Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as 뱀파이어 are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and 당신 사랑 him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. 당신 see Robert is instructing 당신 and you’re loving every 분 of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite 당신 over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds 더 많이 like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). 당신 can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. 당신 sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told 당신 that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
당신 can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as 뱀파이어 are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and 당신 사랑 him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. 당신 see Robert is instructing 당신 and you’re loving every 분 of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite 당신 over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds 더 많이 like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). 당신 can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. 당신 sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told 당신 that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
당신 can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. 당신 don't like your crush now because he doesn't have golden eyes.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so 당신 can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute 늑대인간 are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if 당신 change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, 당신 always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to 사랑 sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so 당신 can be as clumsy as bella.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so 당신 can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute 늑대인간 are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if 당신 change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, 당신 always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to 사랑 sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so 당신 can be as clumsy as bella.