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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Season 3 Premiere of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 21

The Return Of Red Rose

April 30, 1953

It was a nice 일 in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.

Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: 의해 연기 like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! 당신 have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, 당신 get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only 조랑말 that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. 당신 know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: 당신 read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes 더 많이 damage.

But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.

Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* 당신 sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are 당신 fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. 당신 never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does 연기 like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help 당신 look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. 당신 have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!

Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up 더 많이 along the way.

Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.

Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping 당신 would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else 당신 want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank 당신 for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.

Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.

Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another 조랑말 to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*

At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.

Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*

Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.

Coffee Creme: Great work 당신 fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. 당신 had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.

The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was 더 많이 dirty than hurt.

Back at Cheyenne

Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see 당신 again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a 조랑말 당신 haven't met named Stylo. 당신 have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused 의해 Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for 당신 at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*

At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.

Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* 저기요 Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't 당신 know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. 당신 never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* 당신 can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. 당신 really should apologize to Stylo after what 당신 said to him.
Gordon: How do 당신 know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*

After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.

Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how 당신 let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that 당신 got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, 당신 must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: 당신 got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*

As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.

Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. 당신 are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless 당신 want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry 당신 had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.

The End

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And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The 제목 is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
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(theme song plays)
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Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
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#2:
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#3:
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#4:
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#2:
“(To Governor) 당신 PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
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#4:
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Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding 당신 and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
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#6:
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Mine has 이미지 so your know the difference..




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