the Frog
I've had issues with Tiana in the past because of her inconsistent morals that gets shoved...
