Uhm...new round anyone?
the Dario Argento version, the Phantom of Manhatten version, and the Herbert Lom version. And no, you cannot just outright kill them all!
M- Lom version (but kill the midget), F- Phantom of Manhatten and K- the Dario Argento
I'm half tempted to just f*** the Argento version since Julian Sands was kinda hot(ish) in Rose Red (y'know, without the godawful wig), but I'd be afraid of catching bubonic plague from all the rat screwing he does. The Phantom of Manhatten just needs to DIE, but he's less gross and creepy than Sands. I guess. He still just pisses me off. I slightly hate the Lom version just because it's so bad and so screwy, but he offends me the least of the 3 of them.
Round of the secondary characters!
the Rat Catcher (Robert Englund or Argento version, your pick), Piangi, and one of the managers (again, your choice of version)
M: Martin Barton (Manager from the Robert Englund version played by Bill Nighy) F: Piangi K: the Ratcatcher (he's creepy)