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18 things that Bellatrix would never say

posted by KateKicksAss

1. Isn't Voldemort ugly? I mean, he doesn't even have a nose!

2. I 사랑 Mudbloods! And they're good kissers, *wink*

3. I need to go back to Azkaban immediately! I deserve 더 많이 time in there for my crimes.

4. I think Harry has the right idea about killing Voldemort.

5. Isn't Lucius hot? His long blond hair is such a turn on!

6. I think I'd look really good in pink.....Cissy, could I borrow some?

7. Purebloods suck....what makes us so great anyways?

8. Muggles are actually quite clever!

9. Loyalty really isn't my thing......

10. Yes, I agree, I DO need therapy, don't I?

11. Harry really just needs a hug....

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Lord Voldemort Takes a 페이스북 Survey

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless 페이스북 surveys as much as the 다음 person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling 사랑 might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most recent survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last 키스 standing up, sitting down, 또는 lying down?
The only 키스 I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose 침대 were 당신 on last?
Nagini's,...

Name Origins of the Death Eaters!

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: f***yeahslytherin.tumblr.com
I found these fascinating, thought 당신 guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow 별, 스타 indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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So 당신 Want to Be a Death Eater: Your guide to everything evil!

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com

Greetings, new follower:

If 당신 are 읽기 this letter then 당신 have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If 의해 some unprecedented chance 당신 are 읽기 this and 당신 have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest 당신 put down this letter and leave now, 또는 the consequences for 당신 will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which 당신 must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

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How to make a Horcrux

posted by KateKicksAss

An example of an object you could use.

A handy-dandy Wikihow 기사 on how to make a horcrux, for all 당신 aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com

1. Become an extremely powerful witch 또는 wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide 당신 should not attempt to create a horcrux until 당신 can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

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death eater anthem

posted by Music_luvr1986

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
또는 sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all 사랑 Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us 당신 don't agree
We'll boil 당신 in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!

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bellatrix good? bad?

posted by BellatrixLS

bellatrix is very strange (review name) and has lots of sides to her life. in ootp (order of the phoenix) she was mental, a right nutcase and 팬 loved it. thank 당신 to helena bonham carter for doing such a great job with bellatrix. but then in hbp (half blood prince) she shows a completely different side to her. around her family she is almost soft and caring. then in deathly hallows she is a bit of both. so she has her soft spots eg.voldemort,narcissa etc etc and her hard spots: pretty much everything else in the world. so she is pretty bad and a bit good. what do 당신 think ?????

pls awnser with ure views!!!

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Notice to all loyal Deatheaters

posted by Lord-Voldemort

My loyal Deatheaters,
Harry Potter is destroyed, and now we may focus our attention on the rest of England, and then the world!
I have sent my most faithful Deatheaters out to take control of areas surrounding London, The Lestranges, the Carrows, Mulciber and Yaxley, and soon my rule will span all of Europe!

But first, there is another piece of business to attend to. If I am to remain truly invincible we must take out all that threaten my throne, the pretenders, the blood traitors, the imposters. We will begin with the blood traitors. Bellatrix, Narcissa, we all know that 당신 have some interesting...