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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even 런던 bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. 런던 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do 당신 know what my 상단, 맨 위로 three 가장 좋아하는 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 초 is Nazis. Can 당신 guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: 당신 will witness what happens what here today, and 당신 will will speak of it later.. Except 당신 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the 거리 with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten 의해 parasprites, and now 당신 want me to buy 당신 a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are 당신 in a bad mood? 크리스마스 is coming soon.
Twilight:...
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So Scootaloo, the little 주황색, 오렌지 filly with purple hair and eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.

Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.

At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast...
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So I as I said before.. This certainly one of my 더 많이 "enjoyable" reviews.. As I actually really do enjoy this show so far.. Espically all the pop culture references, made clear 의해 episode 2..

So episode 3 has Rick send Morty into someone's body (because of coarse he does), and there's literary an amusement part (because of coarse they're is).

This soon leads to a big battle.

Meanwhile, there has to be the most awkward famly 식당 ever.

Of coarse the very 다음 episode has Rick and Morty naked together.. So.. 당신 know.. Weird show..

Nothing to really say about episode 3..


Now for episode 4....
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Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn 별, 스타 who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if 당신 can call it that"..

NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..


#1: SLAPPY:

Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do 당신 expect from...
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I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is 로스트 for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered 의해 Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...
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posted by Canada24
Finished this season several days ago.. Sorry for the delay..

Last we saw, Walter aids Jesse in escaping from Gus' wrath. Gus begins to lose trust in Walter and asks Gale to take over the lab. He orders his henchmen to kill Walter and Jesse. After he is abducted 의해 the henchmen, Walter instructs Jesse over the phone to kill Gale in order to force Gus not to kill Walter (and, 의해 extension, Jesse) lest he eliminate his only remaining trained chemist.

Jesse follows Walter's instructions and murders Gale (but feeling like SHIT because of this).

Gus, (who I still stand 의해 my comment, of saying this...
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#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. 당신 can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...
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The 제목 said it?
So if 당신 haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the 질문 당신 been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?



I said before, how excited I was too see...
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#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are 당신 a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were 당신 calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. 당신 were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.


#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...
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The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and 데이지 chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every 일 the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the 언덕, 힐
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see 당신 on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
당신 raise the blade, 당신 make the change
당신 re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
당신 lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A 초 CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his 초 chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.


#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..


#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..


#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..


#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his 강아지 being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" 또는 "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
My count as one of their greatest songs ever..


#2: MAKE ME BAD:
This song has the best 음악 video, and such an an awesome chorus! The 기타 riffs go so well with the 베이스 and vocals..


#3: DID MY TIME:
I always loved what Davis did with his voice in the verses, and the powerful chorus just completes it..


#4: NO ONE'S THERE:
It's hard to explain what makes this song so epic..


#5: BLAME:
I 사랑 the fast parts, so badass..


#6: THOUGHTLESS:
Epic 음악 video with the guy from Breaking Bad, and strong lyrics..


#7: NEVER AROUND:
I 사랑 the evil laugh, as nobody was probably serprised...
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#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless 당신 want to feel horrible about yourself..


#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All 당신 need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim 당신 belong to 랜덤 거리 gangs that don't even exist in real life..


#3: NEVER TRUST 피자 DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..


#4: YOUR 프렌즈 ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..


#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as 당신 give valid reasons to do so..


#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...
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#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..


#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..


#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..


#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..


#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Three Days Grace is a small band that formed near my 집 town.. So 당신 can understand why I like them..

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#1: ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME:
This song is amazing, it is the first I have heard of this bend and I 사랑 it, awesome lyrics, music. it is really one of the best I know..

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#2: I AM MACHINE:
A good head banger is enough to excuse the fact it's NOT the original singer anymore..

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#3: RIOT:
I 사랑 it. I...
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posted by Canada24
Anyone have that game where 당신 사랑 it.
But most other people hate it.

It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 당신 can't go on 랜덤 거리 rampages.

But I actually 사랑 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
당신 get less tired of them, cause 당신 never know when the 다음 one will be. It's unpredictable.

Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.

Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 의해 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1: DARKO BRAVIC:
Darko was a fellow soldier alongside Niko Bellic and Florian Cravic during the Yugoslav wars, and eventually sold out hissquad to enemy forces for $1,000 to help pay for his heroin addiction.

After the betrayal, his life on the run has taken its toll on him, transforming him into a miserable drug addict. He is very pessimistic as he reminds Niko that killing him would do him a great favour..


#2: OLD MAN MARLEY:
In the film, Old Man Marley was Kevin's neighbor. He was called "the South Bend Shovel Slayer", and was said to have murdered his family and half of the people on the...
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