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상단, 맨 위로 20 Michael Townley/De Santa 인용구

posted by Canada24

#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"

#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"

#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"

#4:
"nothing.. I was just 로스트 in an old 80's movie montage"

#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't 당신 make sure this one of them"

#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? 예수님 fucking Christ.

#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his 나귀, 엉덩이 all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

#8:
"I did it again! I'm in hell. I'M! IN! HELL! Maybe hell is good. I belong in hell. I! BELONG! IN, HELL! Maybe I don't belong in hell. HELL IS BAD! I don't belong in hell! I don't belong anywhere. I'm nothing"

#9:
Trevor Philips: I'm honest, alright? You're the hypocrite.
Michael De Santa: Oh, yeah, you're a fucking hero. So far above it all.
Trevor Philips: Oh, yeah? Well I'm not above ripping open your fucking chest to see what's replaced your heart!
Michael De Santa: Rip it open, see what's there, baby, 'cause I'm ready!

#10:
"Yeah, that's true. It is always one of them. I'm a fat old fuck with a horrible family and even worse friends. I told you, Franklin, I ain't a good role model. Period".

#11:
Fabian Larouche: Namaste.
Michael De Santa: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

#12:
"You should see a doctor for that personality of yours"

#13:
Jimmy De Santa: Like, the other day, he 게시됨 a picture of his newborn, and I'm all like, "damn, son, that's one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby. My balls is prettier than that baby," and I sent him a picture of my balls. Then I said, "I've seen roadkiller prettier than that baby. The hell is wrong with your baby?" and he's all like, "there's a problem with its chromosomes and it's actually a miracle it survived birth," and I'm all like, "it's actually a miracle I survived looking at a picture of its ugly..."
Michael De Santa: ENOUGH! Okay? E-fucking-nough!

#14:
My wife got screwed 의해 a yogi. And now I'm getting screwed 의해 a yogi? Fuck! that! I'm a producer! Nobody fucks with my film!

#15:
"Back from the dead mother fucker!"

#16:
"When I say 당신 suck. I mean 당신 really suck"

!7:
Michael De Santa: Fuck you.
Trevor Philips: 당신 know, I'm beginning to think that's exactly what 당신 wanna do.
Michael De Santa: [mutters] I just said the same fucking thing to my wife.

#18:
"Okay... There are four of us in this van.. We're about to become accomplishes, in a major crime.. I need to know I can depend on 당신 all of you,.. With my life... In order to establish that type of relationship in the short time we got.. How about about a background check?... Me first... I'm Michael.. I've done this type of thing before.. 더 많이 than a couple times.. Enough to spend a long time NOT doing it.. Easy to say. I know a lot of people.. Anyone blabs.. About you, 또는 anyone else... Their be dealt with"

#19:
"We're making a new deal. 당신 leave my people alone. I don't toss 당신 off this roof"

#20:
"Ohh, I'm about to feel some emotions alright"

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Dreamtime #4 pfftt ~ #15 oooohhh ~ #19 xD

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Best 에미넴 Instrumental's

posted by Canada24

#1: WHITE AMERICA:

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#2: GO TO SLEEP:

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#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:

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#4: RAP GOD:

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#5: DEMON INSIDE:

link

#6: WITHOUT ME:

link

#7: ROLE MODEL:

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#8: THE WAY I AM:

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#9: KIM:

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#10:

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Sorry if the 링그 fail.
If so,you can still find it 의해 the "names"

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Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife

posted by Canada24

Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving 당신 a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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Iron Maiden -The Number of the Beast ⊱(Lyrics)⊰

posted by Dreamtime

Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
Because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

I left alone, my mind was blank.

I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind.

What did I see?
....

Can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy.

Just what I saw in my old dreams

Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?

✪ ✪ ✪ ✪ ✪

'Cause in my dreams it's always there

The evil face that...

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SlipKnot Lyrics

posted by Canada24

(WHISPERING):
I push my fingers into my, eyyyes.
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the acche
But it's made of all, the things I have to~
(LOUDER):
Taaake!
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way insiiide!
If the pain goes on!

AAAAAAHHHH!!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed, I've waited last, my time's elapsed.
Now, all I do is live with so much fate.
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that.
I've left behind this little fact, 당신 cannot kill what 당신 did not create.
I've gotta say what I've gotta say, and then I swear I'll go away, but I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise.
I guess I'll save...

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Korn - Right now (very dark lyrics, but awesome song)

posted by Canada24

I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...

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상단, 맨 위로 8 GREATEST Fanfictions I ever read

posted by Canada24

#1: CUPCAKES:
We all saw this one coming a mile away, didn't we?

By this point, we all know about how the narrations of 컵케익 inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL 컵케익 did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW 영화 (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me 사랑 Pinkie 더 많이 instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both...

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The lyrics for.. POETS OF THE FALL - THE HAPPY SONG.. (it's very repeative, but in a good way).

posted by Canada24

(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told 당신 I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told 당신 I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told 당신 I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 당신 I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 당신 I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 당신 I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD 당신 I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...

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상단, 맨 위로 4 유튜브 Anti 히어로즈

posted by Canada24

#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies 또는 people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

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(KORN LYRICS - Make Me Bad)

posted by Dreamtime

i 사랑 this song i got addicted to it after watching Connor video 컵케익 2

so i decide to write the lyrics here.
☆☆☆☆

I am watching the rise and fall of my salvation.
There's so much shit around me.
Such a lack of compassion.
I thought it would be fun and games (would be fun and games).
Instead it's all the same (it's all the same).
I want something to do.
Need to feel the sickness in you.

I feel the reason as it's leaving me, no, not again.
It's quite decieving as I'm feeling the flesh make me bad.

All I'll do is look for you.
I know your fix, 당신 need it to
Just to get some sort of attention,...

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상단, 맨 위로 5 scariest serial killers

posted by Canada24

There's most certainly way 더 많이 but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

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상단, 맨 위로 6 only screamo song I like..

posted by Canada24

#6: 양고기 OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If 당신 lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the 초 versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and 초 versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten horror 영화 that actually effect me

posted by Canada24

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered 의해 their on youngest child, who became possessed 의해 Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have 당신 see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once 당신 see his face in the 'movie', 당신 never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once 당신 see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

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I hate Frank West.. So here's a idiot verison of him, during my 가장 좋아하는 OFF THE RECORD villain..

posted by Canada24

Frank enters the bathroom.,
Brandon: The movement is growing.. Soon, where all be part of the change.
Frank: (takes an unnecessary picture of Brandon).
Brandon: (angry) DID 당신 JUST TAKE MY PICTURE!?
Frank: Yes I did Dude.
Brandon: Why would 당신 do that!?
Frank: I was bored.. Anyway, 당신 should come with me to the 안전한, 안전 house where it's safe.
Brandon: (sarcastically) Really!? The 안전한, 안전 house is SAFE!? I totally didnt gather that something with the word 안전한, 안전 house, would be SAFE!?
Frank: Yes. Excatly. It's not 안전한, 안전 out here, there's a bunch of zombies.. Along with an crazy psychopath, called Brandon...

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Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

posted by Canada24

WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the 상단, 맨 위로 of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And 당신 gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) 의해 the way. I'm gonna start a 랜덤 relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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My thoughts on Hellsing, episode one..

posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All 당신 have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a 가장 좋아하는 character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

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Newest Korn Song I can't stop listening too

posted by Canada24

당신 and me!
We have no faces!
Soon our lives, will be erased!
Do 당신 think, they will remember!?
Or will we just be replaced!?
Oh, I wish that I could see!
How I wish that I could fly!
Far from things that hang above me!
To a place where I can cry!

SO WHY CAN'T IT BE!?

NO ONE HEARS ME CALL!

ECHO'S BACK AT ME!

NO ONE'S THERE!

To all these nameless feelings, I can't deal within my life!
To all these greedy people, trying to feed on what is mine!
You've got to fill your hunger, and stop fucking with my mind!
I know it's time!
To leave these places far behind!

You and me!
We have no faces!
They don't see us anymore!...

Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time.. For Now

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do 당신 want?...

상단, 맨 위로 Ten most hated Video Game Characters:

posted by Canada24

#10: ROY EARLE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game. He is also a opportunist. He 스톨, 훔친 a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20.

Between his uncaring snarky behavior,, lack of punishment, and his betrayal of Cole.. Nobody can find anything good to say except "he's kinda funny"

#9: DIMITRI:
The main villain of GTA 4. And at the 상단, 맨 위로 of everybody's hate list..

#8: NAVI:
That annoying little fairy from...

5 Pixar/Disney villains that weren't REALLY villains.. (Warning, childhood might be ruined)

posted by Canada24

#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. 당신 can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten good AND bad new episodes of Family guy episodes

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time 당신 wanted to 펀치 Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I 사랑 that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...