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Seanthehedgehog presents
The Season 1 Finale of...
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 10
Back From The Future
Stop the song
June 8, 1951
The sun was setting, and the wind was blowing cool air around the station at Cheyenne. Everypony was getting toward the end of their shift.
Gordon: *putting oil into engine*
Pete: Gordon, come here.
Gordon: (FUCK!! What did I do wrong this time?) *walks to Pete* Yes?
Pete: I noticed the work you've been doing.
Gordon: *sweats* Yes?
Pete: And I must say....
Gordon: Yes??
Pete: That you've done a very great job. As a reward, 당신 get two days off.
Gordon: Oh thank 당신 sir!
Pete: You're very welcome. Now go home.
Gordon: *leaves*
When Gordon got home, he was looking at a book while eating pizza.
Gordon: *reading book* After getting rid of your hunger, the spell should work. *finishes slice of pizza* Ok, let's do this. *stands up*
Soon, some light came from his horn, and after a quick flash, everything changed
Gordon: Alright. *checks money* I got everything, good.
Mare: What are 당신 doing in my house?
Gordon: Oh this is my house. 당신 see, I'm a unicorn, and I used a time traveling spell.
Mare: Where did 당신 come from?
Gordon: 1951.
Gordon left the mare's house, and examined the streets of Cheyenne.
Gordon: 2013 doesn't look different, except for the fact that every car is ugly.
Teenage pony: *passes 의해 in Cobra*
Gordon: Ugly, and loud. *walking*
Colt: Hey, look over there *points at Gordon*
Gordon: What does he want?
Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do 당신 have?
망아지, 콜트 friends: *laugh*
Gordon: Hey, how many mares did 당신 fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away*
Colts: *cry*
Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters*
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Good morning. Can I help 당신 with something?
Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks at cellphones* What are all these?
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Cell phones. Would 당신 like one?
Gordon: Yes. *checks money* I have $200. What can 당신 give me?
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Well, we got some smartphones over there.
Gordon: I'd like one of those please.
책상, 데스크 Clerk: *grabs smartphone* This is our latest, and greatest model. It costs $100.
Gordon: Here *pays for smartphone*
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Thank you, *gives Gordon charger* You'll need this for when your battery dies.
Gordon: Ok, thanks. *takes charger*
After leaving the Verizon phone 샵
Gordon: *looks at homepage* What? *activates 구글 chrome* Sweet. This is awesome. Now, if only I could find how to get to the greatest country in Earth. *searches Germany*
Teenage colts: *look over screen* 당신 plan on going to Germany?
Gordon: Yeah.
Teenage Colts: It sucks. The only good place to go that isn't in Equestria is Mexico.
Gordon: And what? Have some commies from Cuba murder you?
Teenage Colts: Dude, communism is only in Russia. Look it up.
Gordon: That's what I was doing douchebag. *walks away*
Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.
Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*
After three 분 of running
Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right 의해 the road. *walks to fence* Really? Why did they put these up?
Security Guard: HEY!! What are 당신 doing 의해 that fence?
Gordon: Watching the trains?
Security Guard: Ok. You're not allowed to pass this fence at anytime.
Gordon: Alright. May I ask why this fence was put up?
Security Guard: To prevent intruders from sneaking in, and vandalising those freight cars.
Gordon: *spots graffiti* 당신 mean that purple, and green stuff on the box car? What railroad is it for anyway?
Security Guard: Norfoalk Southern.
Gordon: Norfoalk Southern? Don't 당신 mean Norfoalk & Western?
Security Guard: Nope. The Norfoalk & Western merged with another railroad in 1982.
Gordon: (That's 31 years from where I am now.) Wow. Yeah... I'm not much of an expert on railroading like you. *walks away*
After that, Gordon was thinking on how to get inside
Gordon: *stops* What the fuck am I thinking?! I've got teleportation spells! *teleports into train yard* Now, to see what this yard looks like.
Working ponies: *remove door from diesel*
Boss: Excellent. Now just put a new 코트 of paint on there, and our Heritage units will be as good as new.
Gordon: Heritage units? *walks to diesel* This thing is a wreck. WHAT THE FUCK DID 당신 DO?!!?
Workers: *walk out* That engine is used for spare parts on our diesels.
Gordon: WHAT?! Can't 당신 buy 더 많이 parts?! Ok, this 년 is fucked up, except for the creation of the smartphone, that's cool.
Black worker: Dude, what's up with this nigga?
Gordon: (Nigga? Sounds cool, I gotta try that.) Bye *time travels*
June 10, 1951
Pete: Ah, Gordon you're back. Just in time too. You'll have a freight to take to Pocatello Idaho in 20 minutes.
Gordon: Thank 당신 sir. *walks to bench*
Bartholomew: *waiting on platforrn*
Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do 당신 know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps 당신 should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have 당신 로스트 your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
Hawkeye: *brings passenger train to station*
Bartholomew: Well, my train is here. I must leave 당신 in your shock of amazement. *enters passenger train*
Percy: *sees Gordon* Uhm, what's that? *points at smartphone*
Gordon: A failed attempt to travel *falls asleep*
The End
The Season 2 premiere of Ponies On The Rails will arrive.
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Season 1 Finale of...
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 10
Back From The Future
Stop the song
June 8, 1951
The sun was setting, and the wind was blowing cool air around the station at Cheyenne. Everypony was getting toward the end of their shift.
Gordon: *putting oil into engine*
Pete: Gordon, come here.
Gordon: (FUCK!! What did I do wrong this time?) *walks to Pete* Yes?
Pete: I noticed the work you've been doing.
Gordon: *sweats* Yes?
Pete: And I must say....
Gordon: Yes??
Pete: That you've done a very great job. As a reward, 당신 get two days off.
Gordon: Oh thank 당신 sir!
Pete: You're very welcome. Now go home.
Gordon: *leaves*
When Gordon got home, he was looking at a book while eating pizza.
Gordon: *reading book* After getting rid of your hunger, the spell should work. *finishes slice of pizza* Ok, let's do this. *stands up*
Soon, some light came from his horn, and after a quick flash, everything changed
Gordon: Alright. *checks money* I got everything, good.
Mare: What are 당신 doing in my house?
Gordon: Oh this is my house. 당신 see, I'm a unicorn, and I used a time traveling spell.
Mare: Where did 당신 come from?
Gordon: 1951.
Gordon left the mare's house, and examined the streets of Cheyenne.
Gordon: 2013 doesn't look different, except for the fact that every car is ugly.
Teenage pony: *passes 의해 in Cobra*
Gordon: Ugly, and loud. *walking*
Colt: Hey, look over there *points at Gordon*
Gordon: What does he want?
Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do 당신 have?
망아지, 콜트 friends: *laugh*
Gordon: Hey, how many mares did 당신 fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away*
Colts: *cry*
Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters*
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Good morning. Can I help 당신 with something?
Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks at cellphones* What are all these?
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Cell phones. Would 당신 like one?
Gordon: Yes. *checks money* I have $200. What can 당신 give me?
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Well, we got some smartphones over there.
Gordon: I'd like one of those please.
책상, 데스크 Clerk: *grabs smartphone* This is our latest, and greatest model. It costs $100.
Gordon: Here *pays for smartphone*
책상, 데스크 Clerk: Thank you, *gives Gordon charger* You'll need this for when your battery dies.
Gordon: Ok, thanks. *takes charger*
After leaving the Verizon phone 샵
Gordon: *looks at homepage* What? *activates 구글 chrome* Sweet. This is awesome. Now, if only I could find how to get to the greatest country in Earth. *searches Germany*
Teenage colts: *look over screen* 당신 plan on going to Germany?
Gordon: Yeah.
Teenage Colts: It sucks. The only good place to go that isn't in Equestria is Mexico.
Gordon: And what? Have some commies from Cuba murder you?
Teenage Colts: Dude, communism is only in Russia. Look it up.
Gordon: That's what I was doing douchebag. *walks away*
Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.
Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*
After three 분 of running
Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right 의해 the road. *walks to fence* Really? Why did they put these up?
Security Guard: HEY!! What are 당신 doing 의해 that fence?
Gordon: Watching the trains?
Security Guard: Ok. You're not allowed to pass this fence at anytime.
Gordon: Alright. May I ask why this fence was put up?
Security Guard: To prevent intruders from sneaking in, and vandalising those freight cars.
Gordon: *spots graffiti* 당신 mean that purple, and green stuff on the box car? What railroad is it for anyway?
Security Guard: Norfoalk Southern.
Gordon: Norfoalk Southern? Don't 당신 mean Norfoalk & Western?
Security Guard: Nope. The Norfoalk & Western merged with another railroad in 1982.
Gordon: (That's 31 years from where I am now.) Wow. Yeah... I'm not much of an expert on railroading like you. *walks away*
After that, Gordon was thinking on how to get inside
Gordon: *stops* What the fuck am I thinking?! I've got teleportation spells! *teleports into train yard* Now, to see what this yard looks like.
Working ponies: *remove door from diesel*
Boss: Excellent. Now just put a new 코트 of paint on there, and our Heritage units will be as good as new.
Gordon: Heritage units? *walks to diesel* This thing is a wreck. WHAT THE FUCK DID 당신 DO?!!?
Workers: *walk out* That engine is used for spare parts on our diesels.
Gordon: WHAT?! Can't 당신 buy 더 많이 parts?! Ok, this 년 is fucked up, except for the creation of the smartphone, that's cool.
Black worker: Dude, what's up with this nigga?
Gordon: (Nigga? Sounds cool, I gotta try that.) Bye *time travels*
June 10, 1951
Pete: Ah, Gordon you're back. Just in time too. You'll have a freight to take to Pocatello Idaho in 20 minutes.
Gordon: Thank 당신 sir. *walks to bench*
Bartholomew: *waiting on platforrn*
Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do 당신 know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps 당신 should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have 당신 로스트 your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
Hawkeye: *brings passenger train to station*
Bartholomew: Well, my train is here. I must leave 당신 in your shock of amazement. *enters passenger train*
Percy: *sees Gordon* Uhm, what's that? *points at smartphone*
Gordon: A failed attempt to travel *falls asleep*
The End
The Season 2 premiere of Ponies On The Rails will arrive.
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn 별, 스타 who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if 당신 can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn 별, 스타 who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if 당신 can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
Anyone have that game where 당신 사랑 it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 당신 can't go on 랜덤 거리 rampages.
But I actually 사랑 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
당신 get less tired of them, cause 당신 never know when the 다음 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 의해 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. 당신 can't go on 랜덤 거리 rampages.
But I actually 사랑 this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
당신 get less tired of them, cause 당신 never know when the 다음 one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the show LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person 의해 protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..