Starring:
Sarvente
Ruvyzvat
Selever
Rasazy
***
Setting: The Mid-Fight Masses church at noon
***
A normal 일 at the church.
Sarvente: 저기요 guys!
Ruvyzvat: What?
Sarvente: I have an idea!
Ruvyzvat: Wait. Hold that thought.
Sarvente: I CAN'T FUCKING HOLD IT, I'M BUSTING TO TELL 당신 RIGHT NOW, I CAME ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS TO GIVE 당신 MY IMAGINATIVE IDEAS AND CONCEPTS AND 당신 TELL ME TO HOLD IT IN!?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS 당신 THINK 당신 HAVE THE RIGHT TO--
Ruvyzvat: Please, just tell us. We gotta go 집 in a few minutes.
Sarvente: Ok, so... what if we... ask Mike Geno if we can face against Boyfriend together?
Rasazy: But I'm not even a part of the mod.
Selever: Yeah mom, and plus, Razasy's been on stage with 당신 dozens of times.
(Singing "Attack" 의해 Selever, but their own cover)
Sarvente: Shhh! That doesn't matter. He doesn't know that!
Rasazy: Which isn't a good thing, 당신 know.
Sarvente: Ugh. Don't 당신 guys want to be in Sarvente Expo with me? 또는 Magical Mirai?
Ruvyzvat: But I already do shows with you.
Sarvente: Bro, you've only done Zavodila-Worship Party.
(Singing mashup of Ruv's "Zavodila" and Sarv's "Worship")
Ruvyzvat: So? It's still fun.
Sarvente: *Grumbles, screams* Whatever. I guess Selever isn't gonna be on stage then. Thanks Ruv.
Selever: WHAT!?! WOW, FUCK YOU, MOM!!! *Points middle finger*
Sarvente: Hey, it's not my fault!
Rasazy: Guys, let's not fight.
Sarvente: What are 당신 even doing here, Razz? You're not even a Funkin'!
Rasazy: Hey, Dad doesn't even have an actual voicebank!
Ruvyzvat: Wow Rasazy, and I was on your side!
Rasazy: Somebody had to say it!
Selever: UGH!!!!
(Untelligible arguing intensifies)
Taki: Can y'all shut up? I'm trying to watch TV!
Sarvente: Ok guys, I'm sorry for snapping at 당신 like that.
Ruvyzvat/Selever/Rasazy: It's okay.
Sarvente: Wait, you're not going to apologize?
Ruvyzvat/Selever/Rasazy: No/Nah/Meh.
Sarvente: Ok, definitely no rap battles for you.
Sarvente
Ruvyzvat
Selever
Rasazy
***
Setting: The Mid-Fight Masses church at noon
***
A normal 일 at the church.
Sarvente: 저기요 guys!
Ruvyzvat: What?
Sarvente: I have an idea!
Ruvyzvat: Wait. Hold that thought.
Sarvente: I CAN'T FUCKING HOLD IT, I'M BUSTING TO TELL 당신 RIGHT NOW, I CAME ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS TO GIVE 당신 MY IMAGINATIVE IDEAS AND CONCEPTS AND 당신 TELL ME TO HOLD IT IN!?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS 당신 THINK 당신 HAVE THE RIGHT TO--
Ruvyzvat: Please, just tell us. We gotta go 집 in a few minutes.
Sarvente: Ok, so... what if we... ask Mike Geno if we can face against Boyfriend together?
Rasazy: But I'm not even a part of the mod.
Selever: Yeah mom, and plus, Razasy's been on stage with 당신 dozens of times.
(Singing "Attack" 의해 Selever, but their own cover)
Sarvente: Shhh! That doesn't matter. He doesn't know that!
Rasazy: Which isn't a good thing, 당신 know.
Sarvente: Ugh. Don't 당신 guys want to be in Sarvente Expo with me? 또는 Magical Mirai?
Ruvyzvat: But I already do shows with you.
Sarvente: Bro, you've only done Zavodila-Worship Party.
(Singing mashup of Ruv's "Zavodila" and Sarv's "Worship")
Ruvyzvat: So? It's still fun.
Sarvente: *Grumbles, screams* Whatever. I guess Selever isn't gonna be on stage then. Thanks Ruv.
Selever: WHAT!?! WOW, FUCK YOU, MOM!!! *Points middle finger*
Sarvente: Hey, it's not my fault!
Rasazy: Guys, let's not fight.
Sarvente: What are 당신 even doing here, Razz? You're not even a Funkin'!
Rasazy: Hey, Dad doesn't even have an actual voicebank!
Ruvyzvat: Wow Rasazy, and I was on your side!
Rasazy: Somebody had to say it!
Selever: UGH!!!!
(Untelligible arguing intensifies)
Taki: Can y'all shut up? I'm trying to watch TV!
Sarvente: Ok guys, I'm sorry for snapping at 당신 like that.
Ruvyzvat/Selever/Rasazy: It's okay.
Sarvente: Wait, you're not going to apologize?
Ruvyzvat/Selever/Rasazy: No/Nah/Meh.
Sarvente: Ok, definitely no rap battles for you.
HERE THEY ARE!!!