ThatCreepyReading - Devils game

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This shit is messed up

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4 songs 의해 Metal bands that I am not afraid of showing to my MOM

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#1: SLIPKNOT - SNUFF:
Very calm and beautiful sounding.
That's very unusual for Slipknot.
But in a a good way..

#2: POETS OF THE FALL - CARNIVAL OF RUST:
She has no idea about THE HAPPY SONG.
This the only song I showed her..

#3: 메탈리카 - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:
She loves this song actually.
And knows how obsessed I am with 메탈리카 so she knows how crazy they get..

#4: KORN - HATER:
Well... I tried. But she hates Korn all together.
I could understand why though. Their pretty "out there"..

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상단, 맨 위로 ten favourite Homer Simpson quotes:

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#10:
"Fame was like a drug, but what was even 더 많이 like a drug were the drugs."

#9:
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."

#8:
Marge: "I'd really like to give this a try."
Homer: "I dunno, trying is the first step towards failure...".

#7:
"Hey! He's not happy at all! He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!"

#6:
"I'll be at the bar getting very happy. Then very very sad. Than happy again"

#5:
"(drunk) Your just lucky 당신 got your clones with yea"

#4:
"Televison! Teacher, mother... [lustily] ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading -...

상단, 맨 위로 2 scenes that scared me as a kid #2

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Jimmy Tatro: 22 jimp 거리

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상단, 맨 위로 10 WORST PLOT TWISTS (including tv shows and creepy pastas)

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#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen...

상단, 맨 위로 ten most badass GAY characters.

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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a 기사 to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I 사랑 about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...

Smosh parody's 에미넴

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The Nazis in Hellsing Abridged make me laugh.. so.. 상단, 맨 위로 FIVE 인용구

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#1:
Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she 노래 now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was 인기 a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell 당신 how I'm feeling; Gotta make 당신 understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give 당신 up, never gonna let 당신 down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make 당신 cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...

Spongebob imitating Korn makes me strangely HAPPY.. But I would referred BBK 또는 maybe even GET UP

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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 06 - TeamFourStar

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메탈리카 - Escape

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상단, 맨 위로 20 Michael Townley/De Santa 인용구

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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"

#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"

#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"

#4:
"nothing.. I was just 로스트 in an old 80's movie montage"

#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't 당신 make sure this one of them"

#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? 예수님 fucking Christ.

#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...

상단, 맨 위로 20 Packie Mcreary 인용구

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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.

#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...

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상단, 맨 위로 5 Most sarcastic characters in my MLP stories..

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#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude 코멘트 towards his enemies..

#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..

#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..

#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise 나귀, 엉덩이 remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..

#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..

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My thoughts of Hellsing Episode 2

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Now. THIS is 더 많이 like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I 사랑 about him.

I would 사랑 to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of 당신 probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...

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Sense the last one was enjoyed.. Here's BEST A&O stories I reviewed

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#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written 의해 one of my closest 팬 fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...

상단, 맨 위로 ten most disturbing video games I know about..

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With help from THATCREEPYREADING

#10: CHILLER:
Your inside a torture room, and the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".
Oh, and no music, so it's extra creepy..

#9: LUNA GAME:
It's MLP, so the game itself may not be too scary.
But it's scary what it does too your computer.
Seriously.. It's literary a virus..

#8: 8:46:
While the intentions seemed good.
Being trapped on the 상단, 맨 위로 floor during 9/11 to make players understand the horrors of the event instead just pissed off the...

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Farcry/GTA crossover: ... PART 2

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2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....

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상단, 맨 위로 3 Most EVIL modern spongebob characters:

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#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves 또는 something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, 또는 gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If 당신 wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally....

I offically given up on Spongebob

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I still watch this show.
Cause I actually still had HOPE that my childhood 아이콘 would return to the good old days (like BAND GEEKS and the famish ending).

This show was the MLP (or whatever else people REALLY talk about these days) of my childhood.
And one of the most QUOTABLE 만화 ever. It's hard NOT to find references of it, on the internet.

But.. After season 4, the characters all changed for the worst..

Patrick 별, 스타 was originally a GOOD friend. Not a sociopathic, lunatic. Who constantly gets Spongebob in trouble, and worsens Spongebob's pain for his own delight..

Spongebob was likable, mature,...