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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 16
On A Cold Night
December 1, 1952
It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading 집 in an 시간 after a long 일 of work.
Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: 또는 at least drive a train.
Hawkeye: We only have an 시간 left of work Coff.
Coffee Creme: Coff?
Hawkeye: Yeah, short for Coffee. I thought you'd like that.
Coffee Creme: Well it sounds like cough.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards station* 당신 coming?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Opens door for Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Merci *Enters station*
Meanwhile in the train yard
Orion: *Pushing freight cars*
Red Rose: You're going a little too fast.
Orion: Well I have to go fast, otherwise the heater doesn't work.
Red Rose: Forget about that heater, and slow down. *Sitting in chair 다음 to heater* Ah, how I 사랑 my job.
Orion: *Looks through window* 저기요 Red Rose. Where are you?
Red Rose: Oh *stands up* Right here.
Orion: Okay, stay there. We've got work to do.
Red Rose: Aye aye, captain asshole.
Back at the station
Gordon: *Shows up* Hey. What are 당신 two doing?
Hawkeye: Nothing, what are 당신 doing?
Gordon: You're standing. That's not doing nothing.
Hawkeye: 당신 didn't answer my question.
Gordon: I don't have to. 당신 lied to me.
Coffee Creme: If 당신 really want to know what we're doing, we are standing 의해 a heater.
Gordon: And 당신 gotta let me be there with you.
Hawkeye: Yeah, no. The heater is blowing a narrow section of warm air to us, and there's not enough room for you.
Gordon: Don't care *Pushes Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Whoa! *Falls on heater*
The heater then broke
Gordon: Great, look what you've done.
Coffee Creme: 당신 pushed me!
Gordon: 당신 fell.
Coffee Creme: Because 당신 pushed me.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only 조랑말 who does the right thing here.
Gordon, and Coffee Creme kept arguing about who was to blame for breaking the heater.
Gordon: 당신 broke it 당신 piece of hell! How am I supposed to stay warm while it's freezing?
Coffee Creme: Uh? 당신 could go excercize?
Gordon: NO!
Coffee Creme: Ok...
Hawkeye: Hey, I have an idea. Let's not argue, and head to the 부엌, 주방 to get some beans.
Gordon: No, I don't like beans. 당신 two go in, I'll stay here.
Hawkeye: Ok, but 당신 won't get warm over there. *Enters kitchen*
Coffee Creme: *Follows* Are we allowed here?
Hawkeye: Yeah, this place is closed, and we're workers on this line. Now let's find some beans.
Coffee Creme: I found a can *Takes can* Hmm.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Coffee Creme: 1943! These beans are from World War 2.
Hawkeye: That's also the 년 Percy started working for this railroad. I wonder how his dad is doing.
Meanwhile at Percy's dad's house
Dan: *On phone*
Operator: Hello?
Dan: Yes *Carrying toothpaste* I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel, like a piece of shit!
Back on the Union Pacific
Coffee Creme: Yeah, he's fine *Cooking beans*
Hawkeye: Man. *Yawns* I don't know why, but... I feel a little drowsy. *Falls asleep*
Coffee Creme: Pierce?! Oh no. *Runs off*
Meanwhile in the yards
Orion: *Slowly driving locomotive* I don't care anymore. I can't stay warm, I'm going back in the station *Jumps off engine*
Red Rose: Orion, what do 당신 think you're doing?
Orion: Going to stay warm. *Runs to station*
Percy: I'll go get Hawkeye. He can do the rest of his job. *Goes to station*
Orion: *Enters station* What? The heater is destroyed.
Gordon: Thanks to Coffee Creme.
Percy: Orion, 당신 gotta get back there.
Orion: No! I need to stay warm.
Percy: *Opens 부엌, 주방 door* Some beans are being cooked in there. Why don't 당신 stay warm 의해 standing near them?
Orion: That won't work, I'm going to the stallion's room. *Goes to bathroom*
Gordon: Me too *Follows Orion*
Percy: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping* Hawkeye. I don't appreciate this.
Hawkeye: *Slowly waking up* Hmm?
Percy: Orion is on a quest to stay warm, and we need someone to push the train cars while he's away.
Hawkeye: *Wakes up* Leave it to me.
Hawkeye, and Percy then left the station, and went to the train yard.
Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.
Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when 당신 go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?
Inside the station
Pete: *Walks in* Coffee Creme? What are 당신 doing?
Coffee Creme: Pete. Hawkeye passed out, and now he turned into a ghost!
Pete: Impossible. I just saw him working at the train yards, which is Orion's job. Where is he anyway?
Coffee Creme: I don't know. *Hears banging noise* Wait a 분 *Runs into kitchen*
Pete: *Follows* Oh my god! There are beans everywhere!
Coffee Creme: *eating beans from can* 1943. A good 년 for beans.
Pete: 당신 were cooking beans?!
Coffee Creme: Uh, yeah? Gordon pushed me into the heater here, and I had no other way to stay warm.
Pete: And where is Gordon?!
Inside the bathroom
Gordon: This is very warm. I'm so glad the both of us went in here.
Orion: Yes, I agree. *Hearing hoofsteps* We better get in the stalls. *Gets in stall*
Gordon: *Gets in stall*
Pete: *Arrives* Alright, come on out of those stalls!
Gordon & Orion: *Standing still*
Pete: *Knocking on stall door*
Gordon: *speaking with japanese accent* Herro? Reave me arone.
Pete: Is that 당신 Orion?
Gordon: No, I am Sakutaki Konnichiwa. Now reave me arone so that I can poop in peace.
Pete: *Breaks stall door open*
Gordon: *standing on toilet* *Still speaking with a japanese accent* This is not what it rooks rike.
Pete: Why didn't 당신 just tell me it was you?
Gordon: *Speaking normally* I thought I'd get in trouble.
Pete: 당신 thought correctly. 당신 shouldn't push anypony whatsoever. Orion is also in trouble. Where is he?
Gordon: In the stall 다음 to me.
Orion: 당신 dick! *Comes out of stall*
Pete: 당신 were supposed to be pushing those freight cars down the hump, but I saw Hawkeye doing that instead. Why are 당신 in the bathroom?
Orion: I was freezing, and I decided to come here.
Hawkeye: *Walks in* Amen to that.
Pete: Oh no 당신 don't *Pushes Hawkeye out of bathroom* Orion, I want 당신 to get back to work, whether you're freezing 또는 not.
Orion: *Sighs* yes sir. *walks away*
Suddenly, bells were ringing on the clock outside of the station. It was seven O' Clock. Time for the ponies to go home.
Orion: *Walking out of station*
Pete: Orion, 당신 got lucky this time. If 당신 do something like this again, you're fired!
Orion: Ok.
The End
On The 다음 Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye writes a letter
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2013
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 16
On A Cold Night
December 1, 1952
It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading 집 in an 시간 after a long 일 of work.
Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: 또는 at least drive a train.
Hawkeye: We only have an 시간 left of work Coff.
Coffee Creme: Coff?
Hawkeye: Yeah, short for Coffee. I thought you'd like that.
Coffee Creme: Well it sounds like cough.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards station* 당신 coming?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Opens door for Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Merci *Enters station*
Meanwhile in the train yard
Orion: *Pushing freight cars*
Red Rose: You're going a little too fast.
Orion: Well I have to go fast, otherwise the heater doesn't work.
Red Rose: Forget about that heater, and slow down. *Sitting in chair 다음 to heater* Ah, how I 사랑 my job.
Orion: *Looks through window* 저기요 Red Rose. Where are you?
Red Rose: Oh *stands up* Right here.
Orion: Okay, stay there. We've got work to do.
Red Rose: Aye aye, captain asshole.
Back at the station
Gordon: *Shows up* Hey. What are 당신 two doing?
Hawkeye: Nothing, what are 당신 doing?
Gordon: You're standing. That's not doing nothing.
Hawkeye: 당신 didn't answer my question.
Gordon: I don't have to. 당신 lied to me.
Coffee Creme: If 당신 really want to know what we're doing, we are standing 의해 a heater.
Gordon: And 당신 gotta let me be there with you.
Hawkeye: Yeah, no. The heater is blowing a narrow section of warm air to us, and there's not enough room for you.
Gordon: Don't care *Pushes Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Whoa! *Falls on heater*
The heater then broke
Gordon: Great, look what you've done.
Coffee Creme: 당신 pushed me!
Gordon: 당신 fell.
Coffee Creme: Because 당신 pushed me.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only 조랑말 who does the right thing here.
Gordon, and Coffee Creme kept arguing about who was to blame for breaking the heater.
Gordon: 당신 broke it 당신 piece of hell! How am I supposed to stay warm while it's freezing?
Coffee Creme: Uh? 당신 could go excercize?
Gordon: NO!
Coffee Creme: Ok...
Hawkeye: Hey, I have an idea. Let's not argue, and head to the 부엌, 주방 to get some beans.
Gordon: No, I don't like beans. 당신 two go in, I'll stay here.
Hawkeye: Ok, but 당신 won't get warm over there. *Enters kitchen*
Coffee Creme: *Follows* Are we allowed here?
Hawkeye: Yeah, this place is closed, and we're workers on this line. Now let's find some beans.
Coffee Creme: I found a can *Takes can* Hmm.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Coffee Creme: 1943! These beans are from World War 2.
Hawkeye: That's also the 년 Percy started working for this railroad. I wonder how his dad is doing.
Meanwhile at Percy's dad's house
Dan: *On phone*
Operator: Hello?
Dan: Yes *Carrying toothpaste* I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel, like a piece of shit!
Back on the Union Pacific
Coffee Creme: Yeah, he's fine *Cooking beans*
Hawkeye: Man. *Yawns* I don't know why, but... I feel a little drowsy. *Falls asleep*
Coffee Creme: Pierce?! Oh no. *Runs off*
Meanwhile in the yards
Orion: *Slowly driving locomotive* I don't care anymore. I can't stay warm, I'm going back in the station *Jumps off engine*
Red Rose: Orion, what do 당신 think you're doing?
Orion: Going to stay warm. *Runs to station*
Percy: I'll go get Hawkeye. He can do the rest of his job. *Goes to station*
Orion: *Enters station* What? The heater is destroyed.
Gordon: Thanks to Coffee Creme.
Percy: Orion, 당신 gotta get back there.
Orion: No! I need to stay warm.
Percy: *Opens 부엌, 주방 door* Some beans are being cooked in there. Why don't 당신 stay warm 의해 standing near them?
Orion: That won't work, I'm going to the stallion's room. *Goes to bathroom*
Gordon: Me too *Follows Orion*
Percy: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping* Hawkeye. I don't appreciate this.
Hawkeye: *Slowly waking up* Hmm?
Percy: Orion is on a quest to stay warm, and we need someone to push the train cars while he's away.
Hawkeye: *Wakes up* Leave it to me.
Hawkeye, and Percy then left the station, and went to the train yard.
Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.
Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when 당신 go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?
Inside the station
Pete: *Walks in* Coffee Creme? What are 당신 doing?
Coffee Creme: Pete. Hawkeye passed out, and now he turned into a ghost!
Pete: Impossible. I just saw him working at the train yards, which is Orion's job. Where is he anyway?
Coffee Creme: I don't know. *Hears banging noise* Wait a 분 *Runs into kitchen*
Pete: *Follows* Oh my god! There are beans everywhere!
Coffee Creme: *eating beans from can* 1943. A good 년 for beans.
Pete: 당신 were cooking beans?!
Coffee Creme: Uh, yeah? Gordon pushed me into the heater here, and I had no other way to stay warm.
Pete: And where is Gordon?!
Inside the bathroom
Gordon: This is very warm. I'm so glad the both of us went in here.
Orion: Yes, I agree. *Hearing hoofsteps* We better get in the stalls. *Gets in stall*
Gordon: *Gets in stall*
Pete: *Arrives* Alright, come on out of those stalls!
Gordon & Orion: *Standing still*
Pete: *Knocking on stall door*
Gordon: *speaking with japanese accent* Herro? Reave me arone.
Pete: Is that 당신 Orion?
Gordon: No, I am Sakutaki Konnichiwa. Now reave me arone so that I can poop in peace.
Pete: *Breaks stall door open*
Gordon: *standing on toilet* *Still speaking with a japanese accent* This is not what it rooks rike.
Pete: Why didn't 당신 just tell me it was you?
Gordon: *Speaking normally* I thought I'd get in trouble.
Pete: 당신 thought correctly. 당신 shouldn't push anypony whatsoever. Orion is also in trouble. Where is he?
Gordon: In the stall 다음 to me.
Orion: 당신 dick! *Comes out of stall*
Pete: 당신 were supposed to be pushing those freight cars down the hump, but I saw Hawkeye doing that instead. Why are 당신 in the bathroom?
Orion: I was freezing, and I decided to come here.
Hawkeye: *Walks in* Amen to that.
Pete: Oh no 당신 don't *Pushes Hawkeye out of bathroom* Orion, I want 당신 to get back to work, whether you're freezing 또는 not.
Orion: *Sighs* yes sir. *walks away*
Suddenly, bells were ringing on the clock outside of the station. It was seven O' Clock. Time for the ponies to go home.
Orion: *Walking out of station*
Pete: Orion, 당신 got lucky this time. If 당신 do something like this again, you're fired!
Orion: Ok.
The End
On The 다음 Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye writes a letter
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2013
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn 별, 스타 who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if 당신 can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn 별, 스타 who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if 당신 can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
Anyone have that game where 당신 사랑 it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 당신 can't go on 랜덤 거리 rampages.
But I actually 사랑 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
당신 get less tired of them, cause 당신 never know when the 다음 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 의해 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 당신 can't go on 랜덤 거리 rampages.
But I actually 사랑 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
당신 get less tired of them, cause 당신 never know when the 다음 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 의해 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..