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"I like taking pointless 페이스북 surveys as much as the 다음 person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling 사랑 might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most recent survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last 키스 standing up, sitting down, 또는 lying down?
The only 키스 I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose 침대 were 당신 on last?
Nagini's,...

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I found these fascinating, thought 당신 guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow 별, 스타 indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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Greetings, new follower:

If 당신 are 읽기 this letter then 당신 have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If 의해 some unprecedented chance 당신 are 읽기 this and 당신 have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest 당신 put down this letter and leave now, 또는 the consequences for 당신 will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which 당신 must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

A handy-dandy Wikihow 기사 on how to make a horcrux, for all 당신 aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch 또는 wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide 당신 should not attempt to create a horcrux until 당신 can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...