What do 당신 think the golden swords back-story is?

it was too long to post in Answers... here's the link to my answer.

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PREPARE FOR THE MOST RIDICULOUS BACKSTORY EVER!

Mr. Fumplinihnhoutigywenmyib was a 메리다와 마법의 숲 warrior with an obsession with tacos. His fighting skill was helped 의해 his talking golden sword named albreta. Alberta liked cheese. And cake. And muffins. And soap operas!
Life was good.
But then some shady 이모 dude with a 무지개, 레인 보우 filled past ate Alberta's ability to speak with a ham sandwich. Alberta was pretty pissed so he raged on chat-boards all 일 long until moonrise. Moonrise had a mouth and told Alberta to kill one direction but Alberta refused as he only hated justin beiber, and wouldn't even kill him! So Alberta and Mr. Whats his face rode off into the sun eating tacos and nyan cats!