Here's Parody I wrote ! (:
Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
또는 rebeling against president snow,
Cause today I am not playing the hunger games.
I'm goona pick up some arrows and sit on a branch
Stay away from the careers, eat a green plant.
No gamemaker's goona tell me I can't.
Nah,
I will walk around the arena, do nothing at all.
And I know this will anger, the capitol
Cause right now I know im really dull.
Oh yes I said it,
I can say it,
Cause Im the mockingjay
Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
또는 rebeling against president snow.
Cause today I am not playing the hunger games
Nothing to kill x2
Tomorow I'll wake up 다음 to peeta, in a cave ,
Cause the gamemakers said, we both could be saved.
Now I have to pretend to 사랑 him.
(Oh my god, peeta's hot)
He's getting kind of sick, feel like were in dystopia.
need to drug him, get to the cornucopia.
I have his meds, now he wont die.
Oh yes, I'll 키스 him.
I'll 키스 him,
We'll get sponsers this way.
Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
또는 rebeling against president snow.
Cause today I am not playing the hunger games
No, Im not goona braid my hair.
또는 go hunting with Gale.
No no no no no no
I'll just sit and tie a noose,
Cause I know I'm goona lose,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Oooh)
Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
또는 rebeling against president snow.
Cause today I'm not playing the hunger games
Nothing to killx3
Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
또는 rebeling against president snow,
Cause today I am not playing the hunger games.
I'm goona pick up some arrows and sit on a branch
Stay away from the careers, eat a green plant.
No gamemaker's goona tell me I can't.
Nah,
I will walk around the arena, do nothing at all.
And I know this will anger, the capitol
Cause right now I know im really dull.
Oh yes I said it,
I can say it,
Cause Im the mockingjay
Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
또는 rebeling against president snow.
Cause today I am not playing the hunger games
Nothing to kill x2
Tomorow I'll wake up 다음 to peeta, in a cave ,
Cause the gamemakers said, we both could be saved.
Now I have to pretend to 사랑 him.
(Oh my god, peeta's hot)
He's getting kind of sick, feel like were in dystopia.
need to drug him, get to the cornucopia.
I have his meds, now he wont die.
Oh yes, I'll 키스 him.
I'll 키스 him,
We'll get sponsers this way.
Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
또는 rebeling against president snow.
Cause today I am not playing the hunger games
No, Im not goona braid my hair.
또는 go hunting with Gale.
No no no no no no
I'll just sit and tie a noose,
Cause I know I'm goona lose,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Oooh)
Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
또는 rebeling against president snow.
Cause today I'm not playing the hunger games
Nothing to killx3
This is just a joke. Don't take it seriously! I 사랑 HG and (most) of these characters! Oh and there might be spoilers, so be careful if 당신 haven't read up till Mockingjay!
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that 당신 사랑 about your feelings for her, until 당신 have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as 당신 get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son 당신 have to kill, and whose wife views 당신 as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in 사랑 before they have to kill each other.
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that 당신 사랑 about your feelings for her, until 당신 have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as 당신 get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son 당신 have to kill, and whose wife views 당신 as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in 사랑 before they have to kill each other.
