Canada24's club.. Article: 상단, 맨 위로 ten SO BAD IT'S GOOD 영화 I saw

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#1: SCARY MOVIE ONE:
Too be honest, the only enjoyable thing about this movie is GHOSTFACE being a smart ass.. And that alone is enough to make this list..

#2: MEN WHO STARE AT GHOSTS:
There actually is a REALLY hilarious scene.
A bunch of marines are scouting the area, a motorcycle drives by, making that sound that kind sounds like a bullet, so mistake this for an attack they open fire, killing each other (cause they got guns)..

#3: SCOOBY DOO - MONSTERS UNLEASHED:
I don't care what others say. Matthew Lillard is HILARIOUS!

#4: GROWNS UP 2:
The 일 finally came.. The guy from Twilight DID make me laugh, well, 더 많이 like chuckling than laughing. Plus the fact Jimmy Tatro only had TWO lines in this movie, and in his channel he pretended to have became this arrogant douchebag, reminding everyone that "I do 영화 now"...

#5: THE HAPPENING:
Mark Wahlberg, what are 당신 doing here!?
Your BETTER than this, what are 당신 doing!?
:(

#6: JASON X:
This movie was hilarious..

#7: JAWS 3:
They didn't even bother having 상어 swim.
It FLOATED towards them!

#8: JAWS 4:
I do give the movie credit for ONE thing.
It's been a LONG time sense I been on one of those 바나나 things.
A lion fucking ROARING, well, that pretty much sums up the REST of the movie.
상어 jumped itself, great job! :)

#9: CHUCKY:
I never really got scared of Chuck to be honest, and this movie was actually just plain hilarious..

#10: JAWS 2:
Well.. I just hate every Jaws but the orginal.
But, at least Snyder had that BADASS ending..

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Canada24 reviews KRAMPUS

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So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...

Cinema Snob - Freddy's revenge

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Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane Jones... EPISODE 2: Part 2

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Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly 당신 never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie 당신 are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...

2 deaths that I was wrong about. They AREN'T disappointing

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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 모기 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before 당신 even can react..

#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..

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상단, 맨 위로 ten WILL FARREL 인용구

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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

#2:
당신 better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna 펀치 당신 square in the face.

#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.

#4:
If 당신 don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!

#5:
당신 don't understand. 당신 don't understand because 당신 don't understand liberty. 당신 don't understand freedom. So 당신 put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! 당신 hear me?

#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!

#7:
당신 tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him 집 의해 tonight. Okay, sweetie.

#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!

#9:
If 당신 have a small child, use it as a shield!

#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!

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Antagonists I have trouble HATING

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DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..

THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...

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상단, 맨 위로 5 scariest demons

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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted 의해 most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed 의해 Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....

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상단, 맨 위로 20 Trevor Phillips 인용구

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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting 랜덤 citizen) 당신 look like 당신 struggle with simple tasks.

#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, 의해 the way, that's entirely your fault.

#3:
Trevor Philips: 당신 make me want a lobotomy!

#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: 당신 should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate 당신 under the influence if you're not careful.

#5:...

My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction

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Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...

My Little Pornstar Episode 3

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. 사과 브랜디 was at Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...

My 상단, 맨 위로 ten favourite 인용구 Nostalgia Critic (real name Doug Walker)

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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so 당신 don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a 표, 테이블 to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...

THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES; Full first season.. [orginally 게시됨 the episodes in 2015]

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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a 랜덤 magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract 당신 as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) 당신 just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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Like Nostalgia Critic I have 영화 I like, that most others DON'T

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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had 더 많이 screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...

I made character profiles for my GTA stories..

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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared 의해 Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...

Rob Dyrdek on Smosh.. (I 사랑 this guy so much)

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Canada24's 상단, 맨 위로 ten 할로윈 movies:

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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with 당신 instead of killing 당신 straight away.
And...

Expirments of Twilight Sparkle

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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle

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I found an old BEST JONTRON 인용구 from me.. So reposting it :)

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#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: 당신 know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS 사랑 YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN 당신 DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...

On The Block Episode 26

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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...

Canada24 reviews 뱀파이어 KISS:

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So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

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Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded 의해 a...