7x14 Masquerade

Do you not have to put up a new quote once you've guessed what the previous one was??

Yes you do :) Forgot to put that in the rules LOL.

sorry.. I'm putting now my quote...



Tony: It was inevitable.
Ziva: Nothing is inevitable.

Judgement Day 5x18

Ziva- "I look like a dork."
Tony- "Yeah, that's the idea."

4x03 Singled Out

Tony - "She followed me in there!"
Ziva - "Because you wouldn't talk to me!"

5x02 Family

Ziva: "I'm driving."
Tony: "I'm dead"

5x09 Lost and Found

Ziva - "What are you doing?"
Tony - "Trying to picture you pregnant."

Under Covers 3x08


Tony: "It's not just me that I'm worried about hurting, Ziva."
Ziva: "That's because you're a good person."

3x08 "Undercovers" =]

Tony: "My mother got their sea castle confused with her Mint Julip."
Ziva: "You mother drank your monkies?"

Ewa's - In the Dark 4x22
Jenna's - 3x20 - Untouchable

Ziva: Keep what in his pants?
Tony: You're kidding right?
Ziva: Dancing?
Tony: Yeah. Dancing.

'switch' 3x5

ziva;'Why are you following me'
tony;'I don't frikin' know'

Sandblast 4x07


Tony: What?
Ziva: You seem, um…different.
Tony: Taller? Hotter?
Ziva: Older.
Tony: Well, it’s been over four months.

6x2 Agent Afloat

Ziva; But that does not matter. Just like it does not matter how it turned out for michael
Tony; Then what does?

Reunion 7x02

Tony: Ziva?
Ziva: Yes?
Tony: First of all, don't ever do that again. And second, what are you doing?
Ziva: I'm observing you Tony.
Tony: Any way you can do that in a less disturbing manner?

Silver War 3x07

Ziva: I know there was something there.
Tony: Like my freckle?

Chimera 5x06


Ziva: The man is spick and Spam.
Tony: The saying is 'spick and span'. Spam is lunch meat.
Ziva: Oh. What exactly is 'span' then?
Tony: Span is.....I'll get back to you on that.

Honor Code 3x07

Tony: Thanks for holding that.
Ziva: You're welcome, Tony.

No-one know the answer? I'll do a new quote :) The answer is Legend and it's said when Ziva holds the elevator for Tony :)

Tony: If you want, Ziva, I can check you for spots.
Ziva: No, thanks.
Tony: I'm sure you've got hot spots and warm spots...

Chimera 5x06

Tony: I'm tired of pretending.
Ziva: So am I.
(Easy one :D)
edit: i didn't realise that was the example at the top.. now its super easy lol

Cloak 6x08 :)

EASY ONE! <3 vv

Ziva: But that does not matter.
Tony: So what does?
Ziva: That you had my back..... that you have ALWAYS had my back.

Reunion 7x02 ♥

;)
Ziva: This is not a vactation, Tony.
Tony: But it is a beautiful day. (looks at her)

Jetlag 7x13



Tony: One black mesh t-shirt.Do woman really like these?
Ziva: Depends on who's wearing it.
Tony: So if I were too-----
Ziva: (quickly) No.

Dead and Unburied 4x05 (I think .. ?)

Ziva: But for my sanity, could you stop calling me probie?
Tony: But I say it with love.

Yes, it is, Maddy :)

Code of Conduct 7x05

Tony: We gotta figure what he was doing here.
Ziva: And with whom he was doing it.
Tony: Doing what with?
Ziva: Whatever he was doing when he was undone.
Tony: [looks at her] Done? What?
Ziva: Done [walks away]
Ducky: In, my dear fellow. Done in. Don't you understand the Queen's English?
Tony: Not this Queen.

About Face 5x17


Ziva: So this is where a red throat would hang out after being overseas for months.
Tony: It's not red throat, it's redneck.
Ziva: Oh.
Tony: And I think we've found the entire cast of Hee Haw.
Ziva: Over there. That's him.
Tony: With his brother Daryl and his other brother Daryl?

Faith 7x10

Tony: Jackrabbit Slims.
Ziva: Just like the diner in Pulp Fiction.
Tony: .... You don't know how to say "porcupine" but you remember the diner from Pulp Fiction?
Ziva: Believe it or not, we actually have movie theaters in my country.

Ravenous 3x17


Tony: Oooh.....yeah, baby, oh come'on.....oh come'on, come'on......oh....yikes!
Ziva: (reading a book): I'm trying to concentrate!
Tony: That makes two of us then doesn't it......Ziva?
Ziva: Is it work related?
Tony: Of course it's work related......Ziva!

Frame Up 3x09

Ziva: Every girl knows her ring size... just in case.

Mothers Day 7x16


Ziva: Is everything cool with the director?
Tony: Beyond cool, almost icy.

Bury Your Dead 5x01

Ziva: You're from a wealthy family.
Tony: (un-interested) Really.
Ziva: Born and raised on the East Coast, New England boarding school, spent sometime in the Mid-West and Philadelphia.
Tony: How would you know that?

Kill Ari pt1


Ziva: Tony, what are you doing?
Tony: I’m building a profile of the victim.

Capitol Offense 6x03

Ziva: I think he's more afraid of heights then you are.
Tony: Please, I rock climbed!
Ziva: (laughing) Yeah, twenty feet, with a harness, to impress a girl.
Tony: Well it worked.

SIDENOTE* Does that mean he told her when he went rockclimbing with Jeanne?

Clue anyone? It's the episode where Tony and McGee fight over the Tony putting a video on YouTube at the counsellor's office :)

Forgot all about this game lol!

Leap of Faith 5x05


Tony: Maybe that’s the plan.
Ziva: What plan?
Tony: Exactly.

6x09 Dagger

Ziva: Don't worry, Tony, I got your back.
Tony: Listen lady, if anybody's get anyone's back, it's me getting yours.

Did everybody forget about this game? :P

Anyone?

3x07 Honor Code

Ziva: This is killing me. I feel like I know him.
Tony: Mossad?
Ziva: Maybe.
Tony: Internet dating?
Ziva: I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip!

4x16 Dead Man Walking

Ziva: The jack she is with is gross.
Tony: You mean John.
Ziva: You know him?
Tony: Oh my God...

5x12 Stakeout

Tony: A law firm in London wants me to call them. Says it's important.
Ziva: What could they want?
Tony: I don't know. Maybe it's about my Uncle Clive. You remember that funeral I went to last month?
Ziva: Your uncle really died? I thought you were making that up to get some time off.

South by Southwest 6x17

Ziva: You crossed the line, Tony.
Tony: Oh, I crossed the line?

Family 5x02

Ziva: She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
Tony: Cojones.
Ziva: Do you?

Bait 3x18

Ziva: Quite the WATERFALL.
Tony: She means windfall.

Ex-File 5x03

Ziva: I am having the same problem as McGee had with Capt. Walsh. The Pentagon is rock-walling me.
Tony: She means stonewalling. Little quirk she has.

Leap of Faith 5x05

Ziva (into phone): Your goose is fried!
(Tony walks through door.)
Tony: Cooked. And no it's not. Only a minute late.
Ziva: Idiot.

5x12 Stakeout

Tony: Flies.
Ziva: What do flies have to do with honey?

Light Sleeper 3x14

Ziva: Maybe you need servicing.
Tony: Clearly, we’re still having some problems with the idiosyncrasies of the English language.

Once A Hero 04x08.

Ziva: It was no secret. He's writing about us!
Tony: Oh come on, it's not about us. I mean the whole part about Liza and her broken heart.
Ziva: The memento she keeps from a relationship that would never have a chance to happen.
Tony: Yeah, where’s he getting than? Or the scene between Liza and Tommy where they pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets
Ziva: Haha. When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis.
Tony: Yeah! I mean the hidden struggle between ‘who he is?’ and ‘what he’s becoming?’ I don't even know what it is.
Ziva: Totally unrealistic.
Tony: Would never happen

4x20 Cover Story

Ziva: I guess she prefers McGee's scent.
Tony: Ha! She'll eat him alive.