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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He said 당신 have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to 불, 화재 me!
Dock Worker: If 당신 don't want to work for him, why don't 당신 just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. 당신 railroad workers *Walks away*

In Cheyenne

Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are 당신 telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* 당신 got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, 또는 you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. 당신 want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?

After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.

Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a 책상, 데스크 for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would 당신 like to speak to?
Gordon: 예수님 christ, get me the fucking 표, 테이블 company, 또는 whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to 책상, 데스크 servicing*
책상, 데스크 seller: Hello, this is 책상, 데스크 servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a 책상, 데스크 made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
책상, 데스크 seller: How would 당신 like the 책상, 데스크 delivered?
Gordon: 의해 train.
책상, 데스크 seller: 당신 got it. We'll have the 책상, 데스크 loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: 당신 haven't done one thing that Pete told 당신 to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*

Ten 분 later

Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did 당신 come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did 당신 get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will 당신 promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet 당신 it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't 당신 open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies 로딩 it into the car, they said it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything 당신 say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call 당신 back in forty minutes, and 당신 can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some 더 많이 of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A 책상, 데스크 for 당신 has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets 책상, 데스크 out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, 당신 don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this 책상, 데스크 into my office, 또는 you're fired.
Orion: 당신 want to 불, 화재 me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, 당신 got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give 당신 the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*

After three 분 of arguing, and moving a 표, 테이블

Gordon & Orion: *Gently place 책상, 데스크 in office*
Gordon: Thank 당신 for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the 책상, 데스크 당신 ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet 당신 don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*

Stylo was 다음 to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.

Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If 당신 say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*

Inside the office

Gordon: *on phone* So, what do 당신 think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: 당신 have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do 당신 want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen 당신 two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. 당신 gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are 당신 waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't 당신 recognize my voice 당신 numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, 당신 can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* 당신 got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad 당신 took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, 당신 said 당신 would when 당신 made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier 당신 said 당신 wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are 당신 blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!

다음 day, Pete returned

Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*

The End

On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails

Orion continues to try, and get fired.

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Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly 당신 never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie 당신 are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 모기 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before 당신 even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
당신 better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna 펀치 당신 square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If 당신 don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
당신 don't understand. 당신 don't understand because 당신 don't understand liberty. 당신 don't understand freedom. So 당신 put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! 당신 hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
당신 tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him 집 의해 tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If 당신 have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted 의해 most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed 의해 Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting 랜덤 citizen) 당신 look like 당신 struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, 의해 the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: 당신 make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: 당신 should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate 당신 under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. 사과 브랜디 was at Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so 당신 don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a 표, 테이블 to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE 사랑 EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my 가장 좋아하는 song 의해 him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I 사랑 how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..


EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a 랜덤 magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract 당신 as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) 당신 just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this show a few 더 많이 times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..

Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.

I am gonna have too watch this again.

Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..

But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..

Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..

Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had 더 많이 screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared 의해 Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with 당신 instead of killing 당신 straight away.
And...
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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: 당신 know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS 사랑 YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN 당신 DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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