Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True

Do 당신 think a 달팽이 can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; 또는 does its tail twitch. Have 당신 noticed?
Try these on a 달팽이 in your garden.

What did the 달팽이 say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.

Where do 당신 find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?

Why is the 달팽이 the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?...