I am fully aware that chel1395 already wrote an 기사 like this. I thought it was brilliant, so I wanted to write my own. I am not taking credit for her idea in any way, shape, 또는 form. I just thought it was a great one, so I am 글쓰기 my own letter. :)
Dearest The Office,
Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my 심장 every Thursday. 당신 are my 가장 좋아하는 show and have been for a number of years. I want 당신 to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want 당신 to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a 텔레비전 show and its characters. However, I am 집 sick and bored out of my mind, so here goes...
Michael Gary Scott: 당신 goofy idiot. You're a loveable dumbass. 당신 have very little class at all, as we have observed through your Hooters obsession ("I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.") your inexplicable attacks towards Toby ("I hate so much about the things that 당신 choose to be.") and your 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 uncouth-ness in general. I think 당신 and Jan make a great couple in the most messed-up way possible. If 당신 break up with her, please let it be because of something besides the fact that she doesn't like her implants. Until the strike ends, I will make sure your memory lives on forever 의해 thinking and/or saying "That's what she said," whenever the opportunity arises.
Dwight Kurt "Danger" Schrute: 당신 are so funny when 당신 are being serious. 당신 are one of the most devoted people I know. I honestly hope that 당신 fulfill your life-long dream of dying in your 책상, 데스크 chair. I am undecided about how to feel about your clinginess to Michael. Sometimes it's rather annyoing, and sometimes it is sweet and/or hilarious. 당신 and Angela are a great couple. Please try to win her back without hurting Andy, as I think 당신 two have the potential to be great friends. Your concussion-induced niceness will forever live on in my mind, as well as the hilarious things 당신 said when being driven to the hospital ("You can't 불, 화재 me, I don't work in this van!"). I will always remember Mr. A. 칼, 나이프 and your role as The Overkill Killer. To preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will find one person and be completely devoted to them for the rest of my life, no matter what, even if they call in sick when they're really just going to magic camp.
Jim Halpert: 당신 are the most loveable person I know, which makes it extra sad that 당신 are a fictional character. I have grown to accept the fact that 당신 will forever 사랑 Pam Beesly, and I even celebrate it. Your camera looks and clever quips will forever steal my 심장 like poker chips. Your undying classiness towards ridiculous people such as Michael Scott will always feed my respect for you. Your awesome pranks towards Dwight will ALWAYS make me laugh, though I believe your best prank was towards Andy. Jim, have 당신 ever considered the fact that perhaps 당신 are in the ceiling? I will preserve your memory until the strike ends 의해 being as nice as possible towards all the asses I know.
Pamela Beesly: 당신 are an amazing person. 당신 manage to deal with people such as Michael Scott while keeping your sense of humor. 당신 were very strong during Season 3, when Jim and Karen were together. During your speech at 바닷가, 비치 Day, my 심장 swelled with pride. Though I wanted to kill 당신 for getting back together with Roy, I appreciated the fact that it made 당신 want to be 더 많이 honest with everybody, because 당신 used to be kind of a doormat. Continue to try and keep Angela in her place, and follow your dreams. 당신 will be a great artist someday, and 당신 won the 심장 of Jim Halpert. Nice. You've made some pretty big mistakes along the way (Casino Night) but now that 당신 and Jim are together and pulling pranks again, I know that everything will be okay. However, breaking up with Jim would cause me to dislike 당신 for a loooong time, unless it was for a REALLY, REALLY good reason. I will preserve your memory until the strike ends 의해 being as honest as possible with people who are not crazy and will not try to destroy bars when I tell them the cold, hard truth.
Angela Martin: 당신 are a warrior, no matter how bitchy 당신 may be towards Phyllis. 당신 find a need to fight for your religious beliefs, your cats, and your man. Though I think it was rather foolish of 당신 to start dating Andy, I understand your hurt over Dwight's mercy-killing of Sprinkles. I hope Garbage is doing okay. I am anxious to know what 당신 named him, even though I 사랑 the name Garbage. In order to preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will judge as many people as possible.
Jan Levinson (No Gould): 당신 are obviously a very messed up person. That's the only way 당신 could possibly put up with a guy like Michael Scott. Though I am upset for 당신 that 당신 로스트 your corporate position to Ryan (ew.), I enjoy the new, lazy, poor version of your character. Plus I loves those sweats and sunglasses 당신 wore in Money. In order to preserve your memory, I will attempt to be both professional and completely insane at the same time.
Andy Bernard, Kevin Malone, Meridith Palmer, Oscar Martinez, Creed Bratton, Phyliss Vance, Stanley Hudson, Kelly Kapoor and Toby Flenderson: Most of 당신 are completely insane. Those sort-of-normal ones, I wish 당신 happiness as 당신 deal with the craziness that is the Scranton branch. 당신 are all hilarious and I 사랑 당신 dearly. I have no idea how i will preserve the memories of all of you. I am just one person.
Roy Anderson & Karen Phillipelli: I don't care for either of you. At all. 당신 stopped Jim and Pam from being together. Though sometimes 당신 are good people, 당신 both have those qualities that make me hate you.
Roy: 당신 were just a horrible person overall, especially towards Pam. She was a great person and 당신 took her for granted. Also, 당신 tried to beat the crap out of Jim. And I will never forgive 당신 for either of those things.
Karen: I know 당신 have a good sense of humor and very pretty good with Jim, but 당신 called Pam a 암캐, 암 캐 and 당신 played the "Needy Girlfriend" part a couple of times. Plus, 당신 told Jim to 옮기기 to New York and forget Pam. And for that, I will never forgive you. However, I did like 당신 in The Initiation and Grief Counseling. But that's it.
And no, I did not forget Ryan. I decided not to feed his ego 의해 글쓰기 him a letter.
The Office, I will always 사랑 you. I honestly hope the strike ends very soon so I can continue laughing my 나귀, 엉덩이 off every Thursday.
Sincerely,
jamfan4
Dearest The Office,
Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my 심장 every Thursday. 당신 are my 가장 좋아하는 show and have been for a number of years. I want 당신 to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want 당신 to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a 텔레비전 show and its characters. However, I am 집 sick and bored out of my mind, so here goes...
Michael Gary Scott: 당신 goofy idiot. You're a loveable dumbass. 당신 have very little class at all, as we have observed through your Hooters obsession ("I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.") your inexplicable attacks towards Toby ("I hate so much about the things that 당신 choose to be.") and your 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 uncouth-ness in general. I think 당신 and Jan make a great couple in the most messed-up way possible. If 당신 break up with her, please let it be because of something besides the fact that she doesn't like her implants. Until the strike ends, I will make sure your memory lives on forever 의해 thinking and/or saying "That's what she said," whenever the opportunity arises.
Dwight Kurt "Danger" Schrute: 당신 are so funny when 당신 are being serious. 당신 are one of the most devoted people I know. I honestly hope that 당신 fulfill your life-long dream of dying in your 책상, 데스크 chair. I am undecided about how to feel about your clinginess to Michael. Sometimes it's rather annyoing, and sometimes it is sweet and/or hilarious. 당신 and Angela are a great couple. Please try to win her back without hurting Andy, as I think 당신 two have the potential to be great friends. Your concussion-induced niceness will forever live on in my mind, as well as the hilarious things 당신 said when being driven to the hospital ("You can't 불, 화재 me, I don't work in this van!"). I will always remember Mr. A. 칼, 나이프 and your role as The Overkill Killer. To preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will find one person and be completely devoted to them for the rest of my life, no matter what, even if they call in sick when they're really just going to magic camp.
Jim Halpert: 당신 are the most loveable person I know, which makes it extra sad that 당신 are a fictional character. I have grown to accept the fact that 당신 will forever 사랑 Pam Beesly, and I even celebrate it. Your camera looks and clever quips will forever steal my 심장 like poker chips. Your undying classiness towards ridiculous people such as Michael Scott will always feed my respect for you. Your awesome pranks towards Dwight will ALWAYS make me laugh, though I believe your best prank was towards Andy. Jim, have 당신 ever considered the fact that perhaps 당신 are in the ceiling? I will preserve your memory until the strike ends 의해 being as nice as possible towards all the asses I know.
Pamela Beesly: 당신 are an amazing person. 당신 manage to deal with people such as Michael Scott while keeping your sense of humor. 당신 were very strong during Season 3, when Jim and Karen were together. During your speech at 바닷가, 비치 Day, my 심장 swelled with pride. Though I wanted to kill 당신 for getting back together with Roy, I appreciated the fact that it made 당신 want to be 더 많이 honest with everybody, because 당신 used to be kind of a doormat. Continue to try and keep Angela in her place, and follow your dreams. 당신 will be a great artist someday, and 당신 won the 심장 of Jim Halpert. Nice. You've made some pretty big mistakes along the way (Casino Night) but now that 당신 and Jim are together and pulling pranks again, I know that everything will be okay. However, breaking up with Jim would cause me to dislike 당신 for a loooong time, unless it was for a REALLY, REALLY good reason. I will preserve your memory until the strike ends 의해 being as honest as possible with people who are not crazy and will not try to destroy bars when I tell them the cold, hard truth.
Angela Martin: 당신 are a warrior, no matter how bitchy 당신 may be towards Phyllis. 당신 find a need to fight for your religious beliefs, your cats, and your man. Though I think it was rather foolish of 당신 to start dating Andy, I understand your hurt over Dwight's mercy-killing of Sprinkles. I hope Garbage is doing okay. I am anxious to know what 당신 named him, even though I 사랑 the name Garbage. In order to preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will judge as many people as possible.
Jan Levinson (No Gould): 당신 are obviously a very messed up person. That's the only way 당신 could possibly put up with a guy like Michael Scott. Though I am upset for 당신 that 당신 로스트 your corporate position to Ryan (ew.), I enjoy the new, lazy, poor version of your character. Plus I loves those sweats and sunglasses 당신 wore in Money. In order to preserve your memory, I will attempt to be both professional and completely insane at the same time.
Andy Bernard, Kevin Malone, Meridith Palmer, Oscar Martinez, Creed Bratton, Phyliss Vance, Stanley Hudson, Kelly Kapoor and Toby Flenderson: Most of 당신 are completely insane. Those sort-of-normal ones, I wish 당신 happiness as 당신 deal with the craziness that is the Scranton branch. 당신 are all hilarious and I 사랑 당신 dearly. I have no idea how i will preserve the memories of all of you. I am just one person.
Roy Anderson & Karen Phillipelli: I don't care for either of you. At all. 당신 stopped Jim and Pam from being together. Though sometimes 당신 are good people, 당신 both have those qualities that make me hate you.
Roy: 당신 were just a horrible person overall, especially towards Pam. She was a great person and 당신 took her for granted. Also, 당신 tried to beat the crap out of Jim. And I will never forgive 당신 for either of those things.
Karen: I know 당신 have a good sense of humor and very pretty good with Jim, but 당신 called Pam a 암캐, 암 캐 and 당신 played the "Needy Girlfriend" part a couple of times. Plus, 당신 told Jim to 옮기기 to New York and forget Pam. And for that, I will never forgive you. However, I did like 당신 in The Initiation and Grief Counseling. But that's it.
And no, I did not forget Ryan. I decided not to feed his ego 의해 글쓰기 him a letter.
The Office, I will always 사랑 you. I honestly hope the strike ends very soon so I can continue laughing my 나귀, 엉덩이 off every Thursday.
Sincerely,
jamfan4