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1. dress as 팅커벨 and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice 담홍색, 핑크 is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. 또는 drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that 당신 are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her 가장 좋아하는 daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a 비, 빗자루
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw 당신 he thought that 당신 were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
1. 당신 wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch 당신 sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all 개 for that matter.
3. He looks at 당신 like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells 당신 how nice 당신 smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a 봉고차, 반 from almost crushing 당신 to death with his 곰 hands.
7. He can bounce 과일 from his feet like a 축구 ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls 당신 거미 monkey and runs around with 당신 on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all 개 for that matter.
3. He looks at 당신 like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells 당신 how nice 당신 smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a 봉고차, 반 from almost crushing 당신 to death with his 곰 hands.
7. He can bounce 과일 from his feet like a 축구 ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls 당신 거미 monkey and runs around with 당신 on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
