더 오피스 THE OFFICIAL: who said that quote game

CelticPride posted on Jun 27, 2007 at 06:33PM
Now I don't know if everyopne else is focused on the other two games, but here are the rules to the game:

1.Try to be as exact as you can, you don't have to get the quote exactly, but make it so that people know what you're talking about.
2.You can do it from webisodes too
3.No fake quotes

That's basically it, if anyone wants to respond, here is my quote:

I have been michael's #2 guy for about five years and we make a great team. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like lone ranger, I'm like Tonto, but it's not like there was Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.

Who said that quote?

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over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Obviously Dwight :D

"I feel like there's a chance for me to start over. And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do., then ... what am I doing?"
over a year ago ursikai87 said…
That's Jim.

"I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a...carpenter, that makes stairs."
over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Andy

"You love ketchup! He loves ketchup."
over a year ago CelticPride said…
Kelly

"Jim's worked at the same office for five years. he always eats a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch every day. I don't know, if I were a betting man I would say he will have a great time in Philadelphia."
over a year ago chel1395 said…
Ryan


"Here's a 'not hypothetical'."

over a year ago baotrang01 said…
Jim
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"You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!"
over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Dwight

"Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive."
over a year ago marissa said…
ryan.


"that fraction doesn't make any sense."
over a year ago Urkel-gru said…
oscar

"i promise to keep an open mind, and an open heart."
over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Michael.

"Attention blue collar workers!"
over a year ago CelticPride said…
Michael

"Now, I think Michael put Ryan next to Kelly to punish him, but if he was doing that to get back at me, wow, genius."
over a year ago brokenbrain said…
Toby

"Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!"
over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Angela,
in my previous post, dwight actually said "attention blue collar workers"

look alive, people:D

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. "
over a year ago kathiria82 said…
Michael

Hello Oscar, how was your gay-cation?
over a year ago brokenbrain said…
Kevin

"The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
over a year ago marissa said…
pam.


"i am a hero."
over a year ago ursikai87 said…
Pam.

Are you calling me a ho?
over a year ago Urkel-gru said…
******"i am a hero" is actually kevin (business school)

"are you calling me a ho?" is Phyllis
_________

"what a pair of mary's!"
over a year ago chel1395 said…
Bob Vance (PRETZEL DAY!!!!)


"I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up."
over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Jim;)

"The simple solution would be to open a window... if we had... windows that could open."
over a year ago chel1395 said…
Toby


"Do you want a drawbridge?"
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over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Andy

"That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life. "
over a year ago chel1395 said…
Ryan...Stanley seems to have that effect on lots of people :)


"As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here."

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over a year ago ursikai87 said…
Andy, I think.

"I can't believe I gave her my bike!"
over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Michael

"I'm excited about today. I love girl talk."
over a year ago chel1395 said…
Phyllis

"As far as I can tell, I'm the best-looking person here." -- This is not an Andy quote!!


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over a year ago CelticPride said…
It's Michael, sorry about the other quote!

"Everyday I have to take my daughter to school that costs too much and I go to an office that pays too little and I go to sleep every night on a bed that is too small but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day."
over a year ago chel1395 said…
Stanley


"I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser."
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over a year ago ursikai87 said…
That's Jan.

"Ahh! Kill it kill it kill it!"
over a year ago brokenbrain said…
Kelly

"I think we broke his brain."
over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Kelly

"Never underestimate the power of a good night's sleep."
over a year ago nezenic said…
Pam :)

"I am going to drop a deuce on everybody."
over a year ago chel1395 said…
"I think we broke his brain" is Pam

"I am going to drop a deuce on everybody" is Michael


"You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other."
over a year ago jessica24 said…
Jan,

"You look cute today Dwight"
over a year ago brokenbrain said…
Jim

"In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than the front."
over a year ago chel1395 said…
Meredith


"Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
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over a year ago brokenbrain said…
Dwight

"I hate so much about the way you choose to be."
over a year ago chel1395 said…
Michael


"Jim is on a path now. An eternal journey, and I wish him well. But I have a destiny in this realm. Specifically, in the kitchen."

over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Dwight

this one's pretty easy...
"I AM NOW CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!"
over a year ago brokenbrain said…
Andy

"I wish I could menstruate."
over a year ago happygolucky11 said…
dwight.

Yeah, well, I'm calling the Ungrateful Bi-atch Hotline!
over a year ago brokenbrain said…
Michael

"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Jim

"In general, they do not give me much responsibility. But they do let me shred the company documents. And that is really all I need."
over a year ago brokenbrain said…
Kevin

"Which one is Pam?"
over a year ago Urkel-gru said…
creed

"That'll be another 20."
over a year ago clued345 said…
ID photographer

"I would like to offer you, the dominant male."
over a year ago brokenbrain said…
Angela

"You said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?"
over a year ago nezenic said…
Jim :)

"No cookie..!"
over a year ago brighteyesxx said…
Angela

"I don't want to live like that. I like it here. I don't want to be Shila."
over a year ago goalstopper said…
Michael

"Saboteur! I'm going to kill you for real."