The 샐러드 Children 기사 | Original 기사 on 팬팝

posted by schnoodle11

(The 샐러드 Children are in their headquarters. They are being waited on hand and foot be their slaves, Paul and Dexter.)

Ramona: Dorkster! 더 많이 pizza! NOW!

Dexter: But I'm massaging her feet.

Ramona: I DON'T CARE!

Dexter: Aren't 당신 guys supposed to like salad?

The 샐러드 Children: Sometimes.

Amy: Hey, guys, do 당신 ever think we need 더 많이 people? Like, not slaves, 또는 one of us, bot sorta like a subordinate?

Ashley: agdffsjajejdshshahejajejdjfhriy

Darcy: Gosh, Ashley, stop that!

Amanda: Paul, get me another soda!

Amy: C'mon, guys, we don't even have 지르 yet. We need someone to help.

Ashley: The Salad...

Chronicles of The Chefy Three

posted by schnoodle11

Comrads of The 샐러드 Children, the Chefy Three are patrol the universe fearlessly. This is the tale of how they came to be

The PAT

Once upon a time, there was a meteor that came hurdling from the sky. It was really big. A person named Juju who was very curious and odd went over to investigate. She brushed the dust off the meteor and it had 글쓰기 on it that said PAT. Suddenly, the meteor exploded and revealed A GIANT ROBOT THINGY! It said in a robotic tone, "I am P-A-T. I have come from the planet Eating to harvest the fine ingredients from this planet and serve them to my higher-ups." Juju...

The 샐러드 Tales Prolouge

posted by schnoodle11

(ok, this prolige is REALLY dramatic. You'll know who the person who's telling this story is soon enough. This person's not gonna tell the whole story, and different POVs are gonna be in the story. In case you're confused, this is supposed to be in the MIDDLE of the actual story, so I guess that this doesn't really count as a prolouge. Oh, well.)

I turned and looked at her. Her 샐러드 fork was held high above my head. "I hope you're happy, Amy," I said to her. Tears welled in her eyes. "Shut up!" she yelled, "It's your fault this all happened! Thanks to you, I'll never see my team mates again!"...

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샐러드 CHILDREN UNITE!

posted by boomerlover

One time about 3 hours ago, there were five girls who were obsessed with salad. Thus Schnoodle11, DaisyLove, PowerPossible, BoomerLoverFan, and BoomerLover go around, fighting the spoiled and evil 음식 that make 당신 sick.

Schnoodle11 being the leader, leads the team into 음식 fights and being the healthy treat.

Er, there goes Ashley and the seizure-AJKLSDFKASFJKSGJKGHSAESJKJKL- again. BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Er, and the ma lazah thing too.

When the 샐러드 children unite, they become a 샐러드 and shoots 상추, 상 추 and tomatoes in a fiery pace. We hold the power, the strength, and the ranch dressing, and leaves, become a powerful bunch of gooey, yummy, and healthy greens!!

샐러드 CHILDREN UNITE!!!!!!!

I'm a Salad Child!