Look at the time on your computer and the color of your shirt, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I played frisbee with
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed


Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Ryan Pardey
02 or 32 min → Handsome Rob
03 or 33 min → Andy
04 or 34 min → Tana Flowers
05 or 35 min → Guadalupe
06 or 36 min → Torey Mundowsky
07 or 37 min → Mark Stoermer
08 or 38 min → Tommy Marth
09 or 39 min → Michael Valentine
10 or 40 min → Jenny
11 or 41 min → Stuart Price
12 or 42 min → Lisa Vannucci
13 or 43 min → Dave Keuning
14 or 44 min → Natalie
15 or 45 min → The Stormmaker
16 or 46 min → Ray Suen
17 or 47 min → Spaceman
18 or 48 min → Candy
19 or 49 min → Joseph
20 or 50 min → Brandon Flowers
21 or 51 min → The Dreammaker
22 or 52 min → Brook
23 or 53 min → Jenny’s killer
24 or 54 min → Mr. Brightside
25 or 55 min → Ted Sabley
26 or 56 min → Ronnie Vannucci
27 or 57 min → Sam
28 or 58 min → The flamingo
29 or 59 min → Jackie Geranimo
30 or 00 min → Lou Reed

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I get what I want in the end
Pink → because the Spaceman told me to
Red → because those voices I hear at night were calling me by my name
Blue → because I’m Mr. Brightside
Green → because I Got soul
Purple → because I'm not a soldier
Gray → because that B*&@# kept trying to make me pray
Yellow → because I'm Dancer, not Human
Brown → because I'm Human, not Dancer
Orange → because we were caught in the crossfire
Other → because Mark’s at the $%*&@%& airport
shirtless → because I’m a star