In Bowser's Castle:
"Sir," one of the Hammer Bro soldiers said, "our resources have gathered that King Boo, who bears the key, is gone."
"Gone?! Dafuq, what do 당신 mean, 'gone'?" Bowser roared in rage. He didn't like what he'd just heard.
The Hammer Bro soldier tripped back a few steps. "Uh, what I meant to say was...Your Highness, according to our Parakoopa troops, they have given us intelligence that King Boo is no longer where he is."
"Well, where is he?"
"He's not around...It's as if...he's really gone, like he's dead?"
"Who could've done that?!"
"I don't know for sure, Your Highness..."
"Dumb...
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