(After the smashers dried off, everyone followed Tabuu to the camp 불, 화재 area where some sit on logs and others stand.)
Tabuu: Now here is the deal, 당신 are all going to stay here for 8 weeks in order to win, every 2 days their will be a challenge, the losing team will have to vote off a member, the smasher who stays here longest without getting voted off will be the winner and will win 1,000,000 dollars and a lifetime supply of a 음식 of their choice.
(Everyone looks exited but Lucas was sweating)
Tabuu: When I call your name go stand over there, the people who end up with 당신 will be your team, your 프렌즈 and your competition. Olimar, Snake, Samus, Mario, Luigi, Jigglypuff, Ganondorf, Pikachu, Marth, Ike, Yoshi, Fox, Falco, Link and Zelda. 당신 guys will be "The Toenail Eaters".
Tabuu: As for the rest of you, 당신 all will be known as "The Nose Pickers".
Ness: Hey, where do we sleep 의해 the way?
Tabuu: Toward the cabins behind you. Each team gets a cabin.
Link: Looks like i'm gonna sleep with Zelda tonight.
Zelda: Not a chance, pal.
DK: I claim the floor.
Luigi: Mama mia! I hate cabin.
Tabuu: Here are your team flags (throws them and Olimar and Kirby catch them)...oh and before I forget, everything 당신 do, even when 당신 do your business on the toilet, will be caught on camera and shown to the whole world! And this (points to a hut made of twigs and butter) is the interview room where 당신 can express your feelings and vent your anger. Now let's go find your cabins.
[Falco: I never wanted to be on this show. But for a million dollars, That's like heaven to me.]
[Peach: Wow. I'd never imagined a place like this...so dirty.]
[Jigglypuff: (Bounces around) Jiggle jiggle!]
[C. Falcon: I am SOOOO going to win this, baby! I'll show my fellow smashers some moves!]
(A few 분 later, the smashers have finally found their cabins. But they were both rusty and it was all covered in dust.)
Luigi: I told 당신 i hate cabins.
Mario: Nonsence, Luigi. Just pretend this is Peach's castle.
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Snake: What did he say?
Samus: I have no idea.
Link: Well, at least i get to sleep with Zelda.
Zelda: Like i said, i'm not ready to lose my virginity.
(As soon as Link was about to say something, the foghorn sounded)
Tabuu: Smashers, please arrive at the campfire for your first challenge.
(5 분 later, everybody arrived.)
Tabuu: Okay. Here is your first challenge.