Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it 당신 would never be able to find it unless 당신 went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with 당신 over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...

Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of 버섯 drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent 터틀, 거북 people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end 의해 the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...

(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the 코멘트 section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope 당신 enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the 년 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even 더 많이 powerful than...

Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if 당신 don’t do something about it, I’ll force 당신 to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like 당신 can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...

"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about 사과, 애플 pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. 당신 and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as 당신 don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...

Have 당신 ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who said that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The 다음 day, John was...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...

~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found 의해 Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....

~Story~

In the 년 1927, there is a small island town in New York named 여우 Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run 의해 a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran 의해 one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across 여우 Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....

It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic 아니메 the other 일 and it finally came to my head. A 질문 that haunts almost EVERY single 아니메 and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many 아니메 in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES 당신 COULD GO TO WOULD 당신 PICK A CLASSROOM TO SHOW YOUR 아니메 IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES 당신 COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...

Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another 일 in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I said to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, 또는 insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...

Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those 영화 that is hated, weather 의해 fans, critics, 또는 the world in general, but 당신 just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: 터미네이터 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, 팬 were hyped for the 다음 one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They said that it wasn’t...

Now, every Zelda game has one 또는 two characters that 당신 can interact with. However, there are those characters that 당신 just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If 당신 like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list



#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the list because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when 당신 pick up a rupee 또는 are fighting enemies, she will always come and give 당신 조언 that 당신 already...

Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very 초 they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list



#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a 팬 of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a 팬 of Harry Potter… the 책 anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great 책 that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, 당신 wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the author states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Now, a while back, I made a list about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN 더 많이 disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the 더 많이 disturbing things in the media, 의해 what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when 당신 think of Pokemon, 당신 think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered 의해 a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...

Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes 당신 test your abilities, giving 당신 a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, 또는 is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.



#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...

Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes 당신 wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, 당신 will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack 의해 a Porygon,...

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad 당신 see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut 당신 the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the 다음 island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but 당신 have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes 의해 train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are 당신 doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get 당신 out of here before...