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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Season 3 Premiere of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 21

The Return Of Red Rose

April 30, 1953

It was a nice 일 in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.

Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: 의해 연기 like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! 당신 have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, 당신 get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only 조랑말 that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. 당신 know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: 당신 read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes 더 많이 damage.

But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.

Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* 당신 sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are 당신 fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. 당신 never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does 연기 like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help 당신 look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. 당신 have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!

Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up 더 많이 along the way.

Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.

Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping 당신 would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else 당신 want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank 당신 for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.

Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.

Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another 조랑말 to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*

At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.

Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*

Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.

Coffee Creme: Great work 당신 fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. 당신 had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.

The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was 더 많이 dirty than hurt.

Back at Cheyenne

Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see 당신 again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a 조랑말 당신 haven't met named Stylo. 당신 have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused 의해 Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for 당신 at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*

At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.

Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* 저기요 Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't 당신 know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. 당신 never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* 당신 can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. 당신 really should apologize to Stylo after what 당신 said to him.
Gordon: How do 당신 know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*

After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.

Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how 당신 let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that 당신 got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, 당신 must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: 당신 got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*

As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.

Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. 당신 are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless 당신 want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry 당신 had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.

The End

On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails

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#1: DARKO BRAVIC:
Darko was a fellow soldier alongside Niko Bellic and Florian Cravic during the Yugoslav wars, and eventually sold out hissquad to enemy forces for $1,000 to help pay for his heroin addiction.

After the betrayal, his life on the run has taken its toll on him, transforming him into a miserable drug addict. He is very pessimistic as he reminds Niko that killing him would do him a great favour..


#2: OLD MAN MARLEY:
In the film, Old Man Marley was Kevin's neighbor. He was called "the South Bend Shovel Slayer", and was said to have murdered his family and half of the people on the...
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Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad 당신 didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

You fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come 집 to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what 사랑 could be, you'll see.

I don't want 사랑 to destroy...
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#1:
Donny: Now Ted.. 당신 belong to Robert now, okay, 당신 do what he says.
Ted: 당신 think 당신 can just get away with kidnapping?.. Nice fuckin example your setting her-
Donny: (screaming) LANGUAAAGE!!
Donny: (calm again) Sorry, sorry... 당신 know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw 당신 on television. And I thought 당신 were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can 당신 just 이메일 me the rest of this story?
Donny: And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,...
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Before the story begins.
Is it such a sin?
For me to take what's mine, until the end of tiiime!?
We were 더 많이 than friends!
Before the story ends!
And I will take what's mine!
Create what God would never design!

Our 사랑 had been so strong for far too long!
I was weak with fear that something would, go wrong!
Before the possibilities came true!
I took all possibility from you!

Almost laughed myself to tears!
(HA! HAHAHAHA!!)

Conjuring her deepest fears!
(COME HERE 당신 FUCKIN BITCH!!)

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Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times!
(female scream)...
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Rob Zombie
AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...
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Hate is all around.
If 당신 see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about 당신 all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH...
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#1: CUPCAKES:
We all saw this one coming a mile away, didn't we?

By this point, we all know about how the narrations of 컵케익 inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL 컵케익 did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW 영화 (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me 사랑 Pinkie 더 많이 instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both...
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I 사랑 this friggin song!



It ain't fading!
Maan I gotta let it out!
Am I crazy!?
Screaming, nothing ever comes out!
I keep feeling, lost!
I'll never find my way out!
I'm not thanking, them!
Unless the truth can pour out!


Give me some courage!
Beating me down now for some time!
Are 당신 laughing, am I funny?
I hate inside.
I HATE INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!


I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cuz I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and 스톨, 훔친 my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!


My heart's breaking!
Maan 당신 really ripped it out!
You take pleasure!
Watching as I...
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An Canadian brony, who's become farely 인기 over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, 또는 insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being 더 많이 relatable..

And...
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posted by Canada24
This song used directly for my first of the 2 컵케익 videos.. So here's the lyrics..

SlipKnot has very deep songs...

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She seems dressed, in all the rings.
Of past fatalities.
So fragile, yet so devious.
She continues to see it.
Climatic hands that press.
Her temples and my chest.
Enter the night that she came,home
(whispery) Foreverr!

Ohhhhhhh!!
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!

She is everything, and more.
The solemn hypnotic.
My Dahlia bathed in possession.
She is 집 to me.
I get nervous, perverse, when I...
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posted by Dreamtime
i 사랑 this song i got addicted to it after watching Connor video 컵케익 2

so i decide to write the lyrics here.
☆☆☆☆


I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation.
There's so much shit around me.
Such a lack of compassion.
I thought it would be fun and games (would be fun and games).
Instead it's all the same (it's all the same).
I want something to do.
Need to feel the sickness in you.

I feel the reason as it's leaving me, no, not again.
It's quite decieving as I'm feeling the flesh make me bad.

All I'll do is look for you.
I know your fix, 당신 need it to
Just to get some sort of attention,...
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Naming just ONE badass song for Korn is close to impossible.
Witch is why I'm only stickinfg to chorus's..
The song Blind would count but it's not chorus that's of that song that's badass, it's "before" it.

But anyway, here's the list..

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#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
What makes Korn stand out for me, is the strong (negative) emotions they are feeling while 노래 them. There songs are never happy, and this one is no acceptation.
Still though, I can never stop playing it back and back when the chorus appears.
"I'll take this time!
To let out what’s...
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But it's badass at the same time
video
posted by Canada24
#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..

#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..

#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him 또는 사랑 him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much 더 많이 "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
* Slappy:
Slappy is actually one of the easiest bosses of the game..
All I usually need is the 칼, 나이프 gloves, and jump kick move.
Wait at the begin, when he's skating around, if 당신 quick enough, drop kick him and cause him to fall over, and the strike him at least 2 또는 3 times and then back away because he will start getting back up, and keep your distance as he dose the whole spin thing with his fire.
After that he will usually be dizzy, giving 당신 anouther chance of hitting him.
And then containue with this pattern till he's dead..

* Brandon Whittaker:
Again, this guy is actually generally easy....
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Too be honest..
I never fully finished season 1..
I never had the attention span for it..

But I knew ENOUGH to realise, Vegeta, in my opinion, MAKES the first season. With his awesome voice, perfect use of sarcasm,and that type of shit.

In this season.
I still didn't finish ALL of it, but I watched most of it..
Enough to realise abridged Freeza is such a perfect example of "loveable douchebag".
He dose horrible horrible things, and then somehow makes this okay, 의해 giving over the 상단, 맨 위로 sarcasm and dark comedy.
So, yeah..
Freeza is awesome..

Plus.
There's also the fact, that watching the fitt 21 minutes...
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I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.

Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.

Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.

The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And 고쿠 being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive 당신 for killing his friends, simply cause 당신 (sarcastically) apologised.

But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..

Anyway..

That's all I got.

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Okay.. The first thing 당신 guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?

"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw 당신 in front of a bus without a 초 thought"..

Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.

Cause when 당신 really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.

Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him 더 많이 pain.

Anyway.
Not much 더 많이 to say.

But I'll leave it as something to think about..
REGGIE:
Reggie is a minor antagonist with a very brief role of the series.
He is the childhood bully of Saten and Derpy, though his methods seems 더 많이 immature then cruel. But either way he is accidentally killed 의해 Saten in an event that ironically caused Saten's cutie mark, despite not being his true talent.

SILVERNEEDLE:
Not much is known about him, despite that he is a hardcore stoner.

SATEN'S MOTHER:
She has no real appearance yet, but is mentioned to be a possible prostitute, and robbed Saten Twist of a proper childhood, due to her obsessive drinking, unfortunately Saten also grows up to...
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